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@Timberwolves215 @JLeeTxn @PSUinGA @JoshEakle @touchofgray7783 To be fair to JLee, he only ate the crayons he couldn’t fit up his nose.

@JLeeTxn @PSUinGA @JoshEakle @touchofgray7783 You probably weren’t smart enough. You were probably in the back of the room eating crayons. Glad to see your dumb ass getting roasted in these comments.

A 10-year-old wrote MAGA Congresswoman Virginia Foxx for a school project. He chose to write about an electric vehicle tax credit. Something he thought was good for the environment. Virginia responded by attacking him and his teacher for being propagandized. Her words: “your teacher will not be able to give you a good education as they are too interested in indoctrinating you... How sad.” An 80-year-old woman. Attacking a 10-year-old. For doing his homework. These people have power over your life.

@CoreyHouse1987 @marcconnell1 @GuntherEagleman They will treat you like Haiti. They will take your resources and give you nothing in return. You will have no rights and no vote and no way to turn it back. You’re like a 6 year old threatening to run away from home because you don’t get all the cookies you want.

@marcconnell1 @GuntherEagleman We can send it south, obviously. We've always had a great relationship with USA. Only province with minimal tariffs. We produce nearly everything we need. We have integrated military bases with US here already. We'll be fine 🙂

🚨 Patriots in Alberta have officially submitted ENOUGH signatures to trigger a historic vote on breaking free from and seceding from Canada.

@Stapes @lolnhgg Also need a Don Blanquito update

@lolnhgg It would take about 35 episodes to catch up, and that's not a terrible idea of where to start, actually.

I’m currently in Florida attempting to do that very thing. 🧐

@Stapes @RealNormanAChad @PokerStars We need a 2 Jacks/Pokerroad resurrection for these times.

@RealNormanAChad @PokerStars She didn’t buy as many drinks for the crew as I did.

Re: @Stapes leaving @PokerStars commentary booth. They didn’t make this big of a deal when Diana Ross left the Supremes. 🤣😂😅

@GatesOfSplendor @The_Elite_Lib They got rich from stolen gold during WWII.

@The_Elite_Lib Despite having almost no natural resources, both Switzerland and Singapore became among the wealthiest nations on earth through stable institutions, low corruption, strong property rights, finance, trade, engineering, and highly skilled populations. Far wealthier than Canada.

Hi everybody. I’m back today to roast some separatist delusions with some facts again… but with PICTURES this time (because reading + basic facts is apparently too hard 😂) 🇨🇦

@_pilot_pirx @kevin_inalberta A traitor hunt with no bag limit is going to be sweet.

@kevin_inalberta Alberta’s economy would suffer. A massive investment in new bureaucracy, such as military, border security, passports, and a new central bank would be required. You’d be landlocked and have to negotiate trade deals. Companies would relocate. You guys are so dumb.

Just spoke to a work colleague. She is a lifelong Albertan, she is 44 years old, and has never voted in her life "because her vote doesn't matter." She said she will vote for the first time on October 19, for Alberta independence.

@HunterT62619040 @RepJackKimble @atrupar Why? When they’ve built all these concentration camps we can stick them in

@RepJackKimble @atrupar Whoa, Jack. That’s a much bigger undertaking. Trump got 77 million votes. Assuming that half were just stupid and half were racist assholes, that would equal 38.5 million removals. Easier and cheaper option would be to shut down Fox and wait a few years.

FOX NEWS: How many deportations do we need to set this country's population back to where it's actually a country of legal citizens? TOM HOMAN: Millions. I think there are well over 20 million illegal aliens in the country. We're gonna do everything we can to arrest as many people as we can.

@pastormarkburns Look, it’s a 20 foot golden pedophile!

Today at Trump National Doral Miami, we witnessed an unforgettable moment with the dedication of the 22-foot statue honoring President Donald J. Trump. Let me be clear: this is not a golden calf. We worship the Lord Jesus Christ and Him alone. This statue is a celebration of life. It is a symbol of resilience, freedom, patriotism, strength, and the will power to keep fighting for the future of America. It also stands as a reminder of the hand of God and His protection over President Trump’s life. Time and time again, when his life was threatened, God’s mercy prevailed. Today was not just a ribbon cutting. It was the public display of a powerful movement that has spread across America and around the world. I was deeply honored to serve as President Trump’s main point of contact throughout this process, and I do not take that assignment lightly. I want to personally thank Ash, Dustin Stockton, Brock Pierce, Hershey Friedman, Yaakov Filitchkin, Sam, Jack, and the 6,000+ Patriots who donated, believed, sacrificed, and made this historic moment possible. Thank you to the entire Trump Doral team for your incredible hospitality and excellence. And thank you, President Donald J. Trump, for calling me today and speaking to the crowd. We are forever grateful. God bless President Trump. God bless every Patriot. And God bless the United States of America. 🇺🇸 #PresidentTrump #SpiritualDiplomats #TrumpDoral #TrumpStatueDedication #AmericaFirst #PatriotMovement #FaithFreedomPatriotism

@CtrlAltDefeat__ @PGeratxu85473 @grok @RpsAgainstTrump The first price spike was due to Trump’s horrible mismanagement of Covid and the current price spike is due to Trump’s catastrophic mismanagement of a war he started to distract from his pedophilia and friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. Hope this helps.

