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@moviegeek @hollywoodscifi It’s not

@hollywoodscifi This is real?

Never thought we would see something like this!

@RippleXrpie That’s the fakest pile of shit photoshop pic I’ve ever seen. I don’t understand why people are even questioning it

🚨NO WAY!! 👀 Artificial intelligence has confirmed that this picture of Netanyahu is real. Netanyahu was absent from the latest Israeli war council on Iran! Is this still a rumor or facts?

@EarloftheShire Fake poll

Please tell me this is fake news 🤯🤯

@Glinner Like a Mr Potato Head where the kid has put things back in the wrong order

*We* have fucked up heads? Mate, you're a man who thinks he's a woman.

@Thorinoaken6 It’s 3 for £66 but you carry on raging

Was in HMV the other day just having a nosey... I know I've been out of circulation recently ? But When did an L.P. become 35 quid? Or two for £66😬😬😬 Chr*St on a bike.....🤷🏻‍♂️

@Nigel_Farage Woke woke woke. Wah wah wah. Fuck off

The Bank of England is replacing Winston Churchill with a picture of a beaver on our bank notes. This is the definition of woke.

@iamrobothead It’s the actors not the characters… Comments here show how dumb some people are

Is Klingon something you can catch because Jay-Den looks very un-Klingon when he was a kid. Starfleet Academy, idiotic to the end.

@Cool_Ustaz This is the worst photoshop/AI pic I’ve seen for ages. All the people asking grok must be really fucking dumb

I just came across this picture and sincerely hope it’s true.

@Mofoman360 @jk_rowling Transphobic cunt more like..

Is JK Rowling a Dame in your eyes @jk_rowling

@ThomasWillett9 Fuck, does this mayo lives near me? 😩

The genital inspector has arrived.

@SomeDudeTex @CaptainJackYT There’s always one knobhead

@NigelMartin @CaptainJackYT Hopefully never to show up again.

It's annoying that #StarTrek: #StarfleetAcademy went to the effort of introducing us to the Athena Bridge Crew in episode one, only to have us barely hear from them since. I think they should have been in the penultimate episode, but I suppose then the kids would have sod all to do?

@lawyer_memes You’re a c**t

A junior said "Good morning" to me in the elevator. I checked my watch. It was 11:00 AM. I looked at him. "It's almost lunch," I said. "You're three hours late to the concept of morning." He tried to explain he'd been at his desk since 7. I interrupted and told him accuracy matters more than intent. I emailed his reviewer suggesting he take a CLE on time management. He apologized later. I didn't reply. I forwarded the apology to HR as proof of his inefficiency. Greetings are risky. He learned an important lesson. Never speak to a partner in the elevator. Unless spoken to.

@Archmicro @frankiecavaa @MattBloomFilms @marksandspencer The money sits with the bank, the company doesn’t get it until it’s spent

@frankiecavaa @MattBloomFilms @marksandspencer They had 4 years of earning interest on the money used to buy the card. There should NEVER be an expiry date on gift cards!

So @marksandspencer won't honour my elderly dad's expired gift card - even though they don't put an expiry date on the card 🙄 and their gift card query phone line cost us £1 a minute 🙄🙄. Customer service petty and unhelpful. So won't ever shop there again.

@SkyNews twat got shut down 😂😂😂

It’s true #EpsteinFiles

@fesshole Men do it better

Wife & I had a foursome with friends, lucky me got a blow job from both the ladies but by far the best one was from our friend's husband. Now I have all sorts of questions.

@tufdave This is years old

I used to pay this homeless man to watch my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine were broken into except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t let em touch this one Mr Dave”

@CWJediMaster @BizSpeechwriter The UK doesn’t have a death penalty and hasn’t done for a long time

@BizSpeechwriter I absolutely agree - but treason carries a possible death sentence and is much easier to prove with digital receipts. As horrible as the sex crimes are, I would rather see these people executed for treason than get a light sentence for other crimes.