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Omniscient Orb of Antlers

@OmniscientOf

https://t.co/zg1QyCTgOj 37 feet tall. Sunhero. Father of Rumnus and Plemnus. (banner by @BucMarvin )

Omnipresent Katılım Temmuz 2021
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Omniscient Orb of Antlers
Omniscient Orb of Antlers@OmniscientOf·
I miss a dead mall with a regally tiled wishing well in her center like a still heart gone dry but serene in her penny plated armor of echoed promise
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF@sofarrsogud·
Calm down shouty man, this isn't the first time my toddler has lit a cigarette for me.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF@sofarrsogud·
A baby named Cliff just stole my Raybans.
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Sarco
Sarco@sarcophagasm·
"Every man skate or dies but not every man really skate or lives"
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baby smith
baby smith@itsBABYSMITH·
yeah i ate the last 10 donuts, i don't like a cluttered counter
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v0oDoO CHiLD
v0oDoO CHiLD@WittyHendrix·
Something familiar about that laughter and not in a feel-good way
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Herschel Pennymacker
Herschel Pennymacker@pennymacker·
Santa’s erratic online behavior defended by “weird cult” of eight year olds who really just want a new bike.
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Herschel Pennymacker
Herschel Pennymacker@pennymacker·
Santa announces Elves must commit to “extremely hardcore” toy making by 5pm tomorrow or be removed from workshop, drowned under polar ice cap.
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Herschel Pennymacker
Herschel Pennymacker@pennymacker·
To honor my father, I want my last words on Twitter to be the same as his last words in real life: “Oh yeah, Dalai Lama? I don’t think you’ve got the guts.”
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LaLaLyds
LaLaLyds@LaLa_Lyds·
She'd rather putter around the kitchen muttering to herself than go to therapy
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Buddawiggi
Buddawiggi@MarkBuckawicki·
Formed a committee, you’re on it
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Jack Boot
Jack Boot@IamJackBoot·
No he isn't destroying it on purpose. Nobody sets 44 billion on fire. It's pure incompetence and hubris.
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Bummer T. Vibes, Esq
Bummer T. Vibes, Esq@VibesBummer·
Don’t forget to return any unused drafts for a refund (where applicable).
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Jack Boot
Jack Boot@IamJackBoot·
When you're a goofy looking guy and some super hot girl starts coming on to you but she also has bat wings, well, you just know something's up.
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astr0z0mbreez
astr0z0mbreez@astr0z0mbreez·
Rolled my eyes back so far, I saw who shot Kennedy
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pamplemousse
pamplemousse@CushieButt·
the monkey mind is hungry today.
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olive
olive@offbeatoliv·
where did the snakes on that plane defecate?
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