Sir. Malisi Maxi

If Arsenal wins this game, call me a cow 🙏😂.

If Arsenal scores even a single goal call me a pig🙂‍↔️

@daniel_osunbor @UTDRivon Use the same energy to update the statistics as of now🤣🤣🤣🤣

@UTDRivon This is Nottingham Forest’s goal statistics. Lol

Man United beats Newcastle today and Man City loses to Forest. Man United moves to 54 points in 29 games, 10 points behind Arsenal(64), 5 points behind City (59) in 29 games In the next 9 games: United get 27 points (9W) City get 21 points (7W) Arsenal get 16 points (3W, 1D) In total: United have 82 pts City have 80 pts Arsenal have 80 pts Manchester United win the league

@Chiefhassa10463 @grok @Chiefhassa10463 I swear I don't have supper

@DaudiKabanda @CHRISBARYOMUNS1 @mkainerugaba Let me grab my popcorns 🍿 🙃🙃🙃

With due respect to you Hon. Dr. @CHRISBARYOMUNS1, a known opportunist who came to government for political survival, you have no moral authority to despise General @mkainerugaba. You abducted a priest last elections in kanungu to suppress your opposition. You celebrated the death of Mr Garuga because you knew very well that as long as he had lived todate you had no chances of returning to parliament. You belong to a known clique in NRM that survives on political blackmail. You are even blackmailing the President now with your threats of running for speaker such that u can be "bought" off the race with a big slot in cabinet. One major reason why people like Baryomunsi and his likes hate Gen @mkainerugaba, is because they are aware that unlike Mzee M7 who tolerates their blackmail, Gen MK can't and will never tolerate them. It's a question of time. Rewarding blackmail and mediocrity will come to an end!

@damndave @LevyKingTips @Playbook @Playbook convert to betpawa.ug code

@LevyKingTips @Playbook convert this to Football.com code

101% Over 1.5 Sure selections 💯✅️ 700+ ODDS ✅️ Benfica - Real Madrid-Over 1.5 Goals PSV - Bayern Munich-Over 1.5 Goals Pafos- Slavia Prague-Over 1.5 Goals Man City - Galatasaray -Over 1.5 Goals Liverpool FC - Qarabag-Over 1.5 Goals Barcelona - Copenhagen-Over 1.5 Goals Frankfurt - Tottenham -Over 1.5 Goals Club Brugge - Marseille-Over 1.5 Goals Ba Leverkusen - Villarreal-Over 1.5 Goals Arsenal - Kairat Almaty-Over 1.5 Goals Ajax - Olympiacos -Over 1.5 Goals Real Betis - Feyenoord -Over 1.5 Goals Celtic Glasgow - Utrecht-Over 1.5 Goals Club FCSB - Fenerbahce -Over 1.5 Goals Napoli - Chelsea -Over 1.5 Goals Lille OSC - SC Freiburg-Over 1.5 Goals Midtjylland - Din. Zagreb-Over 1.5 Goals Panathinaikos - Roma-Over 1.5 Goals Stuttgart - Young Boys-Over 1.5 Goals Leeds United - Arsenal-Over 1.5 Goals CA Osasuna - Villarreal-Over 1.5 Goals Paris FC - Marseille-Over 1.5 Goals SSC Napoli - Fiorentina-Over 1.5 Goals Chelsea - West Ham-Over 1.5 Goals Hamburger - Ba Munich-Over 1.5 Goals Elche CF - FC Barcelona-Over 1.5 Goals Monaco - Stade Rennais-Over 1.5 Goals Alverca - Estrela Amadora-Over 1.5 Goals Excelsior- Ajax Amsterdam-Over 1.5 Goals PSV Eindhoven - Feyenoord -Over 1.5 Goals Aston Villa - Brentford-Over 1.5 Goals Stuttgart - SC Freiburg-Over 1.5 Goals Angers SCO - FC Metz-Over 1.5 Goals Tottenham - Man City-Over 1.5 Goals Dortmund - Heidenheim-Over 1.5 Goals Cremonese - Inter Milano-Over 1.5 Goals Sporting - Nacional Madeira-Over 1.5 Goals

@Adikastakes Not yet because Man utd is not in the "big six"

Has Arsenal beaten any big 6 teams in the premier league?

