The Ultimate Pielord

@KathFF has caused me to make a thread for all 30 of my followers, 0 of which will appreciate it, of hockey twitter as Criminal Minds characters. I claim no responsibility for this.

@KevinCole___ @Unexpected_Pts Is there an argument that it's better to have confidence in your overall team before drafting a quarterback so as to maximize your chances on their rookie deal rather than having to waste 1-3 years getting the roster set up?

New post @Unexpected_Pts The Titans look like a mess: They should still look to draft a quarterback There's little evidence that teams should have confidence in offensive surroundings before drafting their potential franchise quarterback unexpectedpoints.com/p/the-titans-l…

@UrinatingTree 11th province? Nah, 4th territory.

It's official. America is the 11th province. We will now be converting to the Metric system.

@cunninghamp220 If Trump is assassinated within the week I will personally fund a humanitarian package of Canadian eggs to help alleviate the shortage.

@yolo_pinyato The longer they keep a bad head coach the longer they can lie to themselves that Embiid can lead them to a championship.

@oilygifs It would appear the Oilers did

who hurt you frank

@thebookof2chad @fe_paint IIRC, no. You can promote him with a Hero Crest, but he will then demote himself back to myrmidon at the story promotion. You can, however, re-promote him with Zephiel's hero crest.

@fe_paint Does this patch have the story promotion removed?

The FE6 reverse recruitment hack is hilarious because in order to balance the fact that Karel is your lord and has all of his growths above 100% they make his bases this

@notafan_jo Missed the extra point, all your sexist kickers stay losing

@Not2BeTrite Could also use some extra juice in the secondary and they'd probably like at least one more good WR on top of the explosive option, and the OL could use some help too.

Dallas needs to add an explosive passing option, a rb that runs under a 4.6 or you might as well not even line up. Full stop. Do not pass go.

@Glokai_ People will deadass do the quotation marks thing with anyone. There's people out here being like "We got Joe Thuney and their talking about 'Jalen Carter' "

Niggas are deadass casuals man Jdub is slowing bron down like crazy, and Luka is gonna be in hell dealing with both Dort and Caruso, not to mention reaves finna be ghost since Cason Wallace is on him oml Thunder sweep 🧹

@Fansville412 @PaulHembo @WerderEdNFL 100%* (PlayerFGA+PlayerFTA*0.44+PlayerTO)/(TeamFGA+(TeamFTA*0.44)+TeamTO). Essentially, what percentage of a team's plays end with that player. A decent but flawed method of estimating a team's offensive dependence on a player.

@PaulHembo @WerderEdNFL Don't understand. What's usage rate?

Highest usage rate in NBA history (min. 200 games): 1. Luka Dončić (35.5)* 2. Joel Embiid (35.5) 3. Michael Jordan (33.3) 4. Trae Young (31.9) 5. Kobe Bryant (31.8) 6. Allen Iverson (31.8) 7. LeBron James (31.5)* What a fascinating experiment.

@notafan_jo It is statistically difficult to explode and lose more miserably than they currently are, unfortunately.

i hope the proud blackness of the half time show scares the white nationalism of the chiefs, and they explode and lose miserably

@notafan_jo We're all fairly aware

@tejfbanalytics When will the AFC's torment be permitted to end?

updated playoff EPA leaderboard, 1999-2024

THE MOST VALUABLE PLAYER 🤩 Josh Allen wins his first MVP award 👏

@pickuphoop I mean Herb Jones is pretty darn good

The "historic haul" the Pelicans got for AD turned into: Herb Jones CJ McCollum Dejounte Murray Bruce Brown Kelly Olynyk 2026 1RP (via IND)

@gabriel_hpc @Timberwolves I respect not typing this, it really shows off the emotion.

@GPM316 Y'all blaming the "coaching logistics coordinator"? That's like pinning a loss on the backup RB.

Notice John Dorsey football guy was replaced with an ivy League graduate like this girl this is why the browns are in ivy League Hill

@dirtbagqueer Making sure his balls are the correct weight

@franman781 @UrinatingTree He didn't really, Moore held basically even. If Sanchez had run through the gap that was schemed up it potentially could've been fine. Unfortunately he ran to the wrong gap because he had no idea how to rush.

@UrinatingTree Sanchez gets so much of the heat for this play, but I don't think Vince Wilfork gets enough credit for being the one to push Brandon Moore into the space, creating the play.

@courtney883 In the MLB it is really, really, really hard to be much worse than 100 losses. PECOTA is assuming some collection of random youngsters at some point provides them 3-4 competent players, probably. It could not happen, but it's not unreasonable.

PECOTA has the 2025 White Sox winning 20 more games than the 2024 team? Seems extremely hard to believe. If this did happen the organization would consider this a victory, which is also unbelievable.