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i don't actually smoke, but i think it looks cool i never grew up past high school, apparently.
also, that's a real picture of me, and I used AI to add the cigarette and background.
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Not Elle Upton
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Not Elle Upton
@NotElleUpton
freedom over perfection. feral and indestructible. donating my thoughts to the algorithm. conspiracy realist. shitposter extraordinaire.
Greater Houston Texas area Katılım Temmuz 2023
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@mattvanswol My teens go to a public school district in SE Texas, and this is not their grading scale. Theirs is:
90-100 A
80-89 B
70-79 C
0-69 F
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When I was in school, a "B+" was a 92 and an "A-" was a 93-95.
What was considered an A when you were in school?
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@rittenhouse2a I know what *I'M* asking for this Mother's Day! HOO-RAH!
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I used to countdown to pay day.
Now I count down to pay minute.
Just hit.
Gotta go pay bills and then I'll be broke until next pay minute in 13 days, 11 hours, 59 minutes.
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@RogerJStoneJr If anyone can pull it off, it's you. With your pinstripe suit? *MWAH!* Perfection.
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I don't smoke and haven't since I smoked a whole pack of Marlboro Lights in my bedroom at 17 in 1987, but I'm thinking about taking it up because everything is such a shit show and I could use something relaxing like nicotine and smoke right now.
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@GadSaad The only true justice is swift justice. Agreed. It should be carried out asap, like TODAY. If they need help, hire me and I'll do it.
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You no longer need to commit a real crime for them to destroy your life.
John Kiriakou was blunt about it on Steven Bartlett’s Diary of a CEO: in the US, law enforcement doesn’t even need a warrant anymore — they can just buy your phone metadata directly from the carrier. It’s all for sale.
He referenced Harvard professor Harvey Silverglate’s book Three Felonies a Day, which argues the average person unknowingly commits around three felonies daily because of how over-regulated everything has become. If someone in power doesn’t like you or your views, they can dig through your data and find something to ruin you.
In the EU it’s not quite as wide open thanks to GDPR, but governments still have broad access to metadata through data retention laws and intelligence sharing — often with less transparency than people realize.
This is genuinely chilling. We’ve built systems where privacy is largely gone and virtually anyone can be turned into a target if the right authority decides to look hard enough.
When your everyday digital life can be weaponized against you, “freedom” starts to feel more like an illusion.
How uneasy does this make you about your own digital footprint — especially living in Europe?
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@TheMarcitect @Jenniferarcuri The wheel in the sky keeps on turnin
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@k_ovfefe2 Texas
Early Voting: May 18 - May 22
Election Day: May 26
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Scott is normally so nice but he is absolutely going for the jugular on Cornyn and I am here for it 🍿
ThePersistence@ScottPresler
@JohnCornyn It’s great to see you’re spending your time as a Texas Senator focusing on VASTLY important issues like guacamole, instead of focusing on passing the SAVE America Act. I would tell you to delete this post, but I’ve already taken a screenshot. Fire your social media manager.
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@Polymarket Watch out. I took thair prescription ketamine, Spravato, for depression and that shit nearly killed me.
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NEW: The FDA is now likely to approve a psychedelic for medical use.
88% chance. polymarket.com/event/fda-appr…
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@scrowder @LWCnewswire @megynkelly Actually yeah, she's full of shit
They are getting $$$ from Dubai
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You’re wrong, @megynkelly. Being pro- or anti-Israel doesn’t change the facts about Islam:
-Muslims have killed countless Christians, Jews, and Non-Muslims
-They’ve enslaved millions (including 1M+ Europeans)
-Child marriage is permissible
-Men can marry 4 wives
-Female testimony is worth less than a man’s
-Women MUST wear hijabs
-Muslims used violence to expand Islam every century since it's founding
I've ALWAYS been critical of Islam for the same reasons that I'm critical of Islam today.
Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV)@TheMilkBarTV
Megyn Kelly’s INEXPLICABLE BACKFLIP on Islam: In the past four months, she’s gone from saying, “It’s your duty as a Christian to stand up and fight against it,” VS. NOW celebrating Tucker Carlson’s growing Muslim audience - seemingly moving in that direction herself.
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Luckily 2 years ago, Moderna started working on a vaccine for Hantavirus.
They just have the best foresight…
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The communists couldn't take me out and i'll be damned if I let a brown recluse take me out.
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Just a thought... maybe 'Anti-Muslim sentiment' ACTUALLY comes from the fact that 198M Muslims worldwide support the use of violence against civilian targets to defend Islam.
Ally@AllyJKiss
Megyn Kelly is excited about her and Tucker’s new Muslim audience- “he’s defending Islam!” 🥴
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You said you'd love to have a real conversation with someone who disagrees with you, Ari Kytsya. I cordially welcome you onto the show.
I don't think you should be in classrooms. I think you're advocating a professional avenue that is harmful and corrosive to young women.
I'll be respectful. I won't promote your OnlyFans. But I will have the conversation.
Ball's in your court.
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