Prof. Rolan Thunder

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Prof. Rolan Thunder

Prof. Rolan Thunder

@PrRolanThunder

seated satirist, events promoter, entrepreneur, & Uncle.

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Nick Sortor
Nick Sortor@nicksortor·
🇺🇸 BREAKING — IT'S OFFICIAL: The United States of America has broken the WORLD RECORD for the largest fireworks show in HISTORY "BEST FIREWORKS SHOW, EVER! President DJT" 47 and Melania were spotted watching the ENTIRE THING with patriots on the National Mall all the way up to the end 850,000 SHELLS. Last year's DC 4th of July show was a mere 20,000 GOD BLESS THIS AMAZING COUNTRY! 🇺🇸
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@ClayTravis Clay - do us a favor and don’t involve yourself in adult conversations. It’s weird to not use common sense.
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@jeffcharlesjr Sounds like you don’t know what you’re talking about as per usual. Governments can’t intervene if a player is suspended. FIFA suspended a country for doing that. Jeff, bootlicking a 34 count felon is not cute. Get off your knees.
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Jeff Charles, Asker of Questions🏴
I just want to get something straight. Are leftists really melting down because Trump intervened to stop the suspension of a black US Men's Soccer player? They're out here saying this black man should be suspended for doing something other soccer players have done without getting suspended. Sounds racist to me.
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@girl_doe32268 @MandyMarie37956 @nicksortor Let me get this straight, after 250 years you and your family still haven’t figured out that you’re not originally from this land? Which makes you either incompetent or European American? Intelligently speaking, I’d identify with Euro-American real quick.
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MAGAGRL
MAGAGRL@girl_doe32268·
@MandyMarie37956 @nicksortor So let me get this straight, you're not okay with us celebrating 4th of July like this, but you're okay with Biden using our taxpayer dollars to fund terrorists and illegals. That's okay. Right? And let's not forget how massive our debt was the 4 years he was in office. SMFH🤔
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Alex 🥷
Alex 🥷@Shilllin·
I am officially nominating Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) for Sobriety of the Year. No man in history has announced he’s sober this many times. By his own count, he’s been clean at least 38 different times. A truly unprecedented achievement. And he’s nowhere near done announcing it. It’s a record worthy of recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Hunter Biden
Hunter Biden@HunterBiden·
I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize. No President in History has ended the same war so many times. Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count. No President has ever done this before. And he is nowhere near finished ending it. It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller@StephenM·
It is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it is anything other than divine providence that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States on the year of America 250, July 4th, 2026.
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@DaVinci132134 @__0HOUR1_ It’s got to be weird that you don’t understand MAGA Christianity is just Islam with Beer. That tells us your mental growth is not complete.
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Illuminati112358
Illuminati112358@DaVinci132134·
@__0HOUR1_ New York City 2001: 9/11 NEVER FORGET 2026: We Forgot The subway cars covered in the flag of a repressive islamist nation, that were currently in conflict with, on 4th of July weekend was a nice touch.
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0HOUR1
0HOUR1@__0HOUR1_·
Mamdani Don’t you send any jets Trump Trump Sending a whole fleet 😂😂😂🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
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@Cjpearson Being a conservative must suck because you genuinely pretend the president isn’t a felon and doesn’t have dementia.
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CJ Pearson
CJ Pearson@Cjpearson·
Being a liberal in DC today must suck because you have to genuinly pretend that this isn't the coolest thing ever. 🇺🇸
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My moms caregiver
My moms caregiver@mymomcare·
@StephenM All who believe in birthright citizenship and screwing Americans, raise your hand.
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Stephen Miller
Stephen Miller@StephenM·
If you believe a child born to a foreign mother flying over US airspace is an automatic American then you do not believe in citizenship.
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@StephenM Tell us you don’t have an idea what the founding fathers said without telling us. Add the constitution in there for good measure.
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@Notwokenow Move to North Korea if that’s your idea of freedom. If you would’ve focused on an education, we definitely wouldn’t be having this conversation.
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Kentucky Girl
Kentucky Girl@Notwokenow·
I want ICE at the hospitals. I want ICE at the grocery store. I want ICE at the laundromat. I want ICE at schools. I definitely want ICE at polling places. I want ICE at every communist political rally. I want ICE at every soccer field. I want ICE at the grocery store. I want ICE at the public library. I want ICE at every DMV in this country. Everywhere.
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@C_3C_3 10 generations…hahahaha? You do realize that makes your family the original illegals? Pipe down with your ignorance.
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C3
C3@C_3C_3·
A child born in America to a family that has been in America for 10 generations has the same citizenship as a child born in America to a family that snuck over the border 10 minutes ago. Insane.
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Nia🇺🇸
Nia🇺🇸@HazelLiaqa4848·
Donald Trump claims himself the MOST DISRESPECTED president ever in the history! What's your take on this? Do he deserves the Respect?
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Prof. Rolan Thunder
Prof. Rolan Thunder@PrRolanThunder·
@paisnano @DefiantLs What you said, we simply consider foolishness. Republicans of the last 40/50 years have done nothing but repeat “the reich.” Time to do some serious self reflection about what party you’re on. Especially when The Right has got members flying Nazi & confederate flags.
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American Citizen
American Citizen@paisnano·
@DefiantLs Todays democratic party considers someone with the exact political beliefs that JFK had to be a right wing Nazi homophobic Christian Nationalist deserving of cancelation.
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Defiant L’s
Defiant L’s@DefiantLs·
Press Sec. Leavitt says Americans are worried about how far left the Democrat party is moving and issues a warning: "This is not your granddaddy's Democrat Party. These are communists."
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