Pa Kettle GOAT

@nytimes I'm not a verified account, and my reach on X is minimal. I don't subscribe to NYT, but I've played your word games daily for years. That stops today. Your despicable obituary for Charlie Kirk was beyond the pale. I will not give you or your advertisers one more click.

@hotazgirl1 @ViQueenie Stockholm syndrome

@ViQueenie I almost feel like Harry is being held hostage at points.

Ladies & Gents, The Clapback…..

@catturd2 Clearly, ozempic doesn't affect breast implants. 🤭

That’s bad.

@belindawengen @unreMARKLEble 💯

@unreMARKLEble The starting things, never finishing is a NPD trademark. They can cycle through LoveBomb/Devalue/Discard/ at breakneck speed. Ideas, activities , relationships, “businesses”— nothing is immune from their manic cycle. Lots of ideas and starts, then quickly lose interest.

#asever, one more thing #MeghanMarkle can’t maintain. She hasn’t uploaded new “looks” since April 17th. A whole month. Always starting things but losing interest-this must not be as lucrative as she thought it would-but really, who’s buying the crap she’s selling nowadays? People can barely afford gas. #MeghanIsTheProblem #MeghanMarkleIsAGrifter

@PopBase "No" is a complete sentence.

Today is the International Day against Homophobia, Biphobia, Intersexism and Transphobia.

@ScottPresler A loss for @LeaderJohnThune is a win for America! 🇺🇲

BREAKING Senator Cassidy has OFFICIALLY been defeated. Congresswoman Julia Letlow & State Treasurer John Fleming advance to the runoff on June 27th. This is a massive, devastating loss not only to Cassidy, but also to Senate Majority Leader Thune. (Filmed this 2 days ago)

@TONYxTWO Brilliant! Haha

“I will be flying to Los Angeles to illegally vote for Spencer Pratt. What they gonna do, ID me?” Checkmate 😭🤣

@RapidResponse47 @VP Impeach the rogue judges, or this is self perpetuating.

.@VP: "We stopped handcuffing the police, and started handcuffing more violent criminals. We've restored a culture that supports—not second guesses—our officers when they go out and do their important work."

@USW_PR_HONTata The men and women who had the integrity and backbone to separate involuntarily over a dangerous vax mandate should be promoted. They are exactly what our country needs.

Today, we are sharing the story of another resilient warrior who was negatively impacted by the COVID-19 vaccine mandate, Kennie Kelly. Chief Warrant Officer 5 Kelly, a Master Aviator, was involuntarily separated in September 2022 after refusing to take the COVID-19 vaccine. Following the release of EO 14184, he worked directly with the dedicated @USArmy COVID-19 Reinstatement & Reconciliation Task Force to return to service. With support from the Task Force - and under the leadership of @SecWar & @SecArmy - CW5 Kelly was reinstated in February 2026 with full relief, including backpay, duty station preference, entitlements, benefits, and constructive service credit. He now serves alongside his three sons, each carving their own path in the @USArmy, @USNavy & @USAirForce. Said CW5 Kelly, “Putting the uniform back on is an absolute honor that truly feels like coming home. Though the COVID separation was a difficult chapter, it ultimately deepened my dedication to the @DeptofWar mission and the nation I serve.” Welcome back, CW5 Kelly. Hooah!

@CENTCOM God bless and keep them. 🇺🇲

U.S. Marines from the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit rappel out of an MH-60S Sea Hawk during scheduled training aboard USS Tripoli (LHA 7). Tripoli is one of more than 20 warships supporting the U.S. blockade against Iran. Since the start of the blockade, CENTCOM forces have redirected 72 commercial ships, and disabled 4.

@WhiteHouse I mean. Anyone can visit temples to false gods. I wouldn't recommend it though. Yahweh is not mocked.

📍 Temple of Heaven, Beijing | May 14, 2026

🚨 This is what the left calls “tolerance.” A young woman who detransitioned wanted to speak about her childhood transition, the damage it caused, and why open discussion matters. That’s it. No hate, just her lived experience and a plea for sanity. The “anti-fascists” responded with death threats: curb-stomping, shooting her like Charlie Kirk, claiming her words “literally kill people.” She canceled the event because she feared for her life and others. These are the same people who scream “protect transgender kids” while terrorizing anyone who dares say transition destroyed their life. The left doesn’t want debate. They want silence through violence and intimidation. They’ll cancel, dox, and threaten detransitioners back into the shadows so the public never hears the truth.

@ZeekArkham Did the English language pull through?

That awkward moment when people call you dumb, but then put the English language in a stranglehold for the rest of the tweet. I apologize for any strokes or brain aneurysms sustained while trying to translate this. Also, nice wig Phyllis. You should probably take off the straight blond wig before lecturing me on “white agenda.”

@AllieKlein24484 @EricLDaugh Exactly! Those joyful children are actually Chinese slaves. They have no personal autonomy. I'm confident that @POTUS is playing 4D chess with this visit. I pray he is for the sake of the Chinese.

@EricLDaugh I call BS. Those are highly controlled, fearful children. They are jumping because they were told to. Trump is playing a game with his flattery. Hopefully it will bring about much better circumstances for the Chinese people. 🙏🏻

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump just said the jumping children welcoming him were his FAVORITE PART of President Xi's grand welcome for him That was obvious by his facial expressions 🤣 "That was an honor like few have ever seen before. And I think I was particularly impressed by those children! They were happy. They were beautiful. The military is obvious." "It couldn't be better. But those children were amazing. They represent so much." "I know they represent so much to you. You and I have known each other now for a long time. In fact, the longest relationship of our two countries that any president and president has had. And that's the main honor."

Odds of dying from hantavirus: 1 in 30-35M Odds of dying from a lightning strike: 1 in 15-20M Odds of dying in a car accident 1 in 8,000-9,000 Odds of dying from medical error: 1 in 1,000-1,400 If someone is telling you to freak out about Hantavirus, they're lying to you.

@ChloeCole Thank you for using your voice to tell your story and speak out against this social contagion.

4 years, 300k followers, and countless lifelong memories. We’re gonna make sure no child is ever confused, castrated, or maimed due to so-called “gender-affirming care” ever again! Thank you all for being here alongside me on this journey 💕

@NRCC I'm just here for these delicious comments.

FINAL NOTICE: The 2026 Midterm Survey is the only way we finalize our strategy. If you don't complete this, we lose the Majority. The Democrats are already preparing sham impeachments and a total scorched-earth policy. Stop them before they destroy our country. Take the survey.

@DHSgov Please do Virginia next!

Tennessee, deportations at their best.

What started as a hobby became a lifeline. ❤️ Meet June—a faithful volunteer who says the Lord used shoebox packing to bring healing and purpose after the loss of her husband. Today, she serves as Area Coordinator for Western North Carolina and loves involving local EC students in packing shoebox gifts and sharing the love of Jesus around the world. 🌎 “Through my grief journey, Operation Christmas Child became my focus and my purpose." We’re so thankful for volunteers like June! 🙋 See how YOU can get involved: bit.ly/OCC-YR-volunte…

My event at University of Washington with TPUSA tomorrow has been postponed, here's why...

@libsoftiktok Gosh, it would be a shame if @POTUS saw this.

“We have to get rid of Trump… he’s invincible… nothing can stop him. And that’s dangerous.” - White House staffer He needs to be fired immediately