Oath.and.Measure
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Oath.and.Measure
@OathAndMeasure
Christian, Texan, American; in that order.
Texas Katılım Mayıs 2026
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Hellmann’s mayonnaise cares MORE about its PLASTIC bottle being recycled than they do about their mayonnaise being BIOENGINEERED FAKE MAYONNAISE👇👇👇
David Wolfe@DavidWolfe
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🚨BREAKING: Members of the public will now replace judges in appeal cases from failed asylum seekers 🇬🇧
Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood has announced the changes, stating she will recruit hundreds of people from different backgrounds to be trained as adjudicators.
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@Timcast No Supergirl movie will ever succeed. Nobody cares about Supergirl, Batgirl, or any other (insert male superhero name)girl. Wonder Woman can succeed because she's not a knock-off of Wonder Man.
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its simple
i do not have super hero fatigue. I bought spider man brand new day presale tickets the day they went on sale. I went to see Superman the day it was released
i lost all interest in supergirl when she said cringe woke shit about how it wasnt for white christian dads and shes a queer icon
im not mad at the film, im happy for the queers who want to see it.
I just dont, thats all.
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@pedroromero120 @ClownWorld You're not going to get that for $8,000. It cost me $5000 to have crushed concrete laid down for a driveway.
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This homeowner paid $8,100 for this backyard concrete. Worth it or overpriced?
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@ClownWorld It's better than requiring people to take a year-long course to be baptized.
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@CollinRugg So we aren't responsible for watching where we're going?
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NEW: 70 year old man files a $35 million claim against the city of San Diego, California after he tripped on a damaged sidewalk.
The man reportedly was knocked unconscious from the fall, breaking his back and neck.
Attorney William Berman says his client tripped on the metal base of a parking meter that had been removed.
“They protrude about an inch to two inches from the sidewalk. The city needs to make sure they’re taking out these bases from the sidewalks,” he said.
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@Kammereer You are perilously near to being blocked. However many copies of Doom we sold in 1994, 80-90% were pirated
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@BBGreatMoments The first bite of pizza. There are foods I prefer to pizza, but nothing hits for just the first bite like pizza.
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The best 20 second of flavor you'll ever experience
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@Milajoy Remember, Europe's leaders hate their own people.
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@BellaBaddie__ Sweet tea. Seriously, why do people even bother with the tea? You know you can't taste the tea. You know it would taste exactly the same if it was just sugar water.
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@6igantuar There actually was a remake in 2025 with a Wasian Mozart and randomly inserted black people.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amadeus_(…
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@6igantuar I was given a lot of crap when I was a kid because it was my favorite movie.
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@jk_rowling Jumping spiders are welcome in my home, if I find one I leave it be. Web-spinners get evicted.
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What kind of maniac lists 'often watches before it jumps' as a mitigating circumstance? You think I find it cute that it might be peering at me from a dark hole, calculating the best moment to make its big entrance?
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🇩🇪 He trained to be a doctor, then he had to train to become a martial artist
For some reason, attacks on doctors have become extremely commonplace in Germany.
Writers: Mhedi, Ian
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@LeadingReport High population density only favors the rich. When these serpents tell you something is good for the economy, they mean it's good for the 1%.
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As President Trump expands immigration enforcement policies, Census Bureau projections show that sustained extremely low or zero net immigration could leave the U.S. population more than 107 million smaller by the end of the century, per NPR.
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