Simon Reid

Don’t want to watch GB News? Don’t worry, you can watch @MarinaPurkiss destroy Jacob Rees Mogg here 👇🏼 This is actually the closest I’ve ever come to pitying him. Ps: Wonder if he supports fracking due to his alleged financial interests in the fossil fuel industry via Odey?

@FootballTalkHQ @David_Ornstein 4 days late.

🚨 Chelsea are close to appointing Frank Lampard as head coach on an interim basis until the end of this season. #CFC [@David_Ornstein]

It's not asylum seekers that are swindling you #pmqs #Budget2023 Wealth of top 10 UK billionaires: 2008 - £71.7 billion 2021 - £182 billion ⬆️ 254% Avg weekly earnings of UK workers: 2008 - £522 2021 - £521 ➡️ -0.2%

@kat__hoe Such athletes.

I demand double yellow lines on the tennis court side of Newark street at fort Matilda

@richardpbacon The clip misses his iconic first line.

It’s fucking brilliant. And I always adored the fact Martin Sheen’s President doesn’t appear until the final scene

@JimSpenceDundee Everybody sing......

Finest line ever in a song ‘An arse the size of a small countreeeee’ 😎

We've found Michelle Mone's yacht

@kat__hoe Everything I know about that family I learned against my will. #jameshewittsson

I’m just confused how Harry says he wants a quiet life/reconcile with his family, yet he’s done an Oprah interview, 6 hour Netflix doc, a book and now multiple interviews SLATING them 😂 #HarryTheInterview

Chart of the Day: The UK has one of the lowest rates of asylum applications in Europe newstatesman.com/chart-of-the-d…

“The English have a fierce reputation for conquering the world.. invading loads of different countries and then getting upset when those people follow them home.” - Tommy Tiernan

@Dunya_Akhirah @VanessaKenehan @poshbord @Stroker67 @_calamity_kate @muchoscorchio @NarratorRebecca @jonnyaircooled @IngramWaffles @MattSleight @smasherYash @ludmotorcyclist @notababelaas @liam_bambridgee @Panther_Passion @hilowrious @jhfgamble @schrepfler @tomiszero @mrnathan_g @megancherylking @ShanghaiGooner @BenLCole @JonesYrWyddgrug @MarkusWaring @cso77 @BanDarron @Etcetera_NZL @cowboycobs @Difrycheulyd @MidGaz @TonyMinchin @JCP_Photo @fesshole What did they do? My phone is cropping all the tw

@VanessaKenehan @poshbord @Stroker67 @_calamity_kate @muchoscorchio @NarratorRebecca @jonnyaircooled @IngramWaffles @MattSleight @smasherYash @ludmotorcyclist @notababelaas @liam_bambridgee @Panther_Passion @hilowrious @jhfgamble @schrepfler @tomiszero @mrnathan_g @megancherylking @ShanghaiGooner @BenLCole @JonesYrWyddgrug @MarkusWaring @cso77 @BanDarron @Etcetera_NZL @cowboycobs @Difrycheulyd @MidGaz @TonyMinchin @JCP_Photo @fesshole I saw what you di

We had a Mercedes on lease. We gave it back with half the contracted mileage in perfect condition. They sent an invoice for £1k of made up 'damage' which seems to be their MO.I popped by their flagship showroom and poured a pot of cream under the carpet of the S class on disp...

@GaryLineker I agree, it's not exactly news either. We've been rubbish most of the season.

Why apologise? 🤣🤣

@archer_rs twitter.com/AvaSantina/sta… Guess the name of the deputy assistant commissioner.

So there was a publicly funded £436,000 investigation to discover if Johnson knowingly attended an illegal party when there was a photo known to all those involved with the investigation that showed from the very beginning he did. Lovely #Partygate

'McGregor a big loss for Rangers' bbc.co.uk/sport/live/foo… via @BBCSportScot

#OtD 13 May 2021, local residents in Glasgow won the release of two people who had been detained by immigration officers by surrounding the vehicle and blockading it for several hours.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

@trafficscotland Over an hour delay on the A8 eastbound @ Greenock because someone thought it'd be a great idea to schedule 3 sets of road works on the same stretch of road at peak times. One of which was a manhole cover repair that could have waited.

@archer_rs They'll just put it on expenses

It's happening

@garyseconomics @gpecks10 twitter.com/RichardJMurphy…

What's really happening with energy prices: When they say - "cost of living crisis" You should hear - "the biggest EVER increase in millionaire and billionaire wealth in the HISTORY of this country" Watch this: youtu.be/Ay42lKhbEiA

After giving him time to transfer key assets the UK has finally sanctioned Roman Abramovich assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/government/upl…