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My stand-up tour of NZ, Raybonanza, starts soon. Here's a joke that didn't make the cut.
Bookings at:
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Raybon Kan
@RaybonKan
Comedian. Touring NZ in Oct with anniversary show 'Raybonanza'. 31 years -- there's definitely an hour by now. (You do the math.)
Wellington City, New Zealand Katılım Eylül 2009
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$1.5 BILLION. Let me say it again - a $1.5 BILLION BET.
Bigger than any futures purchases made at the time.
5 minutes before Trump's post.
Who was it? Trump? A family member? A White House staffer?
This is corruption. Mind blowing corruption.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
BREAKING: Just five minutes before Trump's announcement to halt the attacks on Iran, massive trades reportedly hit the market. In one move, $1.5 billion in S&P 500 (ES) futures was bought while $192 million in oil (CL) futures was sold. These orders were 4–6x larger than anything else at the time. The trader seemingly made huge gains. Unusual.
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BBC News reports that at least 20 hospitals and medical centres in Iran have been targeted in air strikes – each a grave war crime – but forgets to mention in the entire segment who is actually targeting them.
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wild to read that there was one -- one! -- air traffic controller last night at LaGuardia a time when the government is asking for $200 billion for Trump's vanity war #Echobox=1774280822" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">jalopnik.com/2129924/laguar…
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🇨🇺 Cuba’s Deputy Foreign Minister Carlos Fernandez de Cossio:
“Yesterday we published that 96,000 Cubans are waiting for surgery as a result of lack of fuel and lack of energy, among them 11,000 children. So I would think that the American people would feel, why does our government treat the whole population of Cuba in this way?
And I hope that the people of the United States would understand that it’s not correct to treat another nation in the way the U.S. is doing it simply to try to achieve political goals.”
Watch this full exchange. Additional key excerpts highlighted in the replies: ⬇️
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Cuba is not in a crisis because it is communist or has an authoritarian government, it’s having a catastrophic humanitarian crisis because the United States is carrying out an illegal siege against the island with the goal of starving and killing thousands for financial gain.
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The Israeli government is objectively the biggest terrorist organization that the Middle East has ever known. I'm not using provocative rhetoric, I'm describing the reality in its most literal sense.
Haaretz.com@haaretzcom
IDF strikes on over 100 medical facilities in Lebanon kill 40 medical workers, Health Ministry says haaretz.com/middle-east-ne…
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They won’t subsidise electric vehicles, won’t give people cheap public transport, or spend a penny on cycle ways. But Robbie Williams concerts, open the govt cash spigot: rnz.co.nz/news/business/…
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I am losing my mind. Do these people not realise that the Strait of Hormuz was open, to the world, for free, until they decided to bomb Iran unprovoked and kill their leader and kill little schoolgirls?
Eylon Levy@EylonALevy
The Israeli Air Force blew up an IRGC Navy headquarters. Little Israel, fighting to reopen the Strait of Hormuz for the benefit of the whole world.
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That’s one way to say you’re murdering tons of civilians.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Stephen Miller: "What you're seeing right now is a military under President Trump's leadership that's not fighting politically correct"
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They jumped from pretending to investigate how a girls’ school was bombed to just carpet bombing an entire city of millions of civilians
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"Death and destruction from the sky, all day long." Are these the good guys?
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🚨 The White House just posted a video of sinking an Iranian warship in international waters.
Their caption: “This Iranian warship thought it was safe in international waters. It wasn’t.”
They’re bragging about it. Publicly. From the official White House account.
Attacking a vessel in international waters is a violation of international law. The same international law Canada and Spain just publicly demanded be respected.
CNN is being told what to show. The White House is posting kill shots like highlight reels.
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Our military is now blowing up Iranian naval vessels in international waters… and then leaving the entire crew to drown.
And our Secretary of State is posting these war crimes on his timeline with pride.
But since we reside on Planet Dickhead the whole government just gets to claim that these aren’t war crimes because we’re not at war.
Marco Rubio@marcorubio
We are well on our way to achieving the objectives of #EpicFury Destroy their missile launchers Destroy their missile factories Destroy their Navy So they can never hide behind these things to develop a nuclear weapon
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The child survivors of the Minab girls’ school massacre must condemn anti-Semitism
Chris Menahan 🇺🇸@infolibnews
NYT's Ezra Klein on Iran war: "The centrality of Israel in the operation has raised some concerns for me about what this is going to mean for anti-Semitism."
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