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@chrisluxonmp Wish we were more like Poland and less like Aussie and UK.

As Ramadan comes to a close, I acknowledge all those who have observed this important time of reflection, fasting, and devotion. Eid al-Fitr is an opportunity to come together with family, friends, and community. Eid Mubarak to everyone celebrating.

@SteeTweets @chrisluxonmp I get your point. It’s valid. In short I think they should just use it to stabilise current prices. It’s a level for the to stay at $3 but not $4

That would quite literally make it all worse Because the government’s already influencing the price with tax, if it influences right now it becomes a supply issue and we’ll all run out coz sudden cheap gas people will likely panic fill. Outside of a crisis, I’m for government reducing oil tax. It’s weird. But it’s economics.

If you’re feeling concerned about petrol prices, you’re not alone. We know it’s tough, and the last thing any household needs right now is more pressure on the budget. While these pressures are global, New Zealand is in a stronger position to handle the impact of conflict in the Middle East than we were two years ago, because of the steps we have taken to rebuild the economy. We will continue to manage the economy responsibly and support Kiwis through this unpredictable time, delivering the steady economic management needed to minimise the impact on households.

@intocryptoverse @rawsalerts On his death bed…. remember that time I got upset about how many 0’s so dude used, said no one ever.

@rawsalerts You either include the zeros or you say trillion. You don’t use both simultaneously

🚨#BREAKING: The United States national debt has officially surpassed 39,000,000,000,000.00 trillion dollars

@FinFreedom414 I have life B and had life A at 25 with NW of 3mill. Such an easy choose. B all day long. What’s not easy is finding a woman who’s better than you but loves you for who you are and not your net worth.

Imagine you had to choose your life at age 40: Option A: Single. No kids. $10M net worth. Travel anywhere. Total freedom. Quiet house. Quiet holidays. Option B: Married. 3 kids. $1M net worth. Drive a Toyota. Chaos every morning. Loud house. Full dinner table. Be honest, which life are you choosing?

@SalsaTekila Shit you have a wife like me. Gourmet organic always a bag in the freezer plus fresh in the fridge.

Did my family accounting… $3.7k on blueberries annually…

@PierrePoilievre We have absolutely no interest in any open boarders with UK,CA. Go home

Strong support in the UK, Canada, New Zealand and Australia for a CANZUK deal to allow free flow of goods, services, professionals, and capital. Now is the time.

@RampCapitalLLC Yep have several raspberries it pays so well

Planting berry bushes is arguably one of the highest gardening ROIs and easiest to maintain. I currently have 10+ blackberries, 10 blueberry bushes, and 5 raspberries in my backyard and I still want to expand it further. Last year I picked >10lbs of blackberries alone. Didn’t weigh the blueberries and raspberries but probably 15lbs total (all organic). And the yields will increase every year. On top of all of that, all you basically have to do is water if it gets super hot and fertilize once a month. And the biggest benefit is it’s a great activity to do with your kids to get them outside and away from screens. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

@simpelyfe Goon dungeon ratios.

It's close to an MVP, but not yet. Meet 'Book Duplex'. If you can guess what the primary focus of this is, you'll be whitelisted for the private beta. Bonus points if you work out why the name has 'duplex' in it. :D

@crogers_htown Had mine done. High volume dr who did 5 a day. Was all good for me. My stitches got little infected for a few days. 2 months of tenderness and now I’m good as. No side effects.

I’m getting a vasectomy next year. 🤷🏼‍♂️. True story. Twitter is freaking out right now and I’m trying to decide if I should care or not. I kind of just want to bury my head in the sand on this one. Give me your opinions. I won’t take any offense.

@Craig_Foster Mate the UN is dead. It’s over. Gone burgers. No one cares.

