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@makerze @panley01 Apparently having the unasked for characteristic of *checks notes* existing at all in any means whatsoever means that corporations have a demonstrable right to shove advertisements down your eyeballs. And you should be happy to be worthy of these advertisements. So says @makerze

@panley01 you have to go out of your way to be advertised to for rewards, i can guarantee that if they wanted to add intrusive ads they wouldnt stop advertising to you, its just a measure to make sure ppl are watching organically, its good imo scripts shouldnt be rewarded

If you exploit discord's advertising they stop advertising to you, masterful gsmbit

@BasedLEDA @7th_Loliment Nah I disagree. If someone doesn't like Maomao then it doesn't matter how good The Apothecary Diaries is. Maomao is the soul of the series and if you don't roll with her, you will not enjoy the series, period I say this as someone who has read every single translated Light Novel

@7th_Loliment You gotta give it a shot. Believe me.

People who enjoy Frieren, Dungeon Meshi, Witch Hat Atelier and The Apothecary diaries >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

@StudyStock @Scow21 @sfmcguire79 Bro please stop deepthroating the 1% they're not gonna notice you

@Scow21 @sfmcguire79 If your concern is the meal plan, you are funny. Also, Stanford is about as close as you can get to not a scam, even for the high price. But if you must know - consider living in a dorm with 18 year olds that don't have a meal plan. The place would be a disaster.

Stanford has introduced Jain-friendly dining options, which means students can no longer pretend to be Jain to get out of the meal plan.

@NightCrydeFM @kuronagi2525 Things aren't going well in your life, are they?

Kid, I'd incinerate that thing too if I were your parents. Good on them. You wanna grow up to be a Redditor? You wanna be an atheist who hasn't showered in 10 days, nagging your mans about "noooo my crush left me because it was mutual okay we're still friends she just preferred her ex like I totally understand you knowww"? And the worst part will be your taste in video games, and the fact that you play mario kart every day with your friends and you're always in 6th place and they tickle you and beat you senseless with green onions and ham. Rise above. Get a Steam Deck. Your Chūnibyō days start there.

とうとう親に見つかりました、今までありがとうSwitch 二度とゲームは出来ないね

@BBraddmt @anthonyzenkus Thank you for your opinion on the left wing, MAGA

Abolish ICE is as stupid as defund the police. Does anyone with half a brain seriously not want immigration and customs law enforcement. Just trust everyone coming in the country to be here legally and not violate customs laws? You think this is going to be part of anyone's campaign platform? How about just enforcement the law and not overstep. It's not complicated.

More Americans sympathize with Palestinians than they do with Israel. More Americans want to abolish ICE than keep it. And every major name that's been floated for the Dems in 2028 believes the opposite. So instead of demanding Dems run a candidate in sync with voters, the Democratic establishment has decided to attack a podcaster.

@Todd_Spence I love hearing the exact same story two days in a row

Marty Feldman ad-libbed this line after Mel Brooks asked him to improvise 😂 Feldman said he looked away from Gene Wilder at the end because he knew he would break

@robuzo @JonathonWi35634 @akafaceUS You call it tough shit?

@JonathonWi35634 @akafaceUS The Japanese solved the W sauce pronunciation by making up their own. If you don't understand it, 残念 (which is tough shit in English).😉

Words he thinks his Japanese wife can't pronounce. To those from Japan can you pronounce these words?

@KoblitzKurt @shelovesore @danneyejemole Are you bad at reading or...

@shelovesore @danneyejemole You are calling that guy slow? Oh my gosh….no one has ever criticized you huh @shelovesore ?

I’m sorry, genuinely asking but i thought Jesus died on a Friday afternoon. Going by that and the fact that he resurrected 3 days after, aren’t we meant to be celebrating Easter on Monday and not Sunday?

@mozyBagz @RedwoodRogue Why is there only one " in your post Where is the other " Oh Grok wrote your post and you're embarrased? Too bad, it's obvious even without the "

@RedwoodRogue Condolences on the passing of your grandmother. May her soul rest in eternal peace."

