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Former and Future Cat Dad w no more Fs to Give
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Former and Future Cat Dad w no more Fs to Give
@Patrick_M_Huang
ELT educator, Delta/CELTA, tenor, periodic frq flyr, erstwhile MD wannabe, owned by Reproach only now. RT != endrsmt. He/him🌈🇨🇦
🇨🇦 Katılım Mart 2013
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@AbakpaJob my kitchen needs another round of cleaning... next week ok?
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@Number10cat @LukeTryl staff
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Every cat owner knows that look of pure unrepentance
Fahad Naim@Fahadnaimb
Picture this: you're half-asleep on a Lufthansa flight when the cabin lights suddenly flip on. Turns out a big orange cat had escaped its carrier and decided to go exploring. Passengers stayed super quiet, flight attendants grabbed flashlights at first, and everyone teamed up to gently catch the fluffy escape artist without freaking it out. In the end, the cat was safe and the whole cabin handled it like pros.
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@sissenberg @nytimes I guess they do now?
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Former and Future Cat Dad w no more Fs to Give retweetledi

@TheRealThelmaJ1 @NancyQueenWills Is it clear the sentence will be shortened? Would be hilarious if it was lengthened.
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@James_Martell_ That’s the most perverted (pejorative this time) thing you’ve said.
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This stupid fucking quiz taught me that I’m nice to @James_Martell_, because I wish I were like him, and that I have deep contempt for @jonathanbfine because we’re so much alike.
These truths point to self-immolation for resolution. And that sucks.
Powerful quiz.

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@GianmarcoSoresi tracks
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@jonathanbfine I have no skin in this game
but this result is... interesting?
either way it tickles me that I'm somehow more German than you ?!

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@jonathanbfine on brand
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@ArmandDAngour @RupertMyers Quality Tweet
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@jocelynebenezra *checks calendar*
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@jonathanbfine Category I judgment tho
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