@NoContextHumans That's the loop hole, he is neither running or holding scissors.
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I don't think too hard
united kingdon Katılım Şubat 2026
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Did his mom tell him not to run with the scissors?
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@aaliyahvtuber_ I asked, he came through, isn't that how it works?
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@StocksandDares The most expensive ticket in the IMax is only about £20.
Where are you going to the cinema?
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Went to the cinema last night for a date with my Mrs.
- Cinema tickets £47
- 2 drinks before - £19
- Large popcorn £8.50
Total - £74.50
Personally I think that’s crazy, the cost of living is high but the cost of enjoyment is obscene!
What do you think?
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@uj7protocol @LloydsBank You can find your nearest heart bank at the following location...
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@LloydsBank You're missing the point. What do you think this is? Do you understand the severity of the situation. It wasn't about food. It's about the reliability of your services. What if I wanted to transfer money with no phone in isolation during heart attack? For cab?
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@moonchild23580 Truth or Dare has really lost it's edge since my day
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How does Asmongold not see that she’s just using him to promote her online prostitution
Kaise@liveforkaise
i did not force him to make that face
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@costlymason @waltermasterson Probably a terminology issue..
I my head , "free market" means options for consumers.
"monopoly" means a single owner of a specific market which in turn removes the options, therefore removing my definition of "free market"
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@NoMainPlot @waltermasterson How can you possibly have a free market WITHOUT having monopolies? 😭😭😭
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I setup a lemonade stand to teach my daughter about capitalism.
At the end of the day she made $54.
I charged her $20 to use my lawn and rent my table, and $12 in supplies. Then I took my cut of $20.
"But daddy, that means I didn't make any money today"
I explained that since I am the investor who took the biggest risk, I’m entitled to the most money.
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@jeremycorbyn The new Prime Minister should do something very simple : Focus on the UK
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Tomorrow, the new Prime Minister should do something very simple: end all arms sales to Israel.
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@gingerrtom the left will see it and somehow find a way to moan about the right
can we all quit playing tennis for 2 fucking minutes...
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the right will see this and somehow find a way to moan about migrants.
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🚨 BREAKING: Andy Burnham pledges to end homelessness in Britain as his first act as PM "I will soon go through that door behind me and issue my first instruction: to end rough sleeping in our country"
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@andyburnham You assume the electricity companies will pass those savings on opposed to pocketing the difference.
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I said I would give people a bit more breathing space.
Today I’m taking immediate action - cutting taxes on energy bills to put more money in your pocket.
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@SatyagrahAlba The iPhone is only 19 years old, so not sure what you were paying for 20+ years ago.
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My apple phone wants me to confirm I’m over 18 when they’ve had monthly direct debits from my account for over 20 years.
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@PhilipProudfoot Whatever taxation increase they come up with next
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Thank you Mr Burnham!
What will you all be spending your extra £3 per month on?
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@SophyRidgeSky Oh exciting, I can afford an extra loaf of bread each month.
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BREAK: Andy Burnham is removing VAT from electricity bills from October 1, funded by cancelling the Digital ID programme (£1.8bn)
It's expected to take around £45 off the average bill
His first policy announcement, focused on the cost of living
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I hope we will now hear from all the free speech activists who have campaigned in defence of Lucy Connolly condemning this overreach by British police.
As Ann Widdecombe herself said: "No one has the right to be protected from offence or hurt feelings".
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🚨 BREAKING: Aberdeen University employee Heather Herbert has now been arrested over online posts celebrating Ann Widdecombe's death
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We cannot use hosepipes because data centres are making billionaires even richer. Peake capitalism.
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