@KingPablotz How is Nigeria not higher up there among the top 3??😡

Top 30 Countries With the Highest Belief in Witchcraft/Evil Eye: 1. 🇹🇳 Tunisia (90%) 2. 🇹🇿 Tanzania (83% - 92%) 3. 🇲🇦 Morocco (80%) 4. 🇸🇳 Senegal (75%) 5. 🇨🇲 Cameroon (74%) 6. 🇲🇱 Mali (73%) 7. 🇬🇭 Ghana (71%) 8. 🇮🇩 Indonesia (69%) 9. 🇹🇷 Turkey (69%) 10. 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan (66%) 11. 🇬🇷 Greece (66%) 12. 🇱🇻 Latvia (66%) 13. 🇪🇹 Ethiopia (65%) 14. 🇵🇰 Pakistan (61%) 15. 🇺🇦 Ukraine (60%) 16. 🇷🇺 Russia (59%) 17. 🇦🇲 Armenia (59%) 18. 🇰🇪 Kenya (57%) 19. 🇨🇬 Republic of the Congo (57%) 20. 🇿🇦 South Africa (56%) 21. 🇳🇬 Nigeria (55%) 22. 🇦🇱 Albania (54%) 23. 🇦🇫 Afghanistan (53%) 24. 🇯🇴 Jordan (52%) 25. 🇹🇩 Chad (51%) 26. 🇿🇲 Zambia (50%) 27. 🇱🇧 Lebanon (50%) 28. 🇷🇴 Romania (48%) 29. 🇬🇶 Equatorial Guinea (47%) 30. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic (45%) 📌Sources 1. Gershman, B. (2022). Witchcraft Beliefs Around the World: An Exploratory Analysis. PLOS ONE. 2. Pew Research Center (2012/2017). The World’s Muslims and Religion in Central and Eastern Europe.

@SpireJim @nssfug @URAuganda @Mglsd_UG

Dear @nssfug, @URAuganda and @Mglsd_UG, I’m informed with indisputable evidence that some institutions do not pay NSSF for their workers, and dodge PAYE by paying some of their employees in cash (especially foreigners, many of whom do not even have work permits but disguise as students). Others only get payment without any information on their specific gross pay (and no payslips), and therefore unable to tell if any deductions are made and how much. I believe you are also aware of all this, and the institutions concerned. Why are you so hard on some employers while letting others blatantly get away with the same issues! Why can’t you intervene for the vulnerable employees!

@MinofHealthUG Focus on the Goal & Action: This is such an important initiative! Investing in local capacity and health financing reform is crucial for sustainable progress across the continent. Looking forward to the key outcomes and actionable strategies that emerge from this summit.

@punter_phil Learn to differentiate between reality and wishes 😎😎

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@emperoraugust23 @Lulua_TV 🤣🤣🤣

@PMALISI @Lulua_TV Meaning the quran doesn't prohibit eating pork, Just like a mother telling his child do not eat that food in the house unless you are absolutely hungry, That's a conditional permission granted to eat😂😂😂

The Sheikh in Yumbe District Who is against Christians eating pork. Any message for him? 📷 courtesy

@IamJoe_lOmiat Offals!!😎

Tell us🤔

@SkySportsPL Liverpool FC will surprise Real Madrid FC by not showing up for the match next week!!😎😎✌️

BREAKING: The nominees for the Manager of the Month for October are in! 🔥

@Ssewa8 @birungifariah 🤣🤣🤣

@PMALISI @birungifariah Queen pig 🐷

@kampalasfinestt 🤣🤣

I’ve never seen a pastor with a dark skinned wife

@francisraven042 @seth_mushabe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@seth_mushabe U just watch football with teeth not eyes

Nigga thinks he's Saka 😂🚮

@InfluencerUg1 Afew moments later🤣🤣🤣

Lonely at the top😌