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Deuteronomy 28

@john322226 2008.

What year did you buy your first car ?

@DanielRegha Daniel nice job you’re doing..

Anambra, Imo, and Abia can have seaports if the govt truly wants to make it happen; You don't need a natural coastline to have a seaport. Govt is reluctant to have this project in the South-East raising issues of neglect. There is no reason why the South-west should have two, and the South-South having three. Each region should have one at least, simple.

Before you own a car, You be like once I get car.. Every Sunday I go Dey bafUp enter Church! Now.. when you get car, U no gree go church…

@olastv01 Make I shaa be the first to enter..

The best thing about a woman’s vagina is you can sl££p with two different guys on the same day and neither of them would know you just fvck£d someone else 😂

I beg for grace every day, because that’s what we’re all living our lives on. 🙏

@TheYorubaTimes @SameAsake Gumi boys are working..

TRAGEDY 🇳🇬💔: Hon. Abba Anas Adamu was kidnapped around May 11–12, 2026, along the Kaduna–Abuja highway while travelling to Abuja. He was a member of the House of Assembly. He was killed in captivity even after his family paid a ransom of ₦75 million.

@cubana_WL @Uwakweemmanuel_ So that u go become part of him family incase trouble come, him go call U..

@Uwakweemmanuel_ No try am o

If you come from a family where 4 people can’t contribute 2m naira in 24hrs, please stay out of trouble!! This one no be meme.

@DanielRegha If Obi experience Nigeria problems, he might run and leave the country to Ghana.

Peter that hasn't united Anambra State people as one, is aiming to bring Nigeria together and in one term mind you. Some want presidency, others want separation. "We are not a united nation; my primary goal is to bring Nigeria together", -coming from someone who can't even unify a polital party, with LP and ADC being the last ones he ran away from at the slightest inconvenience. OK.

@Soundboydnd1 @Bookeybukwu @instablog9ja @officialABAT @davido @dammiedammie35 This guys aren’t Fulani!

@iamremote_ @peingato Imagine say na Pastor Oyedepo, people for believe say na him run the miracle.. But God did!

God did it 🙏🏾❤️🥹😭 This was pre-season 9th of June 2025 ,,, I don’t even know how to feel right now

@ChurchillNwagwu @abiodunjb @Theoladeledada You wey be say ur first born fit go be Afin.. Dem no Dey yab Afin oo!

@abiodunjb @Theoladeledada Afin still get mouth call people idiot! Ordinary Afin

Ned Nwoko is gone Omo Agege is gone Nicholas Mutu is gone Julius Ihonvbere is gone Esosa Iyawe is gone Tijani Kayode is gone Isiaka Ibrahim is gone Adesola Elegbeji is gone Tunji Akinosi is gone Abiodun Akinlade is gone Femi Ogunbanwo is gone Miriam Onuoha is gone Harrison Nwadike is gone Matthew Nwogu is gone Emeka Chinedu is gone On your mandate we shall stand, on your mandate, on your mandate Bola, on your mandate Tinubu, on you mandate we shall standdddddddddddd

@Otunbakush1 God forgive me… Na God house she go when they thief her car.. God suppose protect her naa! Abi she for no go church.

A corolla…. Really sorry but the car is gone, u can’t find it again, it would be stripped to the very last part.

@Feeztm Pounded yam!

Poundo yam is the greatest swallow of all time.

@Wizarab10 E be like say U be Okoko man oo! Why start the second list with Igbo Elerin.. 😂

The names of street in big places in Lagos give themselves away. You just know you’re in a good place. Gerrard Road Osborne Foreshore Olu Holloway Rumens Road Macgregor Road Cameron Road Alfred Rewane Lugard Road Thompson Avenue Reeve Road Victoria Island Victoria Garden City Chevron Bourdillon Road Queens Drive Kingsway Road Temple Road Bishop Aboyade Cole Street Admiralty Way Alexander Road Enter the other side of Lagos and you see Igbo Elerin Amukoko Ojuelegba Okomomaiko Iyana isash Oshodi Ayobo Mazamaza Mushin Ajegunle Ajangbadi Ikorodu Obanikoro Onipanu Fokesobo Mosquito village Apongbon Iyana Mortuary Dust bin bus-stop Pure water bus stop

Heartwarming Moment a baby boy saw his Mom clearly for the first time

God abeg no forget all the times I helped people. I need that good karma right now.

@lovyPrimzy1 @DrDanny2030 I only enjoy Abj for the first 2 days.. By the third day, I want to leave there..

@DrDanny2030 It’s a lonely city without car, friends and family

There's a reason why I prefer this Abuja to Lagos. See how everywhere is just quiet.

Just because you’re good to someone doesn’t mean they’ll be good to you. Not everyone understands gratitude and reciprocity.

@tizzycute01 @kellyagmmm Never Say Never!

@kellyagmmm She's for the streets.... That can't be the mother of my kids let alone my wife. Good for casual, bad for long-term.

She’s a ten but she smokes weed . What’s her new rating? 🤔

@AdeyemiSijuwade Na Ecko… Him Dey ranju so that he no go drop! 😂

Whenever he is in the cycle where he is suppose to throw cash, his face will be hard, but let him be among spenders 42 of his teeth will be wide open till day break