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@FirstDownMediaa Reverse Tony Romo

@chubbyD214 @AjayCybulski Ya, it’s gotta be the cleats not the terrible footwork.

@AjayCybulski Cowboys equipment manager is worst in the league. They slip on every surface

Hey Cowboys fans - it might be time to start worrying about Trevon Diggs.

@TheCartelDel Well the wnba only brings in as much revenue as about 4 target stores per year so that kinda adds up

I just looked up hers and Angel Reese's salary - $80k a year??? How are they earning less than a Target store manager???? Tf

@thedawgspodcast You’re right. The browns definitely have a history of refusing to give fully guaranteed contracts to criminals

And Judkins was still holding out for a fully guaranteed contract…that’s one way to forfeit every ounce of leverage.

@King_Sdot_da1 @LTSports80 @FDSportsbook @FanaticsBook Have fun getting limited in 10 minutes

@LTSports80 @FDSportsbook Your best bet would be to never put a penny in fanduel’s account ever again and start using @FanaticsBook like the other hundreds of thousands of people are doing … fanduel’s is dead

The 2025 NBA season just ended. SO WHO'S WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP NEXT SEASON? 🤔

@TexinTesla @redpilldispensr Believe it or not cctv cameras with the frame rate of a potato don’t capture 500 mph objects very well 🤯

@redpilldispensr Where is the plane?

Take all the time you need.

@ryanwinchester @kirawontmiss They probably also have either X-ray or ultrasonic which would detect the pile is hollow.

@kirawontmiss two ways it could have been caught 1) if that's a single axle trailer, that much lumber would put it over weight capacity and they'd get pulled over 2) if they drive over a scale it would be way lighter than it should be

nahhh somebody had to snitch because how😭

@MaryHorish42608 @ItsMeTheMayor @LevinInches It never worked? I don’t agree with the blanket tariffs trump is doing but tariffs used to be the primary source of government revenue. Until the early 20th century we had no income tax, only tariffs. I’ll take a 5-10% price increase on everything if it means no more taxes 😂

@ItsMeTheMayor @LevinInches And that it's actually never worked. How well did it work the first time the toddler in chief tried it? Ask any farmer.

When Gavin Newsom is more fiscally conservative than the current "Republican" President...you know you're in trouble.

@trollqueen19 @JaceDarkfire @jakelogan @well_regulated @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump That’s one thing many people don’t understand. 1 gallon of fuel used to power your engine produces less usable energy than 1 gallon of fuel used to power a generator which is then used to power an electric motor.

@JaceDarkfire @jakelogan @well_regulated @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I definitely need to educate myself more on this issue, but, is that like saying you dont really save gas by taking the bus because buses use gas too? Is less fuel used to charge 5 EVs than the fuel to run 5 cars?

Dear US government workers, Last week, I worked 63 hours. I drove 2600 miles. I delivered 130,000 gallons of fuel. See how easy that was? Sincerely, Jake Logan American trucker @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump

@JaceDarkfire @jakelogan @well_regulated @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump We already have an alternative. It’s called nuclear energy. Problem is half the bozos that want to get rid of fossil fuels also want to get rid of nuclear because they’re ignorant cowards.

@jakelogan @well_regulated @DOGE @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Thats what these idiots who think EVs are the answer dont understand. The electricity for charging them still comes from Fossil fuels. Its not gonna change till we find another alternative energy source.

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@Stevens_Saints @bingoheneral @Saints He’s second in the league in yards after contact you moron

@FitzMagic_14 A magnet. Remove the cup.

How many Harvard grads does it take to get an 8 pound shot (shot put ball) out of a golf hole? Well the answer is more than one because I can’t figure it out. Currently want to solve with household items and my plungers are too big. Drill into the shot and put a screw in to yank it out is where I’m at right now but don’t want to wreck the shot if I don’t have to and don’t want to wreck the hole either… Any suggestions are welcome 🙏

@StaleyJaso7128 @Jeff_Mans Ya, seems like a no brainer

@Jeff_Mans If Bucky Irving doesn’t play, would you move Rachaad White ahead of Amari Cooper in PPR?

@the_abduco @iAmKiiNGDReW @BobbySkinner_ Sanders is gonna end up on the Giants, raiders, or titans. All are shit situations. This narrative exists every year but at the end of the day you play where you’re drafted.

@iAmKiiNGDReW @BobbySkinner_ I like Ward, just not in the top 10. Sanders I wouldn't hesitate, but he doesn't want to be a giant and I don't want a QB that doesn't want to be here

Field Goal blocked. Giants lose. Crowd goes wild. Tank alive.

@Wizard_Mer1in @therealtdeal @DMegacock Ashley got us through it for years. Now it’s unbearable

@therealtdeal @DMegacock respect. would never willingly watch a hornets game so 🫡

Ashley ShahAhmadi look alike contest. My apartment tomorrow 9 pm.

@KayvonOjulari As a Giants fan, I’m not sure this is enough. The jets should probably throw in Garret Wilson and a 1st to even this trade out.

TRADE IDEA 💡 JETS GET: • QB Daniel Jones • Giants 2nd round pick (#33-#37) GIANTS GET: • CB Sauce Gardner Danny Dimes can be the successor of Aaron Rodgers and then the Giants fill their CB need WHO SAYS NO? 🤔

@AFanWithAMic @Lance342_22 It hit him smack dab in the hands. It was a route that shouldn’t have been thrown on 3rd and 8 but the ball couldn’t really have been any more catchable.

@Lance342_22 It was a very hard catch because of a terribly placed ball .. Very hard to call this a drop.

4 possible reasons: 1- Brian Daboll is the stupidest person on the planet 2- They are guaranteed next year and tanking 3- Daboll is proving a point about Jones ability 4- John Mara is making him play Jones

@smc_81 @markrobinsonNC Not sure anyone expected anything besides a Stein blowout.

BREAKING: Democrat Josh Stein has DEFEATED Republican Mark Robinson in the North Carolina governors race! HUGE WIN FOR DEMOCRATS! @markrobinsonNC