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@SangitaMyska @metpoliceuk @MetCC Please move over to 🦋 Sangita, it's much more gentle and erudite.

To the Metropolitan Police, I’d like to report a hate crime committed by Laurence Fox. “You are not welcome in my country” is a racist trope. I am British. @metpoliceuk @MetCC Evidence below:

Losing hundreds of followers a day on here. If you're think of leaving here, you can find me on @kityates.bsky.social and @kityates@mas.to I’ll still post on here, but I'll see many of you over there. Pls retweet so people can find me.

@RadioFreeTom In Springfield, they're shooting the dogs

Please read this. It's literally been 8 years in the writing. The first wave of tech disruption of democracy 2016-2024 is over. What starts now is something much, much worse: the age of information chaos. 1/ theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

@DonnaARees @mrhenrymorris Obviously never watched Bing

@TheTweetOfGod Hey god, I thought you're supposed to be omnipresent? If so, why aren't you on Bluesky?

Veterans Day is a day to honor the brave Americans who fought for the values America just decided weren't all that worth fighting for.

I'd be much more concerned by a politician who hasn't criticised Trump in the past than one who has. The use of this as a gotcha speaks volumes.

@bmay @jemmaforte Anne Laurence is 22 years older than Coffey! 🤯

If you need cheering up, here’s Princess Anne making Therese Coffey a Dame today. Nature is healing.

@Steven_Swinford Our modern day Chamberlain

Breaking: Sir Keir Starmer has spoken to Donald Trump and offered him his ‘hearty’ congratulations The two men ‘fondly recalled’ their meeting in September and discussed Trump’s close connections and affinity to the UK In 2016 it was several days before the then prime minister Theresa May was able to speak to Trump ‘The Prime Minister spoke to President-elect Donald Trump this evening to congratulate him on his historic victory.   ‘The Prime Minister offered his hearty congratulations and said he looked forward to working closely with President-elect Trump across all areas of the special relationship.   ‘From defence and security to growth and prosperity, the relationship between the UK and US was incredibly strong and would continue to thrive for many years to come, the leaders agreed.   ‘The Prime Minister also reflected on the situation in the Middle East and underscored the importance of regional stability. 
‘The leaders fondly recalled their meeting in September, and President-elect Trump’s close connections and affinity to the United Kingdom and looked forward to working with one another’

@DavidMuttering @Otto_English Or that they like that he's a c*nt

@mrjamesob Now we can't rely on the USA, good job the UK is an integral part of the European political scene. Oh!

The fat lady has just finished gargling.

@Parody_PM I've been to Lewes bonfire night once on the 80s when they burned Maggie Thatcher. Looks like they've gone full circle.

While Nigel Farage is busy serving his Clacton constituents in America, his effigy is being burned by the good people of Lewes. #BonfireNight2024

@Otto_English Love the roasting of de Pfeffel by Emily Maitlis!

They actually put this desperately unserious celebrity on. Thank God Stormy Daniels was present to contribute something worthwhile.

One thing The Times neglects to mention is that James Dyson bought 36,000 acres of farmland across England, with a view to saving roughly £100 million in inheritance tax.

🚨 BREAKING: Wow. This heart-rending ad, when tested, moves swing-state men 2.5 points away from Trump. Massive. Please share everywhere. Women are dying NOW in states with extreme bans. If Republicans win, a national abortion ban is next. Don't look away. #MAGAAbortionBan

You only get one chance to make a first impression. Badenoch has used hers to defend the Johnson pandemic parties and law-breaking. The Conservatives' fresh start has already curdled.

Charities and public services including the NHS, state schools and prisons are paying millions in rent to the estates of King Charles and Prince William, according to a new investigation.

@Haggis_UK Ooo, Badenoch is jealous!

Kemi Badenoch: "I find it astonishing that Rachel Reeves keeps talking about how she's the first female Chancellor, which is a very, very low-glass ceiling... which she may have smashed." #bbclaurak