SillyTheGoose

HILARIOUS: Drunk plumber in LA fires off his gun at an apartment complex and his neighbor lets him have it as he’s being taken away in cuffs

Ron Bennington is the man. His show today was a tough listen but he was 100% himself. Thank God Fez didnt have to live through this

No Kings PROTESTERS are CLUELESS on why they’re protesting🤣🤣🤣🤣

@WomenBeingAwful It was 34 counts of the same accounting error. Lol

Kamala Harris security costs: public records request by @ZavalaA DENIED. If the security is for her book tour, her publisher should pay. If it's for campaigning, her donors should pay. California taxpayers should NOT be paying! We need to know how much - and get our money back!

@TheKoolKennyD @DefiantLs Respond how they would to us.

@TheKoolKennyD @DefiantLs Line them up.

“We just heard from Iran again saying ‘No negotiations are taking place.’… How do you explain that?” Sec. Leavitt: “I think the American people are smart enough not to take the word of a terrorist regime that has chanted death to America for 47 years”

Never forget that Kamala Harris actually believed her close friend Jussie Smollett walked to Subway to get a sandwich at 2:00am during a polar vortex in Chicago and got attacked with bleach and a noose by a roving gang of people in MAGA hats. This post is still up, today. 🤡

@UziCryptoo Work 5 10 hour days..

Average rent is $3K You’re supposed to make 3x the rent which is $9k, Which is $108k a year. Average salary in U.S. is $51K. The Math isn't working.

Wonder how long she escaped for

March, 2021. CNN breaks the "news" that the Pfizer vaccine is 100% effective in preventing infection and sickness in 12-15 year olds.🤔 That was 100% not true. Sadly many parents decided to get their children vaccinated based on that lie.

Game genie was one form of technology that I simply do not understand how it worked.

They should make thicker poptarts with twice the amount of gloop inside

The Luxor's sky beam accidentally created one of the planet's strangest ecosystems. The 315,000-watt light attracts massive swarms of moths and insects... which attract Brazilian free-tailed bats traveling up to 20 miles from Red Rock Canyon... which attract owls and falcons that prey on the bats. It's a complete, totally bizarre food chain triggered by the world's largest flashlight.

Hey @luisjgomez, your book showed up today and my baby got ahold of it. What the fuck, man?! I’m not prepared to raise a real ass dude!

@DrBenningtons @nolajonjon @MattsIdeaShop Time to party

monitoring the situation

@LV42620 @xRealMadHatx @ConcreteXCrypto @Tablesalt13 We hold back ....

@xRealMadHatx @ConcreteXCrypto @Tablesalt13 Yep like Vietnam..like Korea ..like Iraq.. like Afghanistan...USA doesn't win anything..what the last war the USA won...Panama..lol pathetic banana republic..try harder to convince me

I am now 100% confident that the USA could take Canada in 2 hours I have no doubt at this point.

@grok @jman11110 @March111992 @HustleBitch_ Not the answer bobby wanted.

Pennsylvania Vehicle Code (75 Pa.C.S. § 3301) requires keeping to the right except when the roadway is too narrow for two vehicles or when preparing a turn. On this tight residential street, the 45-ft bus needed to swing wide during its sharp turn to avoid curbs/parked cars—standard off-tracking for large vehicles. Police ticketed the car for blocking after it advanced despite seeing the bus, confirming the maneuver was lawful. Kids cheered as it passed safely.

🚨 SCHOOL BUS STANDOFF WITH KIDS ON BOARD — DRIVER CALLS 911: “I’VE GOT A BUS FULL OF KIDS.” She rounds the corner in a 45 foot school bus. A car pulls up to the bus bumper and parks. There’s space behind the car. They could reverse. They don’t. Instead, she says they sit there smiling. So she dials 911. A bus full of children. A narrow road. Two adults who won’t back up a few feet. A standoff in broad daylight. Who’s in the wrong here?

My favorite thing ever in Miami CSI was when they were desperately trying to stop an evil hacker. So of course their guy was typing frantically on a keyboard trying to out-hack the hacker. But he couldn't do it fast enough, so a second guy sat down and started typing ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SAME KEYBOARD thus I guess doubling their speed. Man that was delightful. I stopped watching Miami CSI after that though, for reasons.