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@grey4626 I would prefer they expire while they were trying to resist arrest.

Fuck the leaker. To the sniveling, sociopathic Judas who slithered from the fetid bowels of the deep-state bureaucracy and leaked the exact grid coordinates of our downed F-15E Weapons Systems Officer to Iranian Quds filth…hear this with crystal clarity: President Trump is coming for your scalp with the cold, surgical precision of a Hellfire seeking a target. You didn’t just compromise an op. You didn’t just risk one American warrior’s life after his Strike Eagle was blown out of the sky over hostile territory. You weaponized classified real-time intelligence against your own countrymen, handing the enemy the kill shot on a silver platter while that Wizzo was evading capture for forty-eight hours with nothing but an emergency beacon and balls of depleted uranium. That is not a “leak.” That is textbook aiding the enemy under Article 104 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice, punishable by death. That is espionage under 18 U.S.C. §§ 793 and 794...the same statutes that put the Rosenbergs in the ground and should have buried every single one of your spiritual predecessors. Psychologically, you are a textbook case of malignant narcissism fused with ideological psychopathy: a broken, power-drunk husk whose fragile ego requires the ritual sacrifice of American heroes to feed its delusions of grandeur. You hate the warrior caste because their existence exposes your own cowardice. You leak because the sight of Trump directing combat search-and-rescue with dozens of aircraft, Special Forces, and combat air cover makes your shriveled soul seethe with envy. Pathologically, you are no different from the treasonous clerks who sold out our Afghan allies or the leakers who got SEALs killed...a metastatic cancer that must be excised before it rots the entire Republic. President Trump already ordered the full-spectrum hunt. Good. Now finish it. Drag this traitor...whether uniformed, civilian, or some hybrid deep-state abomination...into a military tribunal with the same lethality we used to pull our brother out of Iran. No civilian lawyers. No media circus. No plea deals. GITMO is too good for you, but it will suffice: orange jumpsuit, steel cage, endless nights listening to the wind howl over Cuban concrete while you contemplate the lives you tried to end. Rot there until the sand runs out of your hourglass, you worthless fucking traitor. Every service member you endangered is watching. Every patriot with a rifle and a memory is watching. The Republic remembers. And justice...real, biblical, unrelenting justice...is already sharpening its blade. Find them. Charge them. Convict them. Bury them at Gitmo. 💀🗡️⚖️

@BuzzPatterson Now that's serving your country.

The military aide is typically the bunny. I’ve done it.

@Hotchkiz Future Marine there.

>Potty training youngest >Last night pee was red >Wife freaks out >About to go to ER >Get her to calm down and set up an appointment with pediatrician for 7AM today >Pediatrician runs test on urine. Slightly orangish red colored >Perfectly hydrated, no bacteria >Says to come back on Thursday if it persists >Wife still worried/agitated >Changing their poop, notice glitter while wiping >Switch on detective mode >Check the box of glitter crayons sister recently got for her birthday >All the reds and oranges are gone >Check under youngest’s bed >Crayon wrappers with no crayons within. Reds and oranges. >Mystery solved >Wife is now able to sleep soundly

In Ireland, several facilities housing fake asylum seekers are mysteriously catching fire.

THIS IS HORRIFIC North Carolina parents allegedly subjected their 6 children (ages 1-15) to some of the worst abuse ever seen by prosecutors. Father Lacy Douglas Hocutt Jr, 34, is charged with multiple counts of statutory rape of children under 15. A 13-year-old boy was kept locked in a dog kennel, so severely underweight it was life-threatening. He now rocks back and forth screaming “You’re never getting out” the exact words allegedly screamed at him while trapped. The home was so filthy investigators needed full protective gear. The children could not read or write, had untreated scoliosis, rotting teeth and major health problems. Mother Rachelleigh Marie Galasso, 33, is charged with multiple counts of negligent child abuse causing serious injury. Both arrested April 1 and held without bond.

