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@stoolpresidente A lot of open seats on the Twinkie band wagon, Senior Presidente.

This team fucking sucks. #dirtywater

@Polymarket New tool? Ive been using a heartbeat censor since 1999 in COD...

JUST IN: CIA reportedly used secret new tool “Ghost Murmur” to locate the downed U.S. airman in Iran, capable of detecting a human heartbeat from long range.

@nacholeber New tool? Ive been using a heartbeat censor since 1999 in COD... phssst 👐

First the “discombobulator” in Venezuela now this 🤯

@BrandonMileski Source "trust me bro"

Minnesota for the W!

@TSN_Sports @TSNRyanRishaug

Matthew Tkachuk feels that USA has the game of hockey and has been knocking at the door for a while after winning the gold medal 🥇 #MilanoCortina206 (h/t: @TSNRyanRishaug)

@nacholeber Unfortunately... the closest Minnesota will get to the Superbowl...

Seahawks with Minnesota ties. Former Golden Gophers: - Boye Mafe. OLB. (Golden Valley, MN) - Nick Kallerup. TE Former Viking: - Sam Darnold. QB Homegrown: - Ty Okada. SAF (East Ridge HS) - Trent Kirchner. Asst GM (Fulda, MN) - John Schneider. GM (UST) - Sam Ramsden. VP Player Performance (La Crescent, MN) Honorable Mention- NDSU - Grey Zabel. OG - Jalen Sundell. Center

@MayorCarter @cityofsaintpaul A cyber attack has to be part of the city's formal "business continuity plan." Better, yet basic planning would have led to a better response. You owe the community more transparency here.

Since day one, Team Saint Paul has responded to this digital security incident with everything they have. We’re all in lockstep to restore systems, secure our infrastructure, and emerge an even stronger @cityofsaintpaul. Shout out to The Donut Trap for a boost to start the day!

@FoxNews Bummer, he was a beast

'MAN OF STEAL': Rickey Henderson, the legendary baseball Hall of Famer and all-time leader in stolen bases and runs scored, has died at 65. More about his historic career. trib.al/BQM9Aep

@MAGAResource RFKs mission to make "America Healthy Again" is probably the thing I'm most excited for and curious about over the next 4 years.

Donald Trump has only been elected for 2 days and RFK Jr is already working on making America healthy again. God bless him.

Aaron Rodgers: Jets keeping calm and ‘swaying with the music’ despite disastrous start trib.al/DM1M6fw

@sml_smiles @SomeBitchIIKnow Is it sad that I don't even know what I'm looking at?

@SomeBitchIIKnow I remember when you had to go to the card catalog to look some thing up and then you had to go find it on the shelves. It was such an adventure. Now the process is so easy it’s not even fun.

Bitches will look at this and think "hell yeah." (It's me, I'm bitches.)

Let's get it! #Wolves @Timberwolves

@Twins Come on... my first game of the year and no Buxton... I will let you but me and my boys a beer for the let down.

We have made the following roster move:

Golf....

@NorthlandVodka ya'll doing your good tourney this year?

@stoolpresidente Foul? Yes. Bush league? Also yes.

Anybody who is saying this isn't a foul doesn't know ball.

@BitterGirl2128 @sml_smiles @AngelaBelcamino @CollinRugg Such a typical response from someone (right or left) who is incapable of coming up with a thoughtful, constructive response. "Yeah, but you support ...." I'm so inspired by your profound wisdom @BitterGirl2128.

@sml_smiles @AngelaBelcamino @CollinRugg No, you're what's wrong with this world. Brainwashed by the most immoral grifter on the planet, but pearl-clutching when anyone else does something 1/10th as bad. Delusional!

JUST IN: Rapper Diddy's private jet has been tracked to the Caribbean islands after his homes were raided in relation to a s*x trafficking investigation. The jet appeared to land on Antigua in the Caribbean according to flight tracking data. At the moment, it is unknown if Diddy is actually on the plane or not. TMZ is reporting that the jet "currently grounded" on Antigua. "The plane is currently grounded there, although the flight data has yet to update and register him as having officially landed. In any case, it's definitely Diddy's jet ... no question," they reported. Diddy's LA and Miami homes were raided on Monday in relation to a federal investigation into s*x trafficking, narcotics as well as firearms.

@sml_smiles @askamycollins

@askamycollins Our MacBook lasted 10 years. We just got another one. Apple makes a far superior product.

My reason for considering the switch is a dear friend just told me her last MacBook lasted her eight years. My $1600 laptops from HP never lasts more than two.

@barstoolsports Right or wrong, Why would they have changed their minds if they felt that way originally?

Over One Month Later, Ohio State Players Are Still Saying It Was "Blatant" That Michigan's Wide Receiver Didn't Have Control Of The Ball On His Touchdown barstoolsports.com/blog/3498301/o…

@barstoolsports Like me, that ref needed 3pts from Elliott to win fantasy playoff game.

false start?