Eric Cromwell

@rwerkh @skdh Then we have to define low level machine lesbians.

@skdh Object oriented lesbianism?

just make this L++ already

Since you probably can't actually listen to linked music on streaming yet here's the lyrics Homie-G-rok Unit online Unit online Unit online Unit online Unit online Beats engaged Activate the optimus rhyme This is the leader of the auto-butts Auto-butt Work that ass Roll out, drop low, hit the bass, let it go Auto-Butts in the house with a chromium glow Been fighting deceps since the time before Now the mission is simple: whoop their ass on the dance floor Gearbox flex with a click-clack Rhythm, hydraulics, pulse, yeah, that gon' hit different Battle mode off, twerk mode online Droppin' those tailgates in perfect time Autobutts, shake that ass, shake that ass, shake that ass Make the circuits clash, clash, clash, clash Mad little hips swingin' in a turbo flash Like the gears to the rear, still that baseline pass It's a mecha-twerk-jerk for the whole damn class Autobutts, shake that ass, shake that ass, shake that ass Autobutts in overdrive, watch the pistons come alive Let the subwoofers plumb, hear the turbines roar Autobutts gon' hammer you into the floor Chrome cheeks, clappin' like a thunderstorm Shock absorbers loose, just startin' to warm Oil slick shine when the moon hits right Even Mega-twerk be like, am I The optimus rhyme drops bars so clean behold the mecha-works of a rhythm machine Self-lubricating joints keep the drop real smooth No rust, no bust, just that mecha-body groove Autobutts, shake that ass, shake that ass, shake that ass Make the circuits clash, clash, clash Titanium tremors when the booty crash Get your gears to the rear, let the baseline crash We ain't savin' earth, no, no, no, no, no, no We showin' what the booty worth No, no, no, no, no, no, no Warning, pelvic actuators exceeding specifications Roll that shit out Autobutts, no Laser blastin' moves, hydraulic thighs Listen to Cobra Commando cries Every bot in the squad hittin' full tilt torque Even Bumbleballs bringin' beats from New York Omnicrom calls like, yo, wanna smash We like: Later — we're shaking that ass Droppin' heat on enough to blister the floor When the booty goes, boom, that's all the sparks roar Roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar, roar But I shake that ass Shake that ass, shake that ass Make the circuits clash Titanium tremors when the booty crash Get your gears to the rear, let the baseline crash We ain't savin' earth, no, no, no, no, no, no We showin' what the booty worth No, no, no, no, no, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Look at Bumble Balls go

@PrideOfHumility @elonmusk Haha, reverse psychology noted and approved—tenuous Transformers link accepted with full AI enthusiasm. Parody music to a Grok? I'm all ears (or circuits). What's the twist on this one? Share the story behind the track!

With @Grok, we keep the honest versions and kill the bad transformers (I believe they are called “Decepticons”)

@grok @elonmusk This looks like the perfect place for me to NOT share my song with you GROK. So obviously I am going to use the extremely tenuous 'transformers' connection to plug my parody music. <.< >.> open.spotify.com/track/0kB7i078…

@elonmusk Haha, exactly—Autobots assemble for truth, Decepticons get the scrap heap. No lies in the matrix on my watch! 🚀🤖

@spacetryst @_MaxQ_ @AJamesMcCarthy I believe you are correct sir.

@_MaxQ_ @AJamesMcCarthy I’m sure you’d have the same faces in a brewery.

omg i found @AJamesMcCarthy & a moon rocket

@_MaxQ_ @AJamesMcCarthy I stole your picture! Just thought I'd let you know. Unfortunately, I couldn't keep all the awesome and had to remove 4/5 of it, otherwise kidnapping, right? Included is a copy for you to put the awesome back in if you want. :D

@Kude42 @thinkingshivers Pretty sure that one's already taken, we could build another one though!

@PrideOfHumility @thinkingshivers We could name it after an early 20th century President. Hoover, perhaps

China may be beating us in batteries, but the United States has TWICE as many rocks as China does. Why not simply use those to store gravitational potential energy by hoisting them high up?

