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@GeorgeUK @Pompey Crest. Lol

Can @Pompey confirm whether this lad plays for our clubs academy? We need to know asap whether that’s accurate and if so what the club will be doing to ensure removal from wearing our crest. If inaccurate please let us know to avoid rumours that such a lad is connected to the club

@TheSun Useless bitch needs her throat cutting

Mum whines 'it's not fair' after letting boyfriend beat son to death

@coldcallsniper @bhorner19

I’m not gonna lie I don’t think I ever seen anyone quintuple down before besides me

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@CNviolations 5 year old died in car seat.

Heroes, all of them.

❤️ This ref is called Harry. He was reffing this game when the U7 keeper lost a bit of confidence after conceding and didn't want to carry on playing. Harry went and spoke to the keeper not once, but twice, sat down talked with him and gave him the encouragement needed to get back up and enjoy his football again. Moments like this, whenever they happen, just remind you you’re doing something right as a parent. That’s what grassroots is all about. Proper class, son #GrassrootsFootball #RespectTheRef #NoRefNoGame #FootballFamily

@BigBearKentlaar Not my experience. They're horrible cunts

Leaving Wembley today I was literally one of two Arsenal fans in a sea of Manchester City blue (I blame Wembley and their shit bag policy that changes each year as I had to use a bag locker). Not a single one of them had anything to say remotely rude, aggressive or just being a wanker. Social media fans do not show the true case of so many fanbases, all City fans I met today were sound.

@OliverKay He produced no output. Ran to the corner on 79 mins. Pointless.

Absolutely loved Rayan Cherki's performance today. I'm sure people will get weirdly uppity about the ball-juggling thing, but I love watching him nytimes.com/athletic/live-…

@Rothmus @bhorner19

OMFG!!!!!!

This is 10x more impressive than Babe Ruth calling his shot in a baseball game

Fuck sake

@DailyAFC He sounds thick as shit. That was honestly hard to listen to. Its like hes just cone out of a coma

Kyle Walker on the Premier League title race between Arsenal & Manchester City. 🏆👀 🗣️ “Arsenal have put themselves in a very, very good position. Manchester City were harder to play against, they know what they are doing, and it’s engrained in them.” ❌

@slbsn @AnalyticsForest Cos Forest are shit

🚨In the Forest PSR case, the Premier League submitted: "that the 50% discount suggested by Forest is too high: it gives too much credit for admission and cooperation and would be both disproportionate to the conduct being rewarded" Yet in Chelsea agreed co-operation as mitigation for NO sporting sanction.

@brexodus1671 @TheSun

Paedo London’s Burning star John Alford was found dead in his cell bed by jail staff

@chopper248 @merseyrail Unlucky

Hey @merseyrail can you tell me why if I made a single journey between New Brighton and Lime Street on Tuesday lunchtime tapping in and out it’s cost me £21.10 instead of £5?

@Saint_mark7 @TheSun Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes

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@LukeEdwardsTele Newcastle shit u cunt

The first time I saw this video I thought the smart phones ruined it because we didn’t have them. And then I read this and I get it now. We got old but this was once every weekend, every Bank Holiday, every summer vacation, every festival from Glastonbury to Creamfields, to Homelands to Exit. And it was absolutely brilliant. I went all over the world. I met my wife on a dance floor at Shindig (it was actually a Friday at Promise but I went to Shindig the following night.. anyway details). What a time to be alive. And yeah the memories are everything

Anyone who's ever been will know there's a Taco Bell next door to the entrance which kind of kills the vibe. Barcelona horribly overrated. Madrid hugely cleaner & nicer.

@LukeAmos__ @KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis Ill ping you in May. Hopefully you're under the 100k mark by then 😉

@ProPunterWorld @KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis 2nd again? 🏆

Hi @MartinSLewis, thank you. I really appreciate that, and honestly, don’t worry. I do love a feisty debate! It helps people understand what the real issues are. You and I agree on the principle: student loans have become a scam. It took me eight years to pay mine off. I made my last payment in 2011, and I remember how happy I was, and my debt was only £14,000. I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a young person with £40,000 debt today. Whatever the Coalition government brought in back in 2012, it’s clearly not working for the world of 2026. So I’d genuinely love to come on your show and debate my plan vs yours. I’m putting student loans on the political agenda because we’ve got to do more for young people. It’s just one part of our New Deal For Young People. As the opposition, Conservatives may not be able to change the law right now, certainly not without cross-party support, but we can set the agenda especially while the government seems distracted by all sorts of other things. In the meantime, I’ll keep doing my job: setting out practical solutions and showing how we can make life in this country better, especially for young people. Looking forward to seeing you soon.

@LukeAmos__ @KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis Spurs are shit

@ProPunterWorld @KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis Incredible