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@ToniGering @NBCNews STFU. this took 5 seconds to find ... youtu.be/bS9zQJ8s14I

@NBCNews A young man with a phone found 90 million in fraud. NBC sits on their thumbs.

NEW: President Trump abruptly delays the signing of a landmark executive order on AI, telling reporters that he had pulled the order at the last minute because it could interfere with American competitiveness on AI. nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news…

@AP Except for bragging rights about being top dog in the Billionaire's Club, Elon could lose billions and billions and it wouldn't hurt his lifestyle one bit. It would be like you or I losing change in a vending machine.

Elon Musk announced plans Wednesday for one of the biggest sales of stock to the public ever for his space company that is currently losing billions of dollars a year. apnews.com/article/spacex…

@_QAS1M_ @ABC It doesn't. It never will. This is America. Lather, rinse, and retweet.

@ABC Heartbreaking—prayers up for Stockton's families. When does this nightmare end? 😔💔

BREAKING: At least four people have been killed and 10 others wounded in a shooting at a gathering in Stockton, California, authorities said. abcnews.link/99MKRR3

@NavySooner1 @SoloFlow786 @Tim_Walz The difference is ... If facts show that Democrats are guilty of sex crimes with underage girls, then prosecute them to the full extent of the law. Democrat voters have no problem with this. But MAGA voters absolutely will not say the same if the facts point to Trump.

@SoloFlow786 @Tim_Walz Without proof; Convenient. You Dems are so desperate for anything to go your way. Nobody believes the media or any of you because you all lie so much. Meanwhile your party has many people with photo evidence of being with the girls. The hypocrisy is palpable. Facts over feelings!

Gosh that’s a lot for an innocent guy.

@Abomination1349 @people Mind you the typical Trump speech where he tries to anecdote alternative facts is along the lines of "A lot of people are saying [insert bullshit here] ..."

Donald Trump 'Really Wanted to Run Against Biden,' Is 'Worried' About Facing Kamala Harris (Exclusive) people.com/donald-trump-w…

@elonmusk When will you finally clean house of unused usernames and free up those handles once again? I have been watching my chosen @ username since it was first created in March 2009 by a profile that has never sent out a tweet. Ever. It is long since dormant.

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@gtconway3d Still thinking I should launch Twitturd.net

was thinking of starting a social media feed called “The Twenty-Eighth Amendment” that everyone would love because they would think it’s their favorite proposed amendment

BREAKING: A federal judge in Pennsylvania has just ruled that the Satan Club, sponsored by the Satanic Temple must be permitted to convene at schools. The judge who made the ruling, Judge John M. Gallagher stated: “When confronted with a challenge to free speech, the government’s first instinct must be to forward expression rather than quash it. Particularly when the content is controversial or inconvenient. Nothing less is consistent with the expressed purpose of American government to secure the core, innate rights of its people.” For those who will now say I support the devil, note that the Satan Club does NOT educate on Satanism or seek to sway club-goers towards its ideology. - Rather, it promotes rationalism and encourages comprehension of the natural world. - The program opposes teaching religious practices in schools. - The Satanic Temple renounces supernatural beliefs and views Satan as a figurative representation of defiance against authority, rather than an otherworldly entity. In other words, the club teaches people to be good people based on morals and rational thought, not supernatural stories and claims. I support the Satan Club 100% Thoughts?

@Angry_Staffer According to some congressional experts, we apparently have "Jewish Space Lasers" that could do the job. Something like that. Or we could have the USSF Covfefe shoot it down. Lots of options.

I’d love for everyone demanding this balloon be shot down to explain—in detail—which weapons system they’d like to use to destroy a target with a limited radar cross section that’s flying at 100,000 feet.

@realTuckFrumper She should go over to an "Alternative Facts" Twitter. Like Twitturd.net

MTG Furiously Lashes Out at Dr. Dre After Twitter Locks Her Account for Stealing His Music, ‘You Glorify Thug Life and Drugs!’ dlvr.it/Sgd321

@bennyjohnson "Your honor, my motive for the carjacking was my ego. That is all. The fact that I stole the car should not matter."

BREAKING: The FBI has now leaked, one week after a pivotal election, to the Washington Post that the Regime’s raid on Mar-a-Lago was basically a political-op: “Agents and prosecutors found no discernible business interest in the Mar-a-Lago documents” washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

Crap. There was an informant?!! This s#*t was supposed to be top secret classified! #damnyou45 #LooseLipsSinkSpaceShips #TrumpIsGuilty #covfefe

@JoJoFromJerz I took it to mean that the White House had "reports" of weapons, including AR-15s "in the trees". Whether that panned out to be true or not doesn't matter. At the time Secret Service and the WH believed there could have been, and TRUMP DID NOT CARE.

HOLY SHIT! They brought AR-15s!!!

@McCollumAdvisor @AOC Your meme contains the requisite misspelling, so ignoring its ridiculous stupidity, I'll allow it.

I will explain this to you slowly: exercising our right to protest is not obstruction of Congress nor an attempt to overturn democracy. If one were a heinous enough person to do that, they’d likely seek a pardon for it too. But only one of us here has done that. And it ain’t me

#BREAKING: President Biden responds to Elon Musk's "super bad feeling about" the US economy and wants to cut 10% of workforce: "Lots of luck on his trip to the moon."

@SuzieQ2412874 @Statmantom1 @OccupyDemocrats Join us. We have cookies. Possibly. SpaceForcePirates.com

@Statmantom1 @OccupyDemocrats Haha—Space FARCE.

BREAKING NEWS: The launch of Trump’s new social network goes from bad to worse as a major British green energy company threatens to sue it for violating its trademark by stealing its logo. RT IF YOU THINK THAT THEY SHOULD SUE TRUMP’S SOCIAL NETWORK!

@bobcesca_go @OccupyDemocrats This. twitturd.net

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We regret that the much anticipated Pirates Squadron 10 action figures failed quality control inspections & will not be ready for the holiday season (supply chain and minor packaging/labeling errors). SpaceForcePirates.com