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

@BillRossiter1 @VorosTwins "Hey can y'all help me with this question?" "You should seek outside help with an open mind." "Literally what we're in the middle of doing!"

@VorosTwins Why not find The Truth for yourself? That's what I did. You'd be mad to just take someone's word for it. Search, with an open mind and a humble heart.

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

@skiplogic @VorosTwins The answer is in Twilight? I must have missed that part

@VorosTwins The answer is in nearly the most famous book in the history of the world. Asking this publicly on twitter, to nobody in particular, is bananas.

@DiRealLauren @ok6ixx Lemme give you some advice x.com/i/status/76821…

@DiRealLauren @ok6ixx Wow, this is like vintage 2012 Imgur. You seriously haven't gotten sick of this tired meme in fourteen years?

my cousin grew up in a jamaican household where her mom cooked heavy every single night, like rice and peas, curry chicken, oxtail type meals so when she was like 5 she went to her first sleepover at a friend's house and when it was time for dinner the mom brought out… grilled cheese and tomato soup my cousin deadass looked at her and said "oh that's nice, but when's dinner the mom was like "honey this iS dinner" she immediately called her parents to pick her up lmaooo when she got home her dad was confused like "i thought you were eating over there?" and she told him what happened her mom was Ashamed like "that is so disrespectful you can't just leave people's houses like that" but her dad could not stop laughing, it seems he brought it up at every family gathering for years

@Hockneyesque @StephanieGailW Such a handy Catch-22 If we don't throw candidates we're "demanding criteria" If we do throw candidates we're "wasting votes" Think how violently angry y'all get when we throw Jill Stein. There's still thousands who blame her for Trump tho her votes were less than the difference

@StephanieGailW American Leftists are the only political faction in existence who demands criteria of candidates from others instead of putting forward their own candidate.

@basedbytes @Kuroiya1 @edgarallanheux Why are you trying to deflect from "dating a neo nazi" with "you don't even know her" Dating a member of a hate group is bad. Period. Why are you defending dating people commonly associated with domestic terror? Do you hate America?

@Kuroiya1 @edgarallanheux Actually I am. I just find these opinions on celebrities they don’t even know ridiculous. Oh she’s dating a nazi. Get a grip

however disappointed anyone is in Jenna Ortega, it’s comforting to know that her mom is 100x more. I can’t even imagine how it must feel to her

@Tak4Smash @CleanHunnitz All of Roshi's students can use it: Krillin, Yamcha, Grandpa Gohan, and Chi-chi's father Gyu Mao. Tenshinhan and Majin-Buu both learn it by watching it. Even Trunks uses it once.

@CleanHunnitz Wait! Krillin can use the Kamehameha?! I thought only Goku, his kids, Master Roshi, and Cell could only use that technique!

Dragon Ball animators knew what they were doing when animating this scene.😭

@nervcentral May I offer a secret third option

@TordCresson @Astrapricityyy You are being misled by propaganda

@Astrapricityyy The problem is that Hasan actively supports terrorism and totalitarian regimes

Oh but when Hasan Piker says exactly this y’all want to end him 🤨

@Touyarokii Tropius. He has bananas for a beard and he can fly.

Question: If you were stranded on a deserted island, which ONE Pokemon would you choose to help you survive?

@illusionsMD @DuBoseDefense You absolutely shouldn't believe anyone without evidence but... really? THIS strains credulity? Are you fucking high?

@DuBoseDefense I don't believe you without evidence simply because that's too insane of an occurrence that it's hard to believe.

Oh yeah. Forgot to tell ya'll this judge sent the cops out to the home of a juror in the trial he's currently overseeing when the juror called in sick (there were two alternates). He then brought the rest of the jury out and told them the missing juror "didn't feel like coming in today" and he would also have the other jurors arrested if they tried to do the same thing. When the sick juror arrived, the judge questioned him in open court.