susan 🐶🦊🐝

Look, I am not saying they are guilty but they did seem to be in a big hurry to get out dodge. @KITKAT #kitkat #artemis #theystolethecandy

@Patrick_M_Huang @ArmandDAngour @RupertMyers 😂

@ArmandDAngour @RupertMyers Quality Tweet

Artemis II: the ultimate getaway vehicle

@ChuckDeVore @Grunt2A Trying to remember that line, thanks 🤣

@Grunt2A You maniacs! You blew it up!

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

@kipconlon @andrewlawrence 🤣🤣

My dream of being a poet vanished like a thing in a whatever.

@emmablack77 @QcWynter Thanks 😊

@spaceblooster @QcWynter My very old ( & slightly scruffy copy ) of The River Cottage Family Cookbook - also has a 10 minute cookie recipe as well as lots of other good stuff

Yesterday, I bought a bag of flour. Later in day, Madame Housekeeper laughed loudly. "Did you mean to buy bread flour?" What could I possibly say in response to so dastardly a question? So, I said, "Yes, I did. Why do you ask?" Cue more laughter. What on earth was going on here?

@emmablack77 @QcWynter Which book is this?

@QcWynter Homemade pizza is really easy & uses bread / strong flour - recipe in Hugh F - W Always works well & so much nicer than takeaway etc.

@NiallHarbison Pure joy ❤️

Just Stormzy living his best life with his new family. He doesn't run so much as he bounces along! Love him

@ffinlaysonart Omg, the little mouth, the eyes, the hands. Bloody brilliant I love the hamster ❤️

A needle felted Hamster portrait

BREAKING: Government Ministers inspect HMS Miniwarboat before she deploys to protect Cyprus. HMS Miniwarboat is powered by 2x AA Batteries and at just over 8.0085inches long is the second smallest boat in the Navy and cost just £71.75bil to build Photographed from a Canberra

I think this song was released before I was born, but I heard it when I was young and I’ve never forgotten it. “We Will All Go Together When We Go” by Tom Lehrer. #fpstate=ive&vld=cid:3bba068c,vid:frAEmhqdLFs,st:0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">google.com/gasearch?q=We%…

@HeyHeyDerekFaye @MatthewGreenf11 I still say it, never out loud because I’d have to rely that 1 person in a million who’d get it.

This became a catchphrase in our house for years.

This is Cookie the Ouessant sheep. Roughly the size of a woolly handbag. Spirit of a small, unhinged warlord. She'll knock you over and pin you down unless you feed her more ginger nuts. Rules over her flock mates with an iron fist & leads a protection racket for sheep nuts.

@JimmysSeafood Never change 🤣

@baltimoresun Go fuck yourself

Reader commentary: Our Olympians deserve support, but Jimmy's Famous Seafood's profane way of coming to their defense shouldn't be celebrated. bit.ly/4u1O2bu

@drcrouchback 😂

@DreyfusJames This turnip is mine, destroyer of stuffies, puller on walks, hates the other dogs except the ones he likes. Basic nightmare, but I love him.

This is my dog. There are many like him but this one is mine. And his welfare trumps your beliefs, feelings, & opinions. No debate. Fin. Fight me.

@sizzle_sarah The UK..

One of the dumbest things you could do is try to take away an American’s dog.

@colwight What a glorious day to be on X, lovely dogs everywhere. As a side note this might be their call to arms and take over the world…I’m all for it 🤣

Might just be a consequence of my echo chamber, but in the X debate between dogs and radical Islam the dogs are winning hands down. My followers are obviously are the right kind of people. 😁

@Gaurddog22 What a gorgeous dog ❤️

Good morning to everyone that would save their dog before a Muslim 👊🏼🐶🇺🇸

.@RickyGervais explains why he absolutely loves Dogs. 🐶 ‘It's the closest I get to spirituality, just watching a Dog." ❤️

Imagine thinking it’s smart to tell this culture to choose between their dogs or Islam