Nuna Guna 🐾 🍁

So if they're using Aliens to distract us from the Epstein Files, is this technically Alien vs. Predator? 🤔 

205 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence. Happy Cinco de Mayo to all who celebrate.

Mieszkańcy Los Angeles oddają hołd Polsce z okazji Dnia Flagi Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej. Wspaniały gest, dziękujemy! 🥹

Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you opened it in Word.

@ratxgurl We were forecasted to have some on Saturday, alas typical San Diego with no fun weather... 🥲

Californian who misses thunderstorms sooooooooooooooo badly here

🚨 Canada has applied to join the EU After months of secret negotiations, Canada and the EU have reached an agreement that will make Canada the newest member of the EU. Effective today, 1st of April 2026, Canada has joined the greatest union on the planet.

Giveaway time! We are giving away 5 Steam keys for The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Beta, which will start on April 22! Follow us, like, repost, and comment to participate! We will announce the winners on April 21. Please keep your DMs open, so we can reach you if you win!

A new Star Trek series, but it’s made by people who have actually watched and enjoyed the previous Star Trek series

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A jigsaw puzzle will really consume your life if you let it

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A friend of mine has been hit by a few layoffs. Each time he bounces back within a month- usually with a pay bump, sometimes a promotion. He lands on his feet every single time. I asked him what he does- it's the stuff recruiters always say and many people say- "I did that" or "I've tried that"- but just operates this way. He saw a job he wanted before his layoff happened. They required a security cert- one he'd want anyway. He used his final month of benefits to book it immediately and applied right away. He checked linkedin for connections at the company and found an old one. He reached out and asked them to flag his resume to the recruiter. After every interview he followed up with the recruiter AND the interviewers, thanking them. He also hopped on calls to debrief. This signals interest- and when two candidates are close at offer time, you default to the one who showed they actually want it. He treats the interview like the job, acting like interviewers are already colleagues and the hiring manager is already his boss. He communicates like he's already on the team. when explaining technical concepts he's mindful of who he's talking to and how they're reacting- start broad, read the room, go deeper only if they're tracking. You don't want to lose someone or show them up. The basics work, many people just don't do them consistently.

In honor of Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we have removed the urinal dividers so customers of all colors can pee side by side, hand in hand (if you'd like) in harmony just as Dr. King probably wanted. Celina 52 is fully committed to doing what's right as long as it's convenient and requires minimal effort.

Treading through the Wastes ☢️ #FalloutOnPrime #Fallout1

We just deplaned our @united flight in Denver, with a very short layover. Within 10 mins of deplaning (and boarding already begun for our connection), the flight attendants swept the plane and found my car keys that must have fallen out of my bag. With SEAL Team 6 caliber training and precision instincts they correctly assumed the keys were mine based on proximity to the seat they were found, and relocated the keys to the gate agent who cross referenced my seat assignment with their asset management database to find my information. He then used their superior comms technology platform to power through the DND on my phone (called me repeatedly despite me hitting the ignore button) and get ahold of me just before I boarded my next flight. 10/10 customer service and flawless execution by @united. Unbelievable save of the day.

Reminder that the Epstein Files are supposed to be released on Friday and every political development that you see between now until then should be viewed with that in mind.

I don’t know how anyone can’t be in the holiday spirit after listening to this classic Christmas song.

2026 is full of 3-4 day weekends if you use your PTO right. take those days off. you deserve. 🗓️Jan 1-4 (4 days) - 1 PTO 🗓️Jan 16-19 (4 days) - 1 PTO 🗓️Feb 13-16 (4 days) 1 PTO 🗓️Mar 6-8 (3 days) - 1 PTO 🗓️May 22-25 (4 days) - 1 PTO 🗓️Jun 18-21 (4 days) - 1 PTO

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-hi…