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The twist ending is spectacular. Donald gets an amazing bl0w job. The camera zooms out to reveal Jeff Bezos. #MELANIA #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #amazon

After today's SCOTUS ruling, there's literally no reason for the states to be united. We simply have nothing in common. Go f yourselves, people who think racism is acceptable now. 🖕 That includes 6 justices, R governors and legislators, the feds... You ruined this 🇺🇸

@Alexa56232H @FoxNews @davidspunt Sorry, were you trying to compose a relevant response?

@PhanJokes @FoxNews @davidspunt Well, depends. Dems break the law repeatedly.

🚨 BREAKING: James Comey indicted again, this time over controversial 2025 Instagram post seen as targeting Trump, sources tell @davidspunt

@LauraLoomer Let us know what the odds are on prediction markets. I can't imagine even the most devoted cult members would bet on the DOJ to convict on the basis of a silly tweet.

JUST IN: Former FBI Director James Comey has been INDICTED for a 2nd time.

@HansMahncke You'd have to try this case in Russia to get a conviction. But you know that already, don't you?

Comey’s second indictment is in connection with this photo, which he claims he took in North Carolina. Hopefully that is also the jurisdiction where the case was brought, because if so, it will be a far less favorable setting for him than in D.C.

@EdKrassen Doing the same thing and expecting different results.......

BREAKING: The Trump DOJ has now indicted James Comey for his "8647" Post on Social media. Is this not the most ridiculous thing ever?

@FordJohnathan5 @mikerockiu Winners never quit. Neither do the losers in the administration; they think doing the same thing over and over again will make them winners. What's the definition of insanity again?

@mikerockiu Its a simple question that you can't answer. What law did Comey break on a post that was already investigated. 86 means get rid of. Typically used in restaurants to remove item in a non violent way.

This is an example of how stupid and deranged the people on the left are.

@GuntherEagleman If that tweet is a threat, then so is this: he will die someday. Arrest me, I guess.

🚨 LFG! JAMES COMEY FACING NEW INDICTMENT The former FBI Director is reportedly being indicted again — this time over an Instagram post with “86 47” widely interpreted as a coded call for violence against the 47th President. After years of weaponizing the FBI against Trump and America, Comey may finally be held accountable for inciting political violence. This comes right after another assassination attempt on President Trump, as the DOJ signals zero tolerance for threats against the President. About damn time.

@_EricaKnight Sure, if you want to hitch your wagon to Patel being the one competent Trump administration official, go ahead. Seems unlikely to me.

The Atlantic published a "bombshell" on Director Patel tonight that every real DC reporter chased, couldn't verify, and passed on. Here's reality. Since being sworn in, Director Patel has taken a grand total of 17 days off — half as much time off as Comey and Wray — and he spends twice as much time in the office as either of them ever did. The so-called "intoxication incidents" The Atlantic breathlessly reports have happened exactly ZERO times. Under his tenure: 67,000 arrests nationwide. Violent crime arrests up 112%. Murder rate down 20%. 1,800 criminal gangs dismantled. 2,200+ kilos of fentanyl seized — enough to kill 178 million Americans. 300 human traffickers arrested. 6,200+ missing children recovered. 1,700 online predators arrested — a 490% increase. 8 of the Top Ten Most Wanted captured, double the previous four years combined. 1,000+ agents redeployed from DC bureaucracy back to field offices chasing criminals. The Atlantic's "reporting"? Fabricated stories about "breaching equipment" that was never requested. Intoxication claims with not a single witness willing to put their name on one. A paragraph — I'm not kidding — about the FBI Store not carrying "intimidating enough" merchandise. Every serious DC reporter passed on this. Sarah Fitzpatrick and Jeffrey Goldberg printed it anyway. Lawsuit is being filed.

@RonFilipkowski One piece of evidence (a tweet) and zero witnesses. Your honor, the jury has reached a verdict.

Trump’s mafia DOJ just indicted former FBI Director James Comey for posting a photo on Instagram of seashells on the beach. This is where we are at.

@krassenstein Why would it fail? Aren't people convinced for silly, vague tweets every day? Whatever happens, this case should break the time-to-verdict record; there's literally one piece of evidence and no witnesses.

BREAKING: James Comey indicted again by Trump’s DOJ after the last case was dismissed. HINT: this will be too.

@nytimes If this results in a successful prosecution, I'll eat the NY Times pages that I use to scoop my dog's poop. Just kidding, I haven't subscribed to the New York Times since everyone who cared about real journalism left.

Breaking News: The Justice Department secured a new indictment of James Comey, the former FBI director, over a social media post, after a past indictment effort spurred by President Trump last year ended in failure. nyti.ms/425iAwb

@FoxNews Do you guys really think a vague tweet is going to result in a successful prosecution, or were you told just to keep cheerleading until Trump loses even the most diehard MAGAs?

BREAKING: Former FBI Director James Comey has been indicted again in relation to his "86 47" seashell post on Instagram last year, sources tell Fox's David Spunt. 86, in the restaurant world, means to get rid of or kill something from a menu, while 47 refers to the 47th president of the United States, President Trump. Comey was interviewed by Secret Service and federal investigators last year after the incident, though at the time no charges were filed. This is his second indictment, not even a year after his first indictment that accused him of lying to Congress about leaks to the press.

@nicksortor You losers think never quitting will somehow turn you into winners, don't you?

BREAKING: James Comey has been indicted by a grand jury for his "8647" post from last year, just DAYS after yet ANOTHER assassination attempt on President Trump MUCH deserved This clown was dogwhistling for one of his deranged followers to take out President Trump. LOCK HIM UP

@JustAVerySmith Illogical.

“The needs of the ballroom outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.”

@itsrosesm This is the dumbest post I've ever seen.

We hated Obama like you hate Trump. Except we hated Obama because he hates America. You hate Trump because YOU hate America.

@JoeyMannarino @SternFBSuperfan You're basically calling for the murder of leftists (they're not "valid human beings"), and then claim that they're the murderous ones. Haven't you noticed that the right (other than those still in the MAGA cult) hate him too? They have guns. The left just wants natural causes.

They just tried to kill Trump again. I’m tired of having to act like Leftists are valid human beings. They’re murderous scum who hate our country.

@SenTuberville The president could fix this by not acting like a demon. Even the right hates him now.

A lunatic just tried to take out President Trump AGAIN. The demonization of the President and Republicans needs to end. Praying for our President and our country.

@Notwokenow @AmongTheFray @FLOTUS Why would the left do that? The right hates him even more, and they're the ones who solve all their problems with guns.

The look on the face of @FLOTUS says it all. She must be terrified that the left will never stop trying to end her husband’s life. The father of her only child. This is heartbreaking. And evil.

@RepNancyMace Those prayers would cancel each other out.

Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump and for our country right now.