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@JRoseJunior Just chill out and have a day

First time going solo golfing tmr. Any tips to make it more fun?

@CoreyJMahler The backlash of a single election in Texas going blue would be cataclysmic and it would immediately go back to R+10-15 for a generation even if an election did go the Dem’s way

Texas will soon be a blue state — and that change will be permanent.

@HazelAppleyard This is the stupidest shit I’ve ever read

Surely you would just not spend anything?

@lounge_dawg You should try the Brunch at Dai Due… best biscuits and gravy I’ve had in this city

Brother, homemade biscuits and gravy is the s tier

@NickyNumbers194 Coach was probably a football coach

There was a high school golf team at the range today. Picked the booth next to them and was eavesdropping on the coach for some free lessons.

@UTAustin Name checks out

He’s coming home. Bradley Staats has been named the next dean of the McCombs School of Business at The University of Texas at Austin. A proud Longhorn and nationally recognized leader in business education, he returns to the Forty Acres to build on McCombs’ momentum—expanding opportunity for students and strengthening connections between the classroom and the real world. More: utex.as/4w9IZXB

@enjoyer_liberty Sicario and Hell or High Water

LT Kendrick’s list of 5-star movies since 1990: No Country for Old Men (2007) The Departed (2006) Training Day (2001) The Patriot (2000) Eyes Wide Shut (1999) Tombstone (1996) Heat (1995) Scent of a Woman (1992) A Few Good Men (1992) Terminator 2 (1991) Goodfellas (1990)

@CarruthersDamo @kdubbsy @cigarettesummer Sons of Anarchy

@kdubbsy @cigarettesummer Intermittently perhaps. Outside of Breaking Bad and MM, I’ve not been hugely impressed. Halt and Catch Fire wasn’t a masterpiece.

”I'd keep my eye on him. One never knows how loyalty is born”

@amazonmilkfrog They don’t go to work, so they’ve never had to pack a lunch

what is with the european hate against the sandwich loaf. like. it's not all plastic wonderbread. it's literally just regular bread in a sandwich loaf shape.

@raqisright This guy doesn’t give a fuck lol

Every girl needs her emotional support ex boyfriend

@On3 @PeteNakos Why would they do this

BREAKING: Kalen DeBoer and Alabama have agreed to a new contract extension, On3 has learned🐘 on3.com/news/alabama-a…

@here4fintwit @SwellAndFlow @DudeWhoInvests If you kept your job, sure

@SwellAndFlow @DudeWhoInvests Well it was so many opportunities during that time

If you’re in your 20s or 30s what’s happening to the stock market right now is a curse not a blessing.

@Xhakaed As an American worker, it’s shocking how poor the UK is and from reading those comments they think it’s normal. Didn’t realize it was that bad, the propaganda machine must be nuts.

People thinking that the CEO of the UK’s largest supermarket chain should have their salary capped at £300k p/a. This place just isn’t real.

@MMeow416 @skylarromines @redl3tters It’s 100% women that haven’t worked or dated someone with a real job. Most childish shit I’ve ever seen.

@skylarromines @redl3tters I don’t think this makes sense at all. In a business environment, nobody double-checks that you’ll be attending a meeting that’s on your calendar and that you’ve already agreed to attend.

I used to have an NYC friend who liked to pick my brain about her dating life. Our conversations would go like this: "Till what time of the day [of a date] should I give a guy until I cancel on him if he doesn't confirm?" This question confused me. "Wait, what do you mean? Do you already have plans set?" "Yeah we do but he has to confirm." "I don't know... if you doubt that you're still on for the date, why don't you text him and ask?" "No, that's not my job." "Okay... so why not just show up at the time and place you agreed to then?" "No, he has to confirm or I'll cancel." "So you're saying after you've agreed on a time and place you want him to text you the day of to let you know he's still coming?" "Yes, by like noon or I'll cancel." "Did you tell him this? Does he know he has a confirmation deadline to meet or you'll back out?" "No, I'm not his mother. He should know." "I... don't think guys know this. If I had already agreed on a time and place to meet someone, I'd just text them on my way out the door to coordinate." "Well, guys are supposed to confirm. Asking for a guy to be a gentleman is the bare minimum. I can't babysit them all day." By this point, my brain would be in a state of paralysis so I'd just shrug and say 'whatever'. So in practice, she'd regularly make plans with a guy and then he'd end up texting her an hour or so before they were supposed to meet and she'd write back with a snotty "oh I'm sorry, you didn't confirm so I'm not coming. Good luck to you." Eventually, I learned she had a short list of Tik Tok influencers who were filling her head with all these dating rules every day. Total nonsense. Completely anti-social and neurotic. Playing every single insecurity she had and convincing her to self-sabotage at every turn. But she was completely beholden to them. They owned her mind and directed her moves. It is difficult to overstate how unhealthy Tik Tok is for young women. It's like a diet of McDonald's every day for the brian. If I could commission one study it would be: -Life outcomes for women who never used Tik Tok or Instagram vs. -Life outcomes for those who were active uses in their formative years I bet the differences would be striking.

@redl3tters This happened to me once and my brain could not comprehend it. Date could not have been more confirmed the day before. These are women who have never dated men that worked, I don’t have time for that, found a great looking woman shortly after who doesn’t act like a child.

@efficientenzyme @DoubleWideCap Ah, my bad, you’re correct

@TurtleCreekCap @DoubleWideCap My guy I’m saying people were calling it a dead cat bounce the whole way up it wasn’t about how far down it went

Bear market rally

@efficientenzyme @DoubleWideCap Except that was actually down 30%

@DoubleWideCap Reminiscent of 2023 where everyone called it a bear market rally.

@MLBPerformances Michael Bourn reincarnated

Chandler Simpson is playing the most unique brand of baseball in the sport ⚡️ .411 AVG | 23 Hits | 7 SB | .923 OPS All of his hits and stolen bases this season:

@SamanthaTaghoy What about missing and murdered indigenous men? Are they too privileged to make the list?

“MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+” The Canadian government just dropped this absolute monstrosity (and no, it isn’t satire).

@espn Yall are ruining the Masters, screw you

"I WAS BUILT FOR THIS!" 😂 Rate Kevin Hart's swing ⬇️