Ralph Klein's Middle Finger

Marc. You were a 16 year old reservist, and you did 4 years before quitting. "Small Arms instructor" literally translates to "I read the range safety rules out loud from a book" ALSO - Please correct the record on Parl.ca - Your RANK was not "Infantry commander" - that's not a RANK. Your RANK was Corporal, at best, given your age. Without a degree, you were NOT an officer. Something smells fishy. I can absolutely ATIP this if you want. lop.parl.ca/sites/ParlInfo…

@therealmageoff @deAdder Exactly. Never was there a more partisan asshole.

@deAdder Your reward for being a good Liberal soldier. Well done comrade.

Order of Canada

@Archer83Able Those Hog drivers must be just giddy with how much fun that would be.

Chairman of the JCS Gen. Dan Caine: "The A-10 Warthog is now in the fight across the southern flank and is hunting and killing fast attack watercraft in the Straits of Hormuz."

That’s not true. Canada, Britain, and France all seem to be.

I mean, it’ll be easier for him to transition now. Isn’t that a good thing for lefties? (Now I’m wondering if it was his left or right nut)

@LeftHandStu @deAdder Retarded award from a retarded country for an absolutely awful, retarded human being.

Party Central for the impromptu pre-celebrations won’t be out in time so congratulations to Hill Times’ resident cartoonist @deAdder on his induction into the Order of Canada tomorrow!

@blarg59117052 @Naumkeeg @Tactical_review Soldiers from WW1 to Vietnam to Afghanistan would like a word, fuck nuts.

@Naumkeeg @Tactical_review Except there's basically zero record of any US shotgun being used in combat. It got used as a guard's weapon and what it was originally designed for, hunting birds.

They try so hard. Visit Xring3.com

@Damfool65 “Joker, I want to see early morning dew”

Awesome job 💯💪

@jaeger71 @VBStrong_67 #SFMF

@VBStrong_67 And what do all the characters have in common??

Movie antagonists who were right:

@Martyupnorth Fuck. Me. That’s terrible.

One more fun thing they're taking away from us. No more self-propelled water sports on Moraine Lake, Bow Lake and Lake Minnewanka. Other backcountry lakes and rivers will face similar restrictions. Restrictions come after Parks Canada confirmed whirling disease in Lake Louise for the first time. WTF? Too many east Indians crapping and bathing in our lakes?? But get this. Motorboats that pass inspection, along with rental boats, will still be permitted on Lake Minnewanka. So boats that generate cash for the parks are OK, but not the ones we bring.

@thomas_garrard Got my fingers crossed for ya.

I’ve been dealing with skin cancer, off and on, since coming home from Iraq in 2010. Not the fairly safe kind, but the metastasizing kind. I go tomorrow morning to have 2 more lumps removed. I don’t talk about it much, because people have it way worse than I do. I am truly blessed. I’m not in fear for my life, because I’ve been good at staying on top of it, but it has been a thorn in my side for 16 years. I shouldn’t let it, but it completely destroys my self confidence. In public, I think it’s all people can see when they look at me. Especially since I’ve sobered up, I want to start actually living my life again, instead of just surviving it. There’s even a girl I want to ask out. I always pray that the next time is the last time I have to see the dermatologist. It may seem trivial to you, but it’s a big deal to me. So, again, I pray that tomorrow is the last time.

Fuck yeah!!!

🇨🇦 - voters wake up

@dongulling @SGTWipper1Each I will always be sad that James Ransone and Evan Wright offed themselves.

@RalphKleinD3 @SGTWipper1Each Just full of REAL dialogue. Wild. Good stuff.

Best War Movie of all time?

@ESixus @AngryCops @SecWar Except that quote was Gretzky, it was LH Oswald 🤣

@AngryCops @SecWar Gotta shoot the shot.👊🇺🇸

Excuse me @SecWar but I’m about to re-enlist for my promotion to E7. Would you care to give me the oath of enlistment or pin my 7? That’s if you’re available. I’m willing to travel… Sir.

@dongulling @SGTWipper1Each There were many great lines. Sometimes I rewatch the first episode just to see Ray reading the letters from school kids.

@RalphKleinD3 @SGTWipper1Each "Do not drive over that human head". Classic.

@CreolaSoul @SGTWipper1Each Yep and yep.

@RalphKleinD3 @SGTWipper1Each Interesting comment. As it turns out all war, as least for the ground pounders, is about your buddies. When all is said and done, while you have a mission, job one is looking out for your fellow soldiers. PFC Reiben’s comment to Tom Hanks “Your mother would be mad about that.”

@dongulling @SGTWipper1Each That’s what I liked the best. They captured that stuff that civilians don’t see or get.

@RalphKleinD3 @SGTWipper1Each Definitely up towards the top - I'd say just behind Band of Brothers and slightly above The Pacific. GK is friggin awesome. Highlights some of the absurdity you see in war.