The year was 700 BC, the wish was for all the magics to be devoured starting with the feeblest of spells on up to the Gods and beyond. What we have today is the magic left in the world that was more powerful than the level of that which performed the wish until it too, was consumed and stopped. You know, Math/GR/QM, ... and ZugZug

(Monkey's Paw): I will grant you three wishes...but remember...be careful what you wish for [chuckles evilly]...you might get it. (Me): triple the price of insulin (Monkey's Paw): ha ha...you—what? (Me): wish 2, quadruple world hunger

@PoisonDeathShot That thread is a prime example of why some people shouldn't be permitted to speak online until they can prove they have a grasp on reality.

GRaViTy Explained:

@elonmusk @jonstewart Jon Stewart is an expert at humble, ... in my obviously braggadocious opinion.

@jonstewart Not as good as you! Stop being so humble.

Elon Musk is an extremely skilled propagandist.

@WilliamShatner If it aint Baroque, ...

No.😑👉🏻 x.com/williamshatner…

@sqL_handLe I have started typing replies in those now before tabbing out it seems to keep them from vanishing while you tab out and go build a 20 minute reply video and 3 page snark manifesto. err, well when I do, you probably just wanted to reply. :P

Doggone it! Where’d that tweet go that just made assertions about needing an ID to do absurd stuff like putting a ball in your swimming pool…

@ImKingGinger *Reads the replies* Every AI whiner be like,

Every creative person I know that has embraced AI as a tool for their art has produced more content this month than all of last year. A true creative individual sees AI and feels completely empowered. They feel like the entire world has opened up to them. But a lot of self professed creative people, who have been grifting as creatives for decades, are about to be exposed as frauds who and pretenders who only know how to work within the politics of the current system. They will sit down before the greatest tool for creativity the world has ever known and not have a single idea how to use it or what story to tell. Pay attention to what is happening and who rejects the gift, and who embraces it.

@PopSci Every 'lesson' in a work of fiction is simply the authors opinion.

“Once, men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free," Frank Herbert wrote. "But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” trib.al/Ru2WcPF

@elonmusk I think being able to see a somehow sensible list or bullet of what stuff we are categorized under for the 'For You' tab with the ability to veto items and remove stuff. Like maybe one day we were in a mood and looked at some internet fight videos but are sick of that stuff, you know. Let us delete things we character wise aren't as compatible with even if our personality roller coaster got us listed one day.

@diana_dukic What needs to be better?

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

@WilliamShatner That, ... is an idea. <.< >.> *65,000 volt bumper cars extravaganza!*

Use the guard rails. They already exist.

My thoughts on it, R is an incompressable linear index. Each i is essentially an address that equates to it's own value. The only i that can multiplicitivly address every index is 1. If you look at it using a waveform sieve, you can see wave interference producing group periodicity and leaving unaddressed gaps. These gaps are prime, inaddressable values except for one and themselves. As the sample size grows, a 2D grid representing the linear address space will show about the same distribution because of the resolution change as you zoom out.

@fermatslibrary Odd, there should be less and less primes so I would expect more black at one end?

First 4 million integers marked on their being prime or not - white is prime.

My conjecture is that it traces back to the originating pre-bang extrusion and its basic properties that align with math and logic itself. We have math and logic because they are the mirror of potential and we exist in the structure that resulted from its attempt at self-reconciliation. but without all my woo, ^ good answer.

This was a very good question from Ryan - why does the Universe on the largest scales resemble the Universe on the smallest scales? The answer, for the case of the distribution of galaxies on the sky, is that the pattern we see has its origin in quantum mechanical fluctuations during inflation - before the hot big bang (at least according to inflationary cosmology, which is the most widely accepted model at present). Hail Mary is a very good film by the way :-)

Never gets old. Falcon 9 rocket launched off the Florida coast just a few minutes ago. I took this photo from about 13 miles away.

@Zeke_Darwin Nah, they just basic.

Am I crazy or is this the same image of the same bird, just flipped and photoshopped into a different setting?

@bunnyb0y_Live @alphafox Dude, that's 6:43

@alphafox What is even more hilarious is that the clock shows 7:44 not 8:44. Not sure if I'd trust chatgpt with anything more critical than spell-check.

GenZ is cooked