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The same degenerates who cheered ripping down Founding Fathers’ statues are now fake Bible-thumping “experts” screaming “GOLDEN CALF IDOLATRY!!” over Trump’s gold statue. Who is worshiping the statue, Weirdos? 😂 Y’all turned churches into drag queen story hours and called it “progress.” Spare us the phony biblical outrage, you pathetic hypocrites. It’s not worship. It’s honoring a a leader, a hero, who took a bullet to the head, stood up bleeding, pumped his fist and roared “FIGHT!” then continued to crush you frauds. It’s a symbol of raw defiance and strength. Something a lot of you complaining LACK!

Some day, this statue will be toppled

What a great pic and a great family. Thank God for the Trump family standing up for the constitution and our republic.

MAGA cultists in Miami erected a golden statue of Donald Trump and prayed on it. Trump "called in" to thank them for their loyalty.

Straight cult shit. These people have been indoctrinated.

And the morons bowed and prayed, to the neon god they made

America in 2026

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Wonderful reception at the Embassy on May 7th to celebrate #Victory Day over Nazi Germany #May9th in the Great Patriotic War! Among hundreds of guests, including diplomatic community, U.S. Administration officials, Russian compatriots, there were several Red Army and U.S. Army veterans, who fought together against common enemy more than 80 years ago. As Ambassador Darchiev stressed, it is impermissible to rewrite history and deny genocide of the Soviet people who paid enormous price to crush the backbone of the Hitlerite war machine. Russia and the U.S. must not allow hot-headed politicians in Europe to toy again with new “crusade to the East” encouraging pro-Nazi regime in Kiev to send more and more Ukrainians to the frontline as “cannon fodder”. It was also reminded that no one of those who gave their lives for freedom and independence of our beloved Motherland will be forgotten and no Nazi crime will be forgiven, so that the tragic day of June 22, 1941 will not repeat itself. Long live heroic and valiant Red Army, long live Russian-American brotherhood-in-arms! To Victory!

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How am I supposed to make satire when headlines like this are real 😭

@mfa_russia Этот парад был даже хуже, чем парад Трампа. Это всё, на что вы способны?

🏅 Happy #VictoryDay! Today marks the 81st Anniversary of the Great Victory over Nazism. #Victory81 #WeRemember

@MedvedevRussiaE Этот парад был даже хуже, чем парад Трампа. Это всё, на что вы способны?

Happy Great Victory Day!

As a Canadian, I can now understand what it feels like to be a South Korean living directly adjacent to a deranged, nuclear-armed megalomaniac. The main difference is Kim Jong-Un is not in the Epstein Files.

@mfa_russia You were lucky bastards

🎙 President #Putin at the Parade marking the 81st anniversary of #Victory in the Great Patriotic War: We will forever remember the feat of the Soviet people – who made the decisive contribution to the defeat of Nazism, saved their country & the world. t.me/MFARussia/29720

Evangelical Christian leaders literally gathering around a gold statue of the president and celebrating it, all while raging against any accusation of idolatry. This is what idol worship looks like.

NEW: MAGA evangelical leaders gather in Mar-a-Lago to bless and dedicate a gold statue dedicate to Donald Trump.

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In the history of stupid fucking cults, this one is the fucking stupidest.

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Trump isn't passing any cognitive tests.