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@piersmorgan @_DeclanRice I saw a river earlier. Now I know it’s Pier’s tears 😂

Ridiculous… @_DeclanRice should have won this. Absolute travesty that someone whose team never once competed for the Title wins over a guy whose brilliance all season led us to the Title.

@UTD_Louie Didn’t Japan cook them when they both were on the field?

The pivot behind Bruno. If we get Anderson, who is an all-action midfielder, and have Mainoo who doesn’t exactly sit in front of the defence, isn’t there a high chance that 3 in midfield would get exposed defensively? Someone show me I have no idea what I’m talking about

@TrollFootball At this point - the rest of the league should just boycott the last two games. F ing rigged.

OKAY ✅ NOT OKAY ⛔️

@talkSPORT This league is rigged. Arsenal has been scoring these kind of goals all season - but when west ham did it, it was a foul. Rigged as f.

Arsenal increase the gap with Man City back to FIVE points, after a dramatic 1-0 win vs West Ham! 👀 Are the Gunners going to win the Premier League now? 🏆

@paulswaney3 What t f is wrong with you dude?

Young people massively underestimate how their public social media can kill high-paying job offers I have personally seen 5 offer letters pulled in NY over social media content. All were 300k plus total comp roles. Real cases If you are aiming for 85k forever, you are probably fine If you want bigger things, read this

@IRLobbyist @sentdefender @UN @UNPeacekeeping Bro wants to blame the UN no matter what 😂

@sentdefender I don't understand why @UN and @UNPeacekeeping let this happen. All permanent members have enough resources to maintain international peace and security. The UN was a great effort, but like its predecessor, it's failing its core mission.

The Flag of Mali is lowered and the Flag of the Azawad Liberation Front (FLA) is raised at a military base within the Eastern Malian town of Kidal.

@WelBeast Show me a trophy you had in those years 😂

The guys making fun of 2nd place.

@jacobincambodia These gangs’ main operators are in Thailand and are in bed with Thai immigration and police.

Chinese Student Lured to Bangkok for Songkran, Sold to a Myanmar Compound Within 48 Hours A 19-year-old first-year university student from Guangdong flew from Guangzhou to Bangkok on April 10 for Songkran. Round trip, return booked April 15. She'd been invited by a woman she met online, who had been to Thailand in January. The friend never showed at the airport. A stranger took her instead. Two days later she was across the Myanmar border in the Three Pagodas area opposite Kanchanaburi, sold into a scam compound. Captors told the family they'd bought her for 29,000 USDT and wanted 30,000 to let her go. They threatened gang rape if the family didn't pay. On April 13 the father transferred 30,000 USDT, around 210,000 yuan or $30,000. Then the stalling. April 16, captors said roads were closed. April 18, the pickup car was nearly at the compound when they said they had to "process her resignation," wait until the 20th. April 22, another 7 to 10 days. That evening they said she'd be released. When the father told them he was coming to pick her up the next day, they stopped replying. She's still in the compound. Family stays in contact through WeChat, sometimes her, sometimes the boss. Police opened a case April 14. The Chinese embassy in Myanmar has been notified.

@HKFinalThird 😂 Zubimendi 85m

🚨 Arsenal Summer Transfer Master Plan Out: 1. Calafiori - £50m 2. Mosquera - £35m 3. Nwaneri - £40m 4. Miles Lewis Skelly - £70m 5. Odegaard - £70m 6. Jesus - £30m 7. Martinelli - £50m 8. Zubimendi - £85m Total: £425m Ins: 1. Kvaratskhelia: £80m 2. Rogers - £70m 3. Lewis Hall - £50m 4. Ellio Anderson - £75m 5. Goretzka - Free 6. Lukeba - £40m Total: £315m Net: -£110m

@ThaEuropeanLad 😂 why not both??

Be honest with me please. What would be more satisfying for you as a hatewatchers. Seeing Spurs get relegated or seeing Arsenal bottle all four competitions and go trophyless again?

