Sure Why Not

@rob_mcrobberson @Captain_C2 The steel pot is made differently, you dolt.

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I dated a girl once who was *convinced* that you ABSOLUTELY MUST stir tomato sauce with a *wooden* spoon because the tomato sauce will react w a metal spoon and when i pointed out that she had the sauce in a steel pot she got so mad at me 😂 like spitting mad

@ick_real Ruth

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@nlyonne @RussianDoll I completely agree! (Btw I have 6 hours if you wanna talk) But I'll just say, I hope the best for you and also that, one day, someone does as much for you as you've done for me. ❤️

May be time for @RussianDoll rewatch if anyone has any outstanding questions. Gentle reminder that - “are you okay” - is maybe my least favorite of all our generic, small talk phrases. Never know how in depth people really wanna go, so I rarely ask it unless I mean to sit with someone for 6 hours and truly listen to the answer. “How are you” is up there too. Do people really mean it when they ask each other those things? Is anyone “okay”? Pretty grateful and doing pretty good. Been surfing a lot. Writing a lot. Seeing theater. 💗🏄‍♂️

@NoLieWithBTC How about we keep the forest service and shut down foreign aid to Israel

The first American pope in history is now a refugee from his own country because he dared to speak out in favor of peace. Let that sink in. Just let. That. Sink. In.

@ScottFriedman3 @StubHub @coachella You could just... not.

A @StubHub @coachella story to get your morning started… 3 months ago I purchased 2 Coachella passes on Stubhub for $812 each.The in hand shipping date was yesterday via FedEx. For a week I have called and been told wait until Tuesday the week of. I called yesterday afternoon and was told my original seller didn’t come through but don’t worry a replacement link would be sent. My hotel is booked, my flight is booked but I have no ticket. There are passes available on their site currently but for double the price I paid. I waited all night for the replacement link. Nothing. I just received an email this morning that my order is cancelled and a refund will be coming. Awful experience! Now because of a trash seller and a trash site I have to buy a new passes today from another site for 2k each. I wasted weeks and now am paying an extra $2600 for 2 tickets Stubhub didn’t deliver. Look at the current market…⬇️⬇️

@Simon_Ingari Stolen from a YouTube video. Tell your own stories or stfu, it's stupid.

HR Manager: I want us to discuss the difference in your performance between last year and 2020. Employee: Alright. HR Manager: You were the top-rated employee in 2020, but it doesn’t feel like you’ve been nearly as present or focused since then. Employee: Yeah… well, in 2020, it was the second year in a row I didn’t get a raise, even though I was the top employee. And when I asked why I couldn’t get a raise, you said it was because my pay was already at fair market value for my position. HR Manager: That’s right. Employee: And when I asked where my pay falls on the pay scale, you said it was below the median—so below the average of what I could make in my position. At that point, I decided I would become a fair market value employee and put in a below-average amount of effort, because that’s what I feel like you pay me to do. HR Manager: You're reading too much into the text... Employee: You’ve created an environment where there’s no incentive for me to work hard, so I don’t. HR Manager: (Silence)

Today, on World Wildlife Day, we celebrate the magnificent tapestry of wildlife that enriches Earth and keeps our living systems strong. We salute every individual, organisation and community working tirelessly to protect them. Let's strengthen our resolve: defend conservation, choose sustainability, restore habitats-and ensure wild animals continue to roam, soar and swim for centuries to come.

A narcissist will bend over backwards for strangers, coworkers, and anybody watching, but can’t show up emotionally for his own family to save his life. He’ll play superhero in public and be completely absent at home, like the love only exist when there’s an audience

Narcissists are severely underdeveloped adults who never learned how to regulate their emotions, handle conflict, or take accountability for their actions. They throw tantrums when challenged, shut down when confronted, and lash out when they don’t get their way.

A pattern I've noticed with all narcissists no matter the subtype, is the blame shift. It's never their fault. They will always twist it back onto you in some way. Shift the blame. Even when they're faced with irrefutable evidence. Because they can't be wrong. Or be in the wrong. This is the ultimate tell-tale sign that you're dealing with one.

@TheRealMotase I mean, he shouldn't be alone long enough to get the markers and draw all over an entire couch, so that's kind of on you, too.

I'd be so defeated not knowing whether to shout, scream or cry..

@TerrellSocialst @TheDemocrats? It is to laugh ...

Nobody will villainize you more than the person that knows you’ve clocked who they really are & not who they pretend to be.

disrespecting me and expecting me to respect you is crazy

@dammy_pep I hope my sister does this. She's in a very similar situation.

So, I just heard some disturbing news. In whatever you do, please marry a kind person. Imagine telling your wife to stop working for decades, asking her to stay home, raise the children, and hold the family together, only to write a will later and leave her with nothing but an old car. She stumbled on the will by accident, and his excuse was painful to hear. He told her, “You have not been working. I have been the one working and paying the bills.” The same man who told her to stop working and face the home. Now guess who he wants to leave the houses, land, and other properties to?? His siblings. Please, women, always have your own money. No matter how rich he is, no matter how comfortable he claims to be, he has a job. Build something for yourself, and earn your own income. Financial independence is protection. I have always known this man to hate his family deeply, and it showed in how he destroyed the self-esteem of his children. Kindness is not optional. It is everything. Where will she start from?? Over thirty years with a man who never loved her.

@Paw_Vibe Hazel

@MrPitbull07 Salad

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti?

@never_oppressed An Italian goodbye

What’s the opposite of an Irish Goodbye? The one where I’ve been standing around and talking to someone for over an hour after I said I’m leaving?