Alex

For some reason this pin dick incel wanted me to share this email they sent via my website with my followers. CW: Ableism, misogyny, incel levels of hatred from one of Elon’s bootlickers

@MetCC this is malicious comms / hate crime, right?

@British_Airways someone needs to contact me asap I have arrived in Malta alone and you’ve BROKEN my chair. The ground crew totally fucked me over I knew something was off and now I can’t go back on that flight to London because it’s left.

@footprintsfh @TashP351 Sorry!! I have found the old recipe is still on the shelves in a few places so it’s worth checking for the ingredients.

@NorbzAlex @TashP351 Noooooo!

Tesco’s didn’t have Bonio’s so I bought their own brand. Barney, the dog who eats foxes shit and licks drains, has decided THIS is where he draws the fucking line.

@footprintsfh @TashP351 x.com/norbzalex/stat…

@TashP351 I’m praying that the good folk of Webbox don’t ever change the recipe or discontinue their Salmon Lick-e-Lix or my diva cat will probably starve.

Lick-e-Lix used to be ~£1.25 – now £1.50 in @sainsburys, and meat content has dropped from 30% to 23%. My cat relies on this to take meds and won’t eat the new version. Why the silent change? @webboxpetfood #LickELix

@cryptoklotz GM

Used up my weekly ct reach on a post about revenge-farting in an uber

@1867Bob @ArloEU Yes I had the same-total joke. I’ll also be cancelling my @arloeu subscription.

@heartstreatham @SteveReedMP #BuildBadlyBuild

Ghost flats are becoming Britain’s new housing crisis - The i Paper article makes perfect sense ⁦@SteveReedMP⁩. Nobody wants to buy overpriced, high service charge, build badly build flats. #Streatham Vale’s Woodgate white elephant? apple.news/AxLmP9PtXQGSAV…

@StuartHumphryes Amazing-thanks so much and I’m very excited to see the results. This is Joseph, born 1835

I've been watching some YouTube videos where historical figures had their paintings re-rendered by Ai as contemporary photos, and the connection it creates with the subject is quite profund. So I tried it on some Victorian photos such as the shot below of Sir John Herschel from 1867. The potential it offers family historians is considerable, and so I thought, as a fun little Christmas present to you, I would offer the service freely to my followers during this week. So if you want to post a shot of an ancestor I will, in turn, reply with a re-rendered version for you, re-imagining them as if taken by modern photography. But just single shots (not groups or couples) and they need to be of clear enough resolution that we can clearly see their faces and not have to guess at their features.

@Londonist Norbury

We've mapped *every* London location mentioned in the Sherlock Holmes novels and short stories londonist.com/london/maps/ma…

@Gus_ODonnell Satire account?

A very messy run up to the budget but I think the Chancellor deserves huge credit for more than doubling the fiscal headroom thereby reducing the chances of another difficult budget next year.

Since you’re publicly giving out information from a meeting without our consent. Here’s the follow up email from YOUR senior manager confirming what was discussed👇🏽:

@alexwickham “But a supporter of Starmer says tonight that they conducted a recent exercise with investors where they were told that any alternative to Starmer and Rachel Reeves would result in….” Desperate stuff.

💥💥💥 BREAKING 💥💥💥 Keir Starmer's allies have accused Wes Streeting of plotting to oust him from office, warning that any attempt to do so would trigger a market shock — as supporters of Streeting go to war with No10. The extraordinary developments in a series of furious briefings to media outlets tonight signal Downing Street is increasingly concerned the PM may face a leadership challenge. Cabinet unity has fractured, possibly to the point of no return between Starmer and Streeting. A spokesperson for Streeting said: “These claims are categorically untrue. Wes’s focus has entirely been on cutting waiting lists for the first time in 15 years, recruiting 2,500 more GPs, and rebuilding the NHS that saved his life.” A government source said: “Number Ten has gone into full bunker mode, turning on their most loyal cabinet members for absolutely no reason. Unfortunately there is a pattern of Keir's team briefing against his own people- they did it to Angela, Lisa, Lucy, now it's Wes's turn. A circular firing squad won’t help the government out of the hole we’re in." But a supporter of Starmer says tonight that they conducted a recent exercise with investors where they were told that any alternative to Starmer and Rachel Reeves would result in a significant rise in gilt yields, meaning higher government borrowing costs. That would be ruinous for the public finances and plunge the UK into an economic crisis, the person added, a clear indication that No10 is seriously concerned about a leadership plot.

#SwiftBricks - modest amendment supporting #biodiversity in the Planning and Infrastructure - for beautiful birds for whom a place to nest is a matter of life and death - defeated by stacked government benches

BAD NEWS💔if the vote had taken place earlier we would have won-Tories (majority) whipped YES but by the time of the vote, support had gone home just like 2 years ago. It is an AGONISING reality. Tell steve.reed.mp@parliament.uk what you think. GUTTED. Labour: what a betrayal 😡

Share this if you want the House of Lords to SAVE OUR SWIFTS. Today Parliamentary peers will vote for or against swift bricks. Labour Peers will be whipped to vote NO, Lib Dem’s YES, & Tories can choose. 🤷‍♀️ COME ON THE LORDS!!!!!!!

NEW: The British politician, his Russian intelligence handler & a Kremlin plot against the US & Ukraine. My new piece about Nathan Gill and Nigel Farage for @thenerve_news in which we ask: Why, even now, is no-one asking questions?