@indykaila @ManUtd @AVFCOfficial 90 freaking millions!!!!!

Exclusive 💣 We understand Manchester United have contacted Aston Villa to start negotiations for Morgan Rogers We understand the player is very open to the move to Old Trafford, provided they have UCL football next season. We understand Aston Villa want £90m for his services.

@EndWokeness Unless you are a Native American, you are an offspring of this “insantity”

Every single year, 200k people in the US are born to noncitizens and become automatic citizens SCOTUS must end this insanity

@Byron_Wan How can 16 year old be a migrant worker ? And how do you know 16 year old migrant worker is mentally snapped?

A 16-year-old girl knocked on the door of an apartment on the 11th floor of one of the blocks in Shijia Mingzuo (世嘉铭座), a residential estate in Gongshu District (拱墅区), Hangzhou, just past midnight of Mar 26. She didn’t know the person living there — a young woman, who opened the door even though the visitor was a stranger, probably thinking a teenage girl would be harmless and never expecting she would soon regret her decision. As soon as the door opened, the girl outside whipped out a knife and immediately attacked her with a flurry of stabs and slashes. She cried for help; neighbors quickly came over and called the police. The attacker, the 16-year-old girl, ran over to a window and climbed through it. She then jumped off, crashed into the ground below and died. The young woman who lived in the apartment was seriously injured and sustained multiple stab/slash wounds including one on the brow ridge. The 16-year-old was reportedly a migrant worker in the city. Word has it that she’s stressed out and had snapped mentally. 🔪

@WelBeast Like RVP did 😂

Rodri doesn’t rate Manchester City. He said thank you for the memories but if a bigger club comes calling, I’m out 😭😭

@speedlinexx So basically the same news. Which is no news.

🚨 Big developments could be on the horizon for Manchester City… Fresh reports suggest that if the club were to be expelled from the Premier League, there’s no guarantee they’d land in the English Football League structure at all. In a worst-case scenario, City could be forced to restart much lower down the football pyramid , potentially as far as non-league. 😳 There’s also growing speculation around Pep Guardiola and his future. If serious sanctions are confirmed, questions will naturally be asked about whether he stays or walks away from the project. Meanwhile, after recent action taken against Chelsea FC by The Football Association, attention is turning firmly toward when a final decision on City’s case will arrive. For now, it remains a waiting game — but the potential consequences being discussed are massive, and could reshape English football as we know it.

@ChrisMartin1961 @bienhaseyo lol this chest beating..

@bienhaseyo I made 14,500 in 1984; my home cost 33,500 and was 980 square feet. I raised three kids, and it’s bullshit to think I EVER had it easy. I worked two, sometimes three jobs, 60-66 hours a week. I delivered newspapers to post offices at 3am, and got up and went to work by 8.

I’m seeing, yet again, this surge of hatred for the Boomer generation. I’m a late season Boomer, born in 1961; I’ve worked for nearly 50 years, have been in the same profession for 37 years, I’ve routinely worked 45-60 hours a week. I don’t get why we are so vilified.

@rshelton @contextpinit Ah - this thing won’t wake you up 5 times a night. Nothing real life about it.

I don’t think this is such a bad idea. A couple could use one of these dolls & get some real life experience in caring for a newborn. Of course they’d be able to sleep which isn’t exactly realistic. It’s too bad they’re SO expensive cause they’d be mostly out of reach of the average young couple ready to start a family. Perhaps they’ll have rentals? (seriously)

Replacing it with a new one

@Han_Akamatsu It’s TACO time.

$SPY Up +3% what happened? 😵

@Ankaman616 Complacency was the problem too.

Newcastle 2-1 Manchester United The first defeat of Michael Carrick's interim spell. #MUFC were out ran and out fought. The creaking left side were too much to cover up tonight. Real problems in ball progression and too many subpar performances.

@ArsenalN10 Of course it is allowed. You do that every weekend 😂

Is this even allowed?