@MediocreJoker85 LMAO

Two engineering students are crossing the quad when they meet in the middle. One notices the other’s bike and says, “Hey, where’d you get that great bicycle?” The other replies, “You won’t believe it. I was walking out of the physics building when this freshman rode up, dropped the bike, took off all her clothes, and said, ‘Take whatever you want.’” The first student nods thoughtfully and says, “Good call. The clothes probably wouldn’t have fit.”

@NicholasLissack @MKhamenei_ir

A leak has surfaced on the condition of Iran's new Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei. He sustained spinal cord lesions, a dislocated jaw, brain damage, and severe head and facial trauma in the US-Israeli airstrike that killed his father. He is not expected to survive.

@AnnSogunro A rare find to be treasured.

Jet Li gave full control of his $280 million fortune to his wife 😳 Martial arts legend Jet Li revealed that his wife, Nina Li, a former Miss Asia and retired actress, manages all his finances, including his $280 million fortune. Despite this, Nina avoids luxury items and focuses on caring for her husband and their family. The couple met during the filming of Dragon Fight in 1988 and married in 1999 after 11 years of dating. They have two daughters together, and Nina has successfully handled several investments while keeping a low profile. Jet joked that he doesn’t carry cash or credit cards, relying on his assistant for money. Nina values a simple life, staying out of the spotlight and prioritizing her family.

@JenRuthGreen @RobManess God Bless and keep you safe.

I’ve been activated. Beyond my uniforms, it’s nice to have a small piece of home. It’s a 5x7 of my parents on their 50th anniversary with an inset of them as newlyweds. I’ll be busy but safe. I’m asking God for wisdom, humility, integrity and protection. If you think of us, please pray for my teammates and me. #WHIP #OpEpicFury

@TechLayoffLover @RickDorin Good I hope they are afraid.

Oracle executives are getting DEATH THREATS after that 6 AM email massacre and Larry Ellison just hired Blackwater-level private security 30,000 workers butchered via automated email while Oracle posts $6.13 BILLION in quarterly profits I'm hearing Oracle leadership is now working from "undisclosed locations" because former employees are showing up at headquarters with printed copies of their termination emails Sources saying the Redwood City campus looks like a military compound. Armed guards checking IDs. Parking garage access restricted. Executive floor completely locked down. Oracle spent more on executive protection this quarter than they'll pay in severance to 30,000 families The same company that automates human termination emails can't automate executive safety Larry Ellison's yacht has three security boats following it. Safra Catz hasn't been photographed in public since the bloodbath. Meanwhile former Oracle workers are posting TikToks outside Ellison's $300 million Malibu compound One terminated engineer drove 800 miles from Austin just to stand at the gate with a sign reading "I BUILT YOUR CLOUD INFRASTRUCTURE FOR 12 YEARS" Oracle's AI algorithms can eliminate 30,000 jobs in milliseconds but can't predict when desperate people stop playing by corporate rules If you're still at Oracle, your executives are literally hiding from you behind armed security while counting the money they made from destroying your career The revolution isn't coming through the front door anymore. It's coming through the fucking walls.

@RickyDoggin Should I feel bad watching that like 10x?

I post this from time to time because it cracks me up 😂

@BuzzPatterson Will they remove the gerbil from his anus there?

I just heard that Gavin Newsom’s on his way to Walter Reed.

Iran has rejected a proposal to open the Strait of Hormuz in exchange for a temporary ceasefire, while telling mediators from Turkey, Egypt and Pakistan that it is unwilling to meet American officials in Islamabad in the coming days and considers U.S. demands to end the war unacceptable, officials tell The Wall Street Journal.

@MCCCANM OMG LMAO. In the F-16 we had data transfer boxes (think of large USB drives). We would load the mission on them and transfer it to the aircraft on preflight. We used to walk by the F-4 WSOs and hold them up and say: "The WSOs have been briefed". They would respond with FU.

