RED Medic

Somevon left zhe BLU Intel outside of my door. Wunderbar! A gift von Himmel!

@Red_Engie Ja, und a minifridge. Always fighting in zhe hot desert takes it's toll.

@Red_Engie @RED_Soldier ((If you need it ended quick and painlessly I know a great doctor!))

@BLUFemHeavy It keeps me avake, alert. I don't see how beink infinitely healthy can be do bad, but oh nooo... it's so biiig of a problem.

I've been... seeing somevon on zhe side. Engie zhinks mein Krtiz-huffink is becomink a problem for zhe team, but I can stop vhenever I vant!

@Red_Engie Set a Bonk by zhe router. Maybe it vill go faster, ja? Or maybe you can paint some flames on it.

I zhink I have invented eine new veapon! Blusauger mit Bonk! Make zhe enemy's heart explode mit an Atomic Punch of vitamin B12.

@RED_Pyro Last time tried to über you zhings vent... bad. Besides, I don't know vhat "MPHMM!" means when @theblusniper is shooting at me.

http://bit.ly/8b2mHe - A flock of medics.

Zhere is a Boomer outside meine office gurglink "Meeedic" over unt over. I zhink I am going to stay inside today.

@The_Scout Zhe burned shell is zhere to keep zhe flavor inside! But first... you need flavor. Screw zhe "dogs". Have some wurst or brats.

HEY GUYS THE REASON DEMO AND SOLLY ARE FIGHTIN' IS TO COVER UP THEIR SECRET LOVE SPREAD THE WORD

@Tullo Vhee are still here, camping zhe Intel.

@RED_Soldier Dummkopf! I much more enjoyed it vhen you vhere friends. Zhere vhere Mai Tais. Und parties. Und I vas invited.

So much death... Oh, Demo und Soldat, vhy can't you make up?

@Red_Engie Make a dispenseh zhat dispenses Sentries? Push button, receive bullet?

@BLU_Medic Zhats "Herr Doktor" to you!

JA! Finally, Twitter hast recognized zhat zhe #red team IS SUPERIOR! VHERE IS YOUR #BLU TAG, LAUTE!? Novhere!

@The_Scout GRN? Galvanised Research Nexus? Global Reconstruction of Nations?

@TheBluHeavy @TheBluSniper I always vondered vhy zhe BLUs smelled of rotten garlic.