Australia’s endorsement of this action is inconsistent with our obligations under the UN Charter and the principle that the rules-based order applies equally to all states. The Prime Minister should not be supporting it. Advocating for the human rights and democratic freedoms of the Iranian (or any) people does not mean supporting illegal acts that increase risk to the people, the country, the region and the world. Often, we need only ask what the response would be if the roles were reversed - and Australia would certainly not support these actions against ally States. These double standards undermine both international law and Australia’s credibility. This action violates: 1.UN Charter Articles 2(4) and 51 — no armed attack occurred and no imminent threat existed, given a diplomatic breakthrough on IAEA verification was announced less than 24 hours earlier; 2.The Declaration on Friendly Relations (1970) and Definition of Aggression (1974) — bombardment with the stated objective of regime change constitutes aggression; 3.International Humanitarian Law — with reports of strikes on a girls’ school killing at least 85 children and over 200 dead; and 4.The Nuremberg Principles — aggressive war is the supreme international crime. Any response by Iran must also abide by humanitarian law and avoid targeting civilians. In sport meanwhile, FIFA is bound to support international law, has continually rewarded Trump and is now supporting violations against a World Cup participant while the justifications are almost identical to those given by Russia for Ukraine, for which almost immediate sanctions were imposed. Australians should be very clear that support for, or participation in violations of international law make Australia a target and increase risks to all Australians. While politicians often state they ‘don’t want to bring violence here’, they directly support those committing it — through weapons parts, funding, intelligence, statements. This is both illogical, and dangerous. Australia should support the fundamental rights of all people while remaining a consistent voice for equal application of international law. This keeps both us, and the world, safer.

@iranembassy_nz Stop embarrassing yourself. You’ll be replaced, your women are free!

We are awaiting the condemnation by the Government of New Zealand of the unlawful aggression carried out by the United States and Israel, as it occurred on the eve of a potential agreement.

@toddsaunders Anyone got a view of this makes sense for enterprise SaaS acv 50-500k

I got a DM from a CEO yesterday who charges customers $5,000 for onboarding. Not as a fee.. but as a deposit. If the customer (ICP is SMB $1-5M in revenue) completes onboarding within 35 days, they get every dollar back. If they don't, the company keeps it and uses it to fund a dedicated onboarding specialist to finish the job for them. (don't worry they call the onboarding specialist a forward deployed engineer) It sounded a bit crazy at first, but the results are pretty interesting. Before the deposit, their average onboarding took 67 days with 10% churn during the process. After, it dropped to 31 days, and 3.5% churn. The deposit didn't just speed things up..... it filtered for customers who were serious about implementing, which is a leading indicator of long-term retention. This year so far, 98% of customers have completed onboarding within a 30 days. Is anyone else doing something like this with setup fees for onboarding?

@alpackaP @hosseeb @jonathanmarcus Bros this is so funny. It’s like two 4 year old kids arguing over who saw the rocket in playground first. Hard when your ego gets bruised. But honestly keep thr entertainment up kids, you’ll look back at this when you’re old and realise all this shit don’t matter.

@hosseeb Hey Haseeb, did you really block @jonathanmarcus just for posting this? x.com/jonathanmarcus…

@winstonpeters $827 return Tauranga to Wellington last week. Just insane.

Air NZ needs to start being on-time and getting the often absurd regional costs down so they aren’t more expensive than a flight to Australia and back. But calls for the government to sell our shares when the airline market is in a downturn is economic lunacy. Air New Zealand is our national carrier and a national asset. As the majority shareholder, the government should be backing its future rather than dragging it down and hocking it off. New Zealand used to own 100% of both AirNZ and KiwiRail prior to the disastrous neoliberal experiment started by Labour in the late eighties and continued by National in the early nineties selling off our assets - New Zealanders haven’t forgotten what that economic sabotage of Rogernomics and Ruthanasia did for future generations. NZFirst is the only party that will stop this economic privatisation madness of selling our national assets - we will ensure our country’s interests and future are put first.

@DrewPavlou Fuk bro we just a pacific island with some whiteys who think they’re 10x bigger that they really are

New Zealand doesn’t have a single fighter jet and this is their navy (barely existent) It’s actually a disgrace What the hell are you guys doing

@TylerDurden This. It’s fuked. I’m having thoughts of android.

Apple broke the keyboard on iOS? Never in my life misspelt so many words.

@forestmanjohn What’s the voltage 120-240v?

3 months ago, I quit my job to chase a dream: to build an affordable, convenient, plastic-free coffee maker. Grateful for everyone who has reserved ❤️ puresteelco.com

@MyLordBebo That’s insane

🇷🇺🇺🇦 Russia has developed an anti-drone launcher called "Yolka", created by Moscow engineers in cooperation with air defense teams Once the "Yolka" locates the drone, it is manually fired and then automatically guided toward the drone It is cheap, effective and has been in use at the frontline for several months

@dear_traderr This is the best long position you can ever take. DCA into her every day. Congrats.

Alhamdulillah, Allah has blessed me with a beautiful daughter. May she grow among the righteous and be a source of barakah in this life and the hereafter. 🤍