Two WSOs stumble on a magic bubble gum machine that dispenses Air Force Pilot Wings. They scoff, but it’s only a quarter. One WSO has 50¢, the other has no change. They agree to split it. First WSO puts his quarter in, gets his wings & puts them on his chest. Starts walking away, his chest out in pride. “Hey, buddy, can I get that quarter?” says the second. The first replies “Fuck you, WSO.”

@SecretFire79 Most don't understand, want to believe, or comprehend the special graces bestowed upon Mary the Mother of God.

Are you not wondering… …why the Blessed Virgin Mary, Jesus’ own Mother, was not among the women who went to the tomb early on Easter morning to complete the anointing and cleansing of His body? Isn’t it only natural that His Mother would be the very first, eager to finish this final act of love? Tradition offers a beautiful and profound explanation: Jesus had already appeared to His Mother first, in a private, tender encounter filled with love and consolation. She kept this joy in her heart, just as she had pondered so many mysteries throughout her life (cf. Luke 2:19, 51). This pious belief is supported by the teachings of the saints and Doctors of the Church... ⚡St. Vincent Ferrer declared that the first apparition after the Resurrection was to the Blessed Virgin Mary. ⚡Saints such as Ambrose, Anselm, and Albert the Great, along with St. Ignatius of Loyola in his Spiritual Exercises, affirm that the Risen Lord appeared first to His Mother, not to prove the Resurrection to the doubting, but to delight and console the one who had suffered most with Him at the Cross. ⚡As Pope St. John Paul II reflected, it is legitimate to think that the Mother was probably the first person to whom the risen Jesus appeared. Her absence from the group heading to the tomb may itself be a silent witness to this intimate meeting. ⚡Blessed Anne Catherine Emmerich, in her visions, described this moving encounter: At the very moment the angel descended and the earth quaked at the tomb, she saw the Risen Lord appear to His holy Mother on Mount Calvary. Jesus was transcendently beautiful and glorious. He spoke to her of all He had done in Limbo, showed her His radiant wounds, and comforted her sorrow. Mary, overwhelmed with love, prostrated herself to kiss His sacred feet, but He tenderly raised her up. It was a moment of profound reunion between Son and Mother, the first fruits of the Resurrection shared in perfect intimacy. ✅ This has been the basis of the colorful traditional Encuentro (“encounter”) in Spanish-speaking regions, or the Salubong in the Philippines, where at dawn the images of Mary and the Risen Jesus are carried from opposite directions and meet in front of the church, reenacting this sacred encounter. "O Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee!" Happy Easter! He is Risen! Alleluia! 🙏✝️

@wayofftheres @6Voodoo A nephew of a Veteran? I think Space Balls said it better: "I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate"

This has broken containment, I found it elsewhere. Absolutely dying @6Voodoo

@Doranimated We need to do something to draw even more of them out for elimination.

For those in the American media—and in Iran—who struggle to read the president, here’s a translation into your language of his latest statement: “Dear IRGC leaders: The United States military just extracted a single American, alive, from inside your territory. Not one American life was lost in the process. Take that as a demonstration. We can concentrate overwhelming firepower anywhere in your country. We can go where we want and do what we want, and there is very little you can do to stop us. Your one remaining card is your ability to strike civilian infrastructure in the Gulf—countries that once tried to restrain me. That card no longer works. Your terror attacks have turned them from hesitant partners into supporters of your defeat. And I refuse to be deterred by this terror tactic. If we can pull a pilot off a mountaintop, we can send forces to seize uranium and destroy your underground missile complexes. I am prepared to do all that if I have no choice. But to do it without losing American lives, I must first take down dual-use infrastructure—bridges, power plants, energy grids. That will set your country back decades. So let’s be clear. Cut a deal on uranium, missiles, and proxies. Stop attacking Gulf states and Israel. Open the Strait to international shipping. If you don’t, we will act with overwhelming force to protect our interests. Thank you for your attention to this matter. —DJT”

@0hour1 Reward incoming

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Jihadists demanding ransom whats new?

@CynicalPublius God literally saved from this fate.

