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@SaraEisen You and Carl are a funny pair. No clue how you survive each other every morning. Maybe you should switch to the view and give your seat on CNBC to a more intelligent person.

We debate the Iran war

@LukeEpplin @KungFuKeira You’re responsible for your own book. You should feel motivated to fix a typo. And avoid them in the future. Stop being butthurt. It keeps you dumb. Your publisher won’t give a damn. You should.

@KungFuKeira I don't believe in creating work for the author. If it bothers a reader that much, look up the publisher's email address.

It never fails: you publish a book and within weeks the emails come in: "Hey, I liked your book and all, but on page 257, there's a typo that I want to call your attention to...." I don't understand this impulse to contact authors in this way.

NEW: In a letter to employees, United CEO Scott Kirby says the airline is prepping for oil to hit $175/barrel & “doesn't get back down to $100/barrel until the end of 2027.” United is shaving 3% of off-peak flights - “think redeyes, Tues/Wed/Sat flying” - this spring & summer.

CNN is tracking TSA security wait times at 15 major airports across the United States. See wait times and follow live updates here: cnn.it/3PcwvgS

Why are we at war with Iran again? Anyone know?

@TheView @SaraEisen Sara Eisen is such a flop.

"[Pres. Trump] does not get coerced by other nations like Israel." Guest co-host @SaraEisen reacts to top counterterrorism official Joe Kent resigning over the war in Iran.

@rushicrypto Make America Great Depression Again

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@WBanner2215 @FuentesUpdates He’s always been a fraud. And it’s always been obvious.

@RandomPenguinH1 @FuentesUpdates He did twice before Trump was exposed as a fraud.

TRUMP IS A JEW AND YOU TRUSTED HIM. SERVES YOU RIGHT.

@SullyCNBC This isn’t a hot take: this is what literally just happened.

Morning hot take: We could get the greatest earnings in the world from big tech and not sure it will matter for macro markets if energy costs keep going up. Yes or no?

@THEREALDAWG74 @MattZeitlin Uhm, Euphoria is a bad show but she is amazing in it.

@MattZeitlin She’s taking the Zoe Saldana arc but she lacks Zoe talent I fear 💔

zendaya is an interesting modern celebrity in that she's insanely famous, she's famous for being an actress, she's in lots of movies, but she's never really starred in a hit* or "opened" a movie. *challengers is a borderline hit, and she's not the star of spider-man or dune

@OunkaOnX This is actually the most reasonable Greenblatt has ever sounded. Trump is responsible for his own blunders.

CNBC: "Did Israel pull America into the war on Iran?" ADL's Greenblatt: "Let's talk about antisemitism." Greenblatt's deflection is the oldest trick in the book: when criticized, cry antisemitism. It used to work. But the book is closed now.

@DanielBShapiro @mehdirhasan Entirely unjustified, really? You can be anti-Iranian regime without being a propagandist.

Trump can post whatever he likes. But there is zero, I mean zero, chance the IDF would conduct a strike in that location without giving CENTCOM full visibility. Trump knew (and approved). Now he realizes it caused a major escalation with Iran's (entirely unjustified) attacks on Gulf energy targets.

@Citrini7 I’m honestly just tired of this wiggly stupid market. I am raising cash until I see an obviously good opportunity. If that means I’m waiting forever, so be it. Nothing is a clear win to me right now. Too much noise. No signal.

I can’t really see the scenario where stocks don’t go lower in the near term. Maybe that’s s bull case? Market has been so desperate for a taco people have been making their own and forgot that in an actual war both sides have to agree to end it (or one has to surrender). They’re going to figure that out eventually. The Fed’s cutting cycle is on its way to being completely priced out. 2 weeks ago, SOFR Z7 was 75bps lower than March 2026. Now it’s down to 25bps and IOR is comfortably above 2yr (meaning reserve managers are not buying the dip on the expectation the cutting cycle continues). If NFP is strong, it’ll wreck rates (at a time when financing has become increasingly important for the largest companies in the world) while if it’s weak I don’t think equities respond positively either. And this all is coming at a time when AI is maybe not good enough to convince companies to replace workers with machines while business goes along as usual, but certainly is good enough to have companies attempt to use it for roles they had to cut because of economic pressure and potentially find out they don’t need to hire that role back. It’s one thing to see some bearish scenarios and brush them off as priced in, that’s been a good strategy (most years have drawdowns of 10-15% routinely). But SPX is ~5% off all time highs…

@aliShihabi @LiveMarketChat They don’t care. It’s the regime. This is existential for them. And the gulf states are weary about escalating because Iran will bomb Dubai into the Stone Age. It’s all just apocalyptic chicken.

This is a battle that Iran can only lose. If it goes all out against Gulf infrastructure it will force Gulf airforces to take out what remains of Iran’s oil and gas. Iran will then be totally destitute for a decade. Gulf states have the resources to recover more easily than Iran.

@ymlynsky @jonnoxrevanche “Skip the boring parts” - yeah as if they’re not essential, ok.

@jonnoxrevanche This is why the best engineers I've worked with love AI tools instead of fearing them. They were already doing the hard thinking. Now they just skip the boring parts faster.

What chatgpt has revealed is that a surprising large number of people want to be “seen” as intelligent, profound or insightful. Many more people than you’d assume. But they profoundly resent intellectual work or reading or study or, say, literally anything you do to get smarter

@MeirCohen @paulg As a person trying to appeal to authority while revealing my bias in the initial clause, here are the facts:

@paulg As a Jew with family in Israel, the "why" is simple. Iran funds Hezbollah. Hezbollah fires rockets at civilians. My cousins run to bomb shelters. Debate the strategy all day. The motivation is not complicated. Self-defense by proxy.

If you wondered why we're attacking Iran, Trump's counterterrorism head explains.

@Frances_Coppola To spread terror.

What is the point of this?

@SquawkCNBC @JGreenblattADL Only because of greenblatt who is a pure ideological monster and should be banned from any real discussion on the different subjects of Judaism and Israel.

ADL CEO @JGreenblattADL on the rise of antisemitism across the globe: cnb.cx/4lxJc1E

@HatfieldCapital Because we lost too much money shorting it already. No one cares.

Truly not enough people talking about how $TSLA is still at $1.5T with an imploding business.