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@TheMaineWonk They'll never be as funny as

Tim Heidecker’s first Infowars Parody for The Onion is too good. 10/10

Mieszkańcy Los Angeles oddają hołd Polsce z okazji Dnia Flagi Rzeczypospolitej Polskiej. Wspaniały gest, dziękujemy! 🥹

@ewarren He can appoint 200 more

Did you know that Donald Trump could appoint two more Supreme Court Justices?

Accurate?

@trumpvance33 @wil_da_beast630 Alexander, Genghis, Timur, Arab caliphates, Turkish Caliphates, European colonial scrambles, Napoleonic wars, Thirty Years War, Communist wars, WW1 and 2.

@wil_da_beast630 Wait until “How many World Wars were there?” pops up on the test. Eleven-Han Zero-Mar is gonna be in trouble!

Eveeeeerrrryone? Like, all ethnicities and ages? I forsee some issues here.

@Gavin_McInnes When do they masturbate and cry?

I love Louis’ comedy but this take is shiitake mushroom and WTF is going on with those wandering gray neck hairs? It looks like Gandalf’s alcoholic friend just got divorced. Yuck!

@MayorDutch0 Woosta is coming to get her?

65 años, llegó hace 5 meses y ya tiene una pensión a costa de todos los españoles.

@benwehrman First I get rid of all tattoo parlors and strip clubs. Then I move to shut down the abortionists and genitalia mutilators. Everyone captured in the process will be enslaved and forced to work for ICE.

If we were to press a button and instantly rearrange society to match the 4chan eye color hierarchy chart, what do you think would be the result?

@sola_chad You should worry more about how you speak of Mary and less about what the Church does.

The New Testament contains 7,957 verses. None of them tell you to pray to Mary.

@CollinRugg Now we have literal trolls again.

Self-depicted King of Switzerland is steadily growing his own ‘empire’ thanks to a legal loophole. Jonas Lauwiner has acquired more than 110,000 square meters of land for free. According to The Times, Lauwiner has acquired 148 bits of land and 83 sections of road in Switzerland thanks to the loophole. “I am fair. I don’t shut the roads and I do not charge much for them. [I make money] by selling the right to construct near my road and I sell the right of passage if there is a new house,” he said. The 31 year old calls his “conquests” a “military campaign,” that are carried out digitally and “without bloodshed,” according to the outlet. The loophole, under Swiss law, allows anyone to acquire land for free if it is registered as ownerless, by making a claim to the local council. Video: The Times.

@BeSaintly I think it Goodbye was actually God be at ye, and we just told the bastards it was the other.

Goodbye = God be with you Holy smoke = election of a Pope Breakfast = break the fast Holiday = Holy Day People have forgotten who they are, they don’t even know what the words they are saying actually mean.

@real_lord_miles It's mostly snowglobes and action figures.

Do you think there is a gift shop at Auschwitz?

@beinlibertarian I'll take yours if you don't want it.

Everyone is talking about the National Debt But nobody is offering solutions. So here goes… If Social Security were optional, would you opt out?

@EpochRevolution @IAmSteveHarvey That first cigarette after 5-8 weeks without smoking is amazing.

@IAmSteveHarvey Cigarettes

What’s something people pretend to enjoy… but really don’t?

@lancevideos He lived and served there a long time.

What? The first American Pope won’t even root for America in sports worldwide… Why???

@BreeSolstad And don’t forget there is a Chad in Birmingham

He is the original “Chad.” Saint Joseph, terrorize the demons for us!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloward%E… They’re acolytes of the Cloward-Piven school of thought. Make everything and everyone miserable to usher in permanent entropy. Bio-Leninism put to practice.

@RupertLowe10 English in the UK is the best Sex Pistols song

For those asking, all Restore Britain candidates will actually be able to speak English. A revolutionary idea, I know…

@redhere157524 @restoreorderusa Yes Serbs are allowed to have intercourse with animals, thats why they can have mixed marriages with Bosnians. Otherwise this would be a crime.