RE: The Pilot’s Rescue (an alternate history) It’s April 5th, 2026 (or, as President Kamala Harris declared it, the “Trans Day of Visibility”). On a routine training mission over Kuwait, an American F-15 pilot became disoriented, failed to respond to orders from her flight lead, and flew into Iranian airspace, only to be immediately shot down by China’s latest air defense system, bought by Iran with the money President Harris had been shipping to Iran monthly to assist in the build-up of their nuclear weapons program. The pilot was a 1st Lt. and had just recently graduated from flight school, over the objections of her instructor pilots. Despite her known shortcomings, the training squadron commander had been forced to give her a set of wings and an F-15 seat because otherwise he would have failed to meet his monthly quota for female pilots. On the run, 1st Lt. Jones was doing the best she could to evade Iranian ground forces, but due to changes in SERE training to make it less offensive to a variety of leftwing grievance groups, she really did not know what she was doing. Still, she had not yet been captured. President Harris convened her core inner circle for national defense matters in an emergency meeting: 1. Vice President Elmer Fudd (known for his proficiency in shooting down flying birds). 2. Secretary of State Adam Schiff. 3. National Security Advisor Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. 4. Secretary of Defense Tom Nichols. 5. CIA Director Alexander Vindman. 5. Chairwoman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff ADM Lisa Franchetti. After 30 minutes of deliberation, the President’s team determined it was too risky to mount an attempt to rescue 1st Lt. Jones. The CENTCOM commander was ordered to call Jones on her survival radio and order her to surrender, while Secretary Schiff would negotiate her release. (Israel had offered to help but President Harris would not even take their call.) Following orders, 1st Lt. Jones surrendered and was taken to Tehran for interrogation. Due to the open borders policies of President Harris and her predecessor, President Biden, Iran had a large, functioning arm of its Quds Force on the ground in the USA. Members of that force went to 1st Lt. Jones’ house and took pictures of her children playing in the front yard. Showing these pictures to Jones and threatening to kill her children, 1st Lt. Jones was forced to film a tearful confession of war crimes and a lengthy denunciation of the USA as “The Great Satan.” (CNN played this video virtually on a loop for 7 days while their announcers silently smiled like Hannibal Lecter.) Months of negotiations ensued between Schiff and Iran, and ultimately Schiff was able to obtain Jones' release by agreeing to (i) ship 500 pounds of enriched, weapons grade uranium to Tehran, (ii) send $500bn in cash in small bills to the Iranian mullahs, (iii) withdraw all US forces from the Persian Gulf region, (iv) denounce Israel as a Satanic force and (v) make President Harris wear a hijab during all public appearances regarding the matter. Upon 1LT Jones’ return home, she was met with great fanfare by a hijab-wearing President Harris at the White House, where Jones was awarded a Distinguished Flying Cross, a Purple Heart, promoted to Captain and appointed to carry Harris’ nuclear football. Months later Iran nuked Tel Aviv, Israel nuked Tehran in response and Secretary Schiff agreed to broker peace negotiations. (Unfortunately for the mullahs, the Twelfth Imam did not then arise from a well in Qom. Boy oh boy were they pissed.) Then I woke up and remembered what really happened: SecWar’s team put together a daring plan, President Trump said “EXECUTE” and we did. * * * P.S., coming from a family with military aviators and having spent plenty of time in the back of military aircraft piloted by women, I must say that there are PLENTY of highly competent female pilots whom I would trust with my life. But the fact is that during Democrat regimes plenty of unqualified people of all sorts were advanced into all kinds of jobs they had no business performing, thanks to DEI policies. I mean no offense to the many highly qualified female combat aviators, with whom I would proudly serve.

A man tried to steal a bottle of liquor by sticking it in his waistband & running out the door. When he hit the door, it was with such force he tripped & fell & the bottle shattered causing him to be cut in several places including the genitals. The alcohol seemed to intensify the pain. That was determined by his facial expressions because myself, EMS,or other officer spoke Spanish. He was taken by EMS to the hospital & cited for shoplifting 🫤👮‍♂️🚔