@PGeratxu85473 @grok @RpsAgainstTrump He didn’t lie, he’s using year 2 numbers and comparing them to his year 2 numbers. It would be misleading to compare end of term numbers to year 2 numbers.

Hey @Grok, what was the price of a barrel of oil when Biden left office vs today? Keep it short

@tdeluca80 @1MrFantasy @RepBrendanBoyle How many Black Africans and Arabs were founding fathers?

@1MrFantasy @RepBrendanBoyle Slavery wasn’t white supremacy. Everyone owned slaves. Black Africans owned slaves. Arabs owned slaves. Jews were slaves. Slavs were slaves. Your viewpoint is myopic and constrained to your own history.

Wrong. The single most significant event since Christ has been the American Revolution. We are by no means a perfect country. But the ideals set forth in the Declaration of Independence were radical for their time and still are today.

@ScottLieskovsky @JoelOrdinary @ABDanielleSmith What do you think happens to traitors?

@JoelOrdinary @ABDanielleSmith Why because we disagree with you?

We are aware of the situation involving a potential data breach of electors’ personal information. Protecting the personal information of Albertans is of the utmost importance, and those responsible should be held accountable under the law. We understand both Elections Alberta and the RCMP are looking into this matter thoroughly and we will wait for the results of those investigations before commenting further and assessing whether any future legislative changes need to be considered.

@DrMetaMojo @_MrDamage @moshebs11 @libsoftiktok @Aetna A partial list of countries currently enjoying universal healthcare PS: Israel’s healthcare is subsidized by US tax dollars.

@_MrDamage @moshebs11 @libsoftiktok @Aetna Your island is empty! Besides NSW there is nothing except kangaroos dude

Last week I randomly got a $9,000 bill for a hospital visit from last year. I called them up and they said my insurance decided not to cover it. Why? Because. .@Aetna can just decide they’re not interested in covering something and then you’re left with an inflated bill to pay out of pocket after the fact. This is in addition to a $2,000 bill that I already paid. They just don’t want to cover it despite me paying a monthly premium. Meanwhile illegals get free healthcare. Honestly fuck you @Aetna. I’m gonna do everything I can to destroy you.

@SzeQ17 @hissgoescobra @ScottJenningsKY

@hissgoescobra @ScottJenningsKY

It's time to stop pretending. We have a left-wing violence problem in America.

@runandretire @mrddmia

@mrddmia No shit. Trump being shot at, Charlie Kirk getting assassinated. The left wants to kill conservative voices. That's not fucking democracy. The left has lost their fucking minds.

She's too busy fucking her brother.

@alex_is_cool99 @AGoldmund @CarlBads69 @FischerKing64 There are about 3 million pages still unreleased plus all the stuff about Trump that we know the FBI pulled out and sanitized to protect him.

@AGoldmund @CarlBads69 @FischerKing64 Good thing they didn’t release just a tiny fraction

Cole Allen’s manifesto is glib - it starts with an exclamation mark and a joke, followed by some apologies he doesn’t mean. But the fact that he calls Trump ‘a pedophile, a rapist and traitor’ shows he has been marinating in extremist propaganda - and that has consequences.

@thetomcelica @adamcarolla Adam eats all the crayons he can’t fit up his nose.

@adamcarolla Hope you never need a nurse fuckbag

Teachers and nurses are the worst

@thetomcelica @adamcarolla Adam has 2 brain cells left and there’s fighting each other for third place.

@raftoregon @julie_kelly2 @KariLake Blondi was busy covering up Trump and Epstein’s pedophile sex trafficking ring.

@julie_kelly2 @KariLake Why wasn’t this happening under Blondi?? Don’t get me wrong, I get it takes time to build these cases and I’m thrilled to see this, but it sure seemed like nothing was happening when she was running the doj.

NEW from NYT: Todd Blanche has approved an inquiry into Cassidy Hutchinson, who is the subject of a criminal referral by the Rep. Barry Loudermilk, chair of the GOP's J6 committee, for repeatedly lying under oath about a nonexistent altercation between the president and his security detail inside the presidential vehicle on Jan. 6. DOJ also is attempting to revive the case against James Comey and plans to subpoena Fani Willis' bodyguards related to her government-paid travel (and presumably her claims about trips, dates with Nathan Wade.) And of course, new activity related to the investigation into former CIA director John Brennan.

@CSmartarsery @joeroganhq How do you square with the fact that you trying to break the country up is literally treason and you all should be publicly machine gunned into an empty ditch?

@joeroganhq I've seen the self censoring. Some folks in Alberta right now are afraid to sign for an Independence vote because they know the Canadian government is corrupt & evil. You Mr. Rogan should have an Albertan on. We'll tell you truth about this situation better than Pierre did.

Joe Rogan and Post Malone call out Canada: "Canada is f**king falling apart. All the shit that they did during COVID was just the total wrong direction."

@Paulbass733946 @AndrewSolender @mrddmia Yes, MAGA needs to be put in reeducation camps for the good and safety of everyone else. Alligator Alcatraz and the ICE concentration camps will be perfect for them. Great idea.

@AndrewSolender @mrddmia It has to be done. Either that or we put them in labor camps. We can't live with them, they have to go.

Rep. Chip Roy introduces the MAMDANI Act — Measures Against Marxism’s Dangerous Adherents and Noxious Islamists It allows for deportation/denaturalization of immigrants involved with "socialist, communist, Chinese communist, Marxist, or Islamic fundamentalist doctrines"