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@TaliaGraceSable Might be want to buy a night light.

At 6 am when I went to the bathroom, I ran into the wall so hard I split my lip and left a blood mark on the wall Utter confidence. I wouldn't make it as a blind person

@Acyn Never seen so much ass licking before.

Mike Johnson: Tonight we have created a new award. We are going to do something we've never done before. We will honor him with a new award. He is the first ever recipient of the America first award. That is this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the golden era.

@PressSec Please name them

Allies are lining up behind Trump to open the Strait of Hormuz — cue the media fury nypost.com/2026/03/24/opi…

@TMT_arabic They’ve been saying this for over a month.

"Now, the United States and Israel should be worried." "The world-renowned hacking group 'Anonymous' has announced that it will soon release the full Epstein files, exposing everyone involved one by one."

@JohnStolnis Whining over a clock. 😂

This stinks. Yes, let’s rip everything nostalgic out of CBP and turn it into an electrified corporate cookie cutter. Good plan.

@MarkMeadows Regardless if it’s passes or not, the Rs are toast.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If republicans in the senate fail to pass the SAVE America Act, Democrats will take control.

@6abcmatteo @6abc Who had the previous record?

This is the official ‘Longest Line of Cheesesteaks.' The new world record was accomplished today at the Philadelphia International Airport.

@TheWelbe @OnPattison @TimKellySports Yes. I don’t even know what he said.

@OnPattison @TimKellySports Was anyone else watching the cup the entire time waiting for the drink to spill??? Just me??

John Middleton explains to @TimKellySports why the center field analog clock likely won’t be going back up after the All-Star Game.

@LeaderJohnThune Just like you can’t explain why you voted against funding TSA.

Every senator will soon be on the record with an up-or-down vote so the American people can know exactly where they stand on voter ID. I don’t know how Democrats will be able to explain being against commonsense voter ID requirements, but I can’t wait to hear them try.

@ALadyNamedKatie You complete me.

3 words better than “I love you”?

@WhiteHouse I saw them doing absolutely nothing to keep the lines moving today.

Huge thanks to our ICE agents deployed at airports nationwide, helping keep TSA lines moving so Americans can fly safe and on time! True patriots 🇺🇸

@atrupar In two weeks

Sen. Kennedy on his plan to reopen all of DHS with the exception of ICE: "I talked to Thune last night and he says the president has reconsidered and may be on board"

@azbigcountry @barstoolsports @MacrodosingPod @SenateDems @TSA @USCG @SecretService @fema Catch up on the news cowboy. Trump is to blame here

@barstoolsports @MacrodosingPod Congress has authorization and appropriations bills to fund agencies. Fee-based funding still needs congressional authorization. Regardless, @SenateDems suck and are holding @TSA, @USCG, @SecretService, and @FEMA hostage to protect illegals.

The TSA issues make no sense @MacrodosingPod

@SpencerHakimian I’m at RSW. Long line but moved fast. 30 minutes. Didn’t see ICE until I was past security roaming the gate areas. How is this helpful?

🚨BREAKING: TSA RECOMMENDS GETTING TO AIRPORT 4 HOURS BEFORE FLIGHT

@atrupar So I’m guessing all of these criminals will probably avoid going to airports for a while.

Homan on ICE: "We're doing a security function at the airports. We're gonna arrest criminals going through airports, we're gonna look for human trafficking, sex trafficking, money launder-- ah, you know, money smuggling"

@WSJ This has been happening for years.

Boy athletes are repeating eighth grade in a "holdback" year to grow ahead of recruitment for college NIL packages potentially worth millions on.wsj.com/4rAVtEQ

@DesireeAmerica4 Retired at 57. Taking SS at 67. No brainer.

The biggest gamble of your life? Social Security. ​The system tells you to wait. Take it at 62: $1,800/mo. Wait till 70: $3,000/mo. ​Sounds like a no-brainer, right? Run the math. To actually profit from waiting, you have to live past 82. The average US life expectancy? 79. ​With the garbage in our food and the stress we carry today, making it to 82 is a massive bet. ​Are you taking the money at 62 and running, or holding out for the bigger check?

@kpottermn @gardengirl125 @CNN So there should be no more lines to deal with right? Want to bet?

NEW: @CNN has published a list of the 13 U.S. airports where ICE has been deployed this morning: Atlanta (ATL) Chicago (ORD) Cleveland (CLE) Houston (HOU) Ft. Myers (RSW) New Orleans (MSY) New York (JFK) New York-LaGuardia (LGA) Newark (EWR) Philadelphia (PHL) Phoenix (PHX) Pittsburgh (PIT) San Juan, PR (SJU) cnn.com/us/live-news/l…

@JamieBonkiewicz Sounds a little paranoid

Before you head to the airport: Print your boarding pass Turn off Face ID / fingerprint unlock Delete your social media apps Airplane mode Turn your phone off and put it away

@SenJohnKennedy You object to funding TSA with no explanation

Today, I tried to pass my resolution to stop senators’ pay during government shutdowns. The Democrats objected without explaining why. My resolution is about shared sacrifice. It’s about—in some small way—sharing the pain of our TSA and other workers at DHS, who are not being paid because Democrats shut down the department. youtube.com/watch?v=VS0ifZ…