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@steveoatley @sandman_515 @cenkuygur So disingenuous. You’re fully aware that reps oppose laws that allow for better background checks, making it more difficult for ppl to get semi-automatic weapons, etc. Just say it like it is: Reps only care about the lives of children if they can control women at the same time.

@sandman_515 @cenkuygur I take it you have never purchased a gun, or a pack of gum then.

A Christian school was shot up in Nashville and seven killed, including three children. Are the heartless Republicans going to say it was because they didn't pray enough? No, it's obviously the guns. But even this won't move a single Republican politician to do the right thing.

@History__Speaks @cenkuygur Can you define woke?

Cenk, I hope you use this occasion to realize that you were wrong about "woke" being a right-wing talking point, and that in fact it represents a deeply illiberal and intolerant shift in the Left, as well as (given the vast power woke has in universities, msm, corporate America, etc) a serious cultural problem in the US.

He has my number. My favorite are these bitch moves where people ask others to "correct" us. Are you complaining to the manager, Karen? I got news for you. I am the manager.

@MeusliC @SteveMartinToGo And would that be any less joyous an occasion? You gotta let go of the hate, man. People just want to live their lives and be loved and love. We’re all the same that way. It’s so much better to support each other than to be afraid of people you don’t understand.

@SteveMartinToGo If that’s Hollywood, it’s Steve Martin giving away his son in marriage

This strange clock is located in Union Square. It doesn't go forward, it goes backwards. It's a countdown. It is the date when the effects of global warming will have become irreversible and zero is in six years from now.

@DaveLittler @MemphisFanJ1 @ChristnNitemare It’s generous of you to allow for the possibility this happened. What rlly happened&likely happens often is he sees beautiful women ignore him, he festers inwardly about how evil they are for “making” him think impure thoughts. Twas probs the waitress dropping off his beer, haha.

@MemphisFanJ1 @ChristnNitemare Even assuming any of this happened, he is ascribing such tremendous malice and such a complex set of horrible, specific intentions upon this woman who was a complete stranger. I guarantee she did not want any of thr things he decided she wanted. She just wanted a conversation.

Raise your hand if you don’t think this really happened ✋Also, what a bizarre and disturbing reaction he had…

@MemphisFanJ1 @ChristnNitemare He thinks a woman is an evil temptress for offering to have a drink w him, sets himself up as a paragon of virtue who can see past the wicked ways of this jezebel. It’s very clear based on the way he describes her that this never in a million years happened. This guy’s so cringe!

@ChristnNitemare As someone who personall knows JP, this is true. Why do you think his reaction was bizarre and disturbing?

@SoozUK @ChristnNitemare @MJMcKean Don’t forget the crying, never forget the crying

@elonmusk @boo …stand for great things, be someone that folks could admire/aspire to. I never thought in a million yrs I’d see you embrace such hateful/sometimes insane rhetoric, show such egotism/greed/bad judgement. Unfortunately, you’re not one of the good guys anymore, & that makes me sad.

@elonmusk @boo Musk, I used to look up to you so much, and admire you so deeply. I thought you were one of the smartest people I knew of. I can’t believe how wrong I was. I thought you’d be this amazing man who went down in history for his desire to see humanity advance. I thought you’d (1)

As the former lead for Ads at Twitter, I can confidently say this man has no idea wtf he's talking about

@soirchick @MichaelSalfino @elonmusk Musk fired a young employee last week who suggested people weren’t as interested in him as they were months ago, after he FLEW HIS PERSONAL JET from the Super Bowl to Twitter HQ, incensed bc Pres Biden’s SB tweet got more retweets than his did. And you think “block” works. Sad!

@MichaelSalfino @elonmusk Bless your heart. Must be hard going through life this ignorant. Twitter, well before Musk, had tools to handle that. You didn't know about block and mute? My goodness. So sad.

Sorry for showing you so many irrelevant & annoying ads on Twitter! We’re taking the (obvious) corrective action of tying ads to keywords & topics in tweets, like Google does with search. This will improve contextual relevance dramatically.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I know a ton of white people that are a lazy and sorry and probably worse than Black people I know.”

@Imnotonfire3 @CalltoActivism Who dis?

What is the first word you think of when you see this guy?

@CalltoActivism @BillyBaldwin Slime!

@TMNYCA @BillyBaldwin Who are these people?

Broadway Joe and the kid Billy B. at the New York Jets training facility at Hofstra University... summer of ‘73. Please take note of Joe Willie’s short shorts and Billy B. rockin’ the plaid. 🔥 #BroadwayJoeNamath 🏈

@ChadLudwig8 @cenkuygur Can you provide credible sources claiming that he didn’t? He’s not making an argument, he is citing a source. If you feel it’s a bad one, prove it. You’re the one making that contention.

@cenkuygur So because a news article says he ignored it…. Then It must be true can you provide credible evidence for your argument?

Is anybody going to do anything about this? Of course not. Corruption reigns supreme in Washington. But don’t worry, the media will tell you how brilliant and honest Buttigieg is.

@callofshame ppl who btch about censorship but then want it in places that suit them personally are hilarious hypocrites SO mad at ppls opinions after crying you’re “just sharing your opinion” to the point you turn off replies You’re tilted over a rainbow, snowflake 😂

@Astoway @davideyoungmd @healthbyjames “The death has not been determined” “That means death by jab”. “I can’t get women to sleep with me” “they must all be gay”

@davideyoungmd @healthbyjames David you are wrong. Death has not been determined so that means death by Jab. Do your research b4 coming on here telling other people to do their research. & stop pushing the shots

🚨 BREAKING — Ty Wells, 23, University Of Arizona Swim Team Member, Dies Suddenly tucson.com/sports/arizona…

@APMC1985 @Clossovsky @BonkMuff Only heroes make jokes to belittle the idea of consent

@Clossovsky @BonkMuff This is cruel to animals though fr. Can we cancel all the cute girls with pets who makes these videos cuz I guarantee that pupper did not consent.

Twitch streamer Atrioc issued an apology after accidentally revealing that he watched deepfake videos of streamers Pokimane and Maya

@CallofShame ppl who bitch about “censorship” but then want it in places that suit them better personally are hilarious hypocrites SO mad at ppl’s opinions after crying you’re “just sharing YOUR opinion” to the pt you turn off replies You’re tilted over a rainbow, snowflake 😂

@MikeIsNotw @7thHokageWife @InternetH0F Ha! Maybe we’ve noticed that our men really like it when they’re able to complete a task for us that makes them feel strong and important! …okay okay you’re right, we can’t open the damn jars. 😂

@7thHokageWife @InternetH0F Women *are like: I’m strong and independent Also women: open this jar for me