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@HandyGingerGal Yes! My sister loves them and I think “How could she want to eat dirt?” 🤮

Everybody wants to talk about how cilantro tastes like soap. But nobody wants to talk about how beets taste like soil 😭

@Jen22Colorado Good call. I used to get a salad like that at Whole Foods (back when I earned enough money to eat). Yum.

@RedPandaSpirit I ended up adding them I had to run to the store to get them.

Cold healthy Orzo salad. It’s very good.

@dietxcokewhore Everyone else reading this knew what an ESA is? 😬

just remembered at the apartment tour yesterday my leasing agent asked if i had pets and when i told him about my two cats he said "oh. you should register them as ESA's so you don't have to pay a deposit or pet rent" like alright boss hell yeah

@NittyScottMC The universe just sent an asteroid to Ohio this week (just missed my state). Sadly, like always, the dang thing broke up when it hit the atmosphere. We’re gonna need a bigger asteroid. 🥺

my dentist just asked me to sign a consent form for an A.I. bot to "take notes" during my appointment. i declined. just send the astroid

@isaiah_bb I’m a boomer (Generation Jones). I should be retired (I’m 67 but lost everything due to illness, so I don’t have a paid off home). So I am again working an entry level job. If I had a roommate, like all kids used to, I would be scraping by, like I did back in the day.

I think it would be a really great reality tv show to take a couple dozen boomers, ideally recently retired, and give them entry level white-collar jobs in high cost of living cities and basically just saying "Go try to live."

Here’s Trump sexually assaulting a secret service agent, y’all. What. The. Absolute. Fuck.

WATCH: New video shows Donald Trump patting this Secret Service agent on the Butt! It looks like she was very uncomfortable being touch by him! 😳 Donald Trump shouldn’t be nowhere near any women!

@MrPitbull07 Look at that woman. Where in the world would the mom think she could put that baby? That middle seat was FULLY in use. Was she just OK to suffocate her own kid?

A flight turned tense after a disagreement between two passengers over an extra seat. According to the account shared online, a plus-size traveler had intentionally purchased two seats for the flight. She explained that she wanted enough space to sit comfortably and avoid making other passengers uncomfortable during the journey. But during boarding, the situation quickly changed. A mother traveling with a toddler approached the woman and asked if the child could use the empty seat next to her. The traveler declined, explaining that she had paid for the seat specifically for extra space. The conversation escalated. The mother reportedly complained to a flight attendant, arguing that the seat could be used by her child instead. The passenger then showed both of her boarding passes, proving she had purchased and reserved the extra seat. In the end, the airline allowed the woman to keep the seat she paid for. The toddler was expected to sit on the parent’s lap, which is a common arrangement permitted for very young children on flights. Despite the resolution, the woman later said she felt uncomfortable for the rest of the flight, claiming she received disapproving looks and passive-aggressive comments from other passengers. When the story spread online, it sparked debate. Some people argued that since she paid for the seat, she had every right to keep it. Others believed she should have given it up for the child. The moment turned into another viral discussion about airline etiquette, personal space, and whether paying for something automatically settles the debate.

Remember when Michelle Duggar made robocalls warning that trans people were a danger to women and children? The threat was never who she warned you about. It was who she raised.

@BrianWiley_ Great idea. I crave sweets SO bad. Sometimes I will try to convince myself I can have some because I m hungry. But I know that, if I am not craving savory foods, I am not truly hungry.

“How do you know if you’re actually hungry?” Easy. I keep sardines and canned chicken on hand. If I’m not willing to eat one straight out of the can… I’m not hungry. I’m bored, stressed, or just craving something.

@_TruthZone_ Human bodies aren’t meant to last forever. Your grandma’s 1950’s apron is probably showing a bit of wear as well. 🤷🏻‍♀️

How is this possible????? 😳

@CatholicCharm Classic! 😂

Yep. My mom was out of the country on a business trip. I was 10 and home alone with my 12 year old brother. He didn’t know what to do so he called 911..

@meadandjuniper I think soup is the perfect food. Imagine a flight of savory drinks. My first flight order will be miso, tomato, and beef broth. Yummm😋

It’s weird there aren’t more savory drinks. Take broth for instance. There are so many broths I would absolutely drink straight out of a mug. So how come there’s no Starbucks for broths? Am I just weird?

@rushicrypto The “uge” depression. Nobody has ever seen a bigger depression.

If the last one was named “The Great” Depression, what’s this one going to be called?

@JayMallow3 Gee. What could it be? 🤔

I wonder if there is something about their upbringing that enabled 2 sex offenders in one family?

@jonbrooks “We” don’t do anything because it is “their” life and decision. 🙄

My friends in their 30s are deciding not to have kids They’re saying two things: They don’t have the money It’s inconvenient to their lifestyle This is not good. What do we do?

@London_W4 Love everything about it except the tension in her face. She doesn’t need to smile, but couldn’t you capture a calm moment?

This lady is an opera singer and needed up to date professional photos for publicity material and her website etc. We discussed what she was looking for before the shoot and I suggested this location. Some people think that I only photograph twenty something year olds. Well, I don’t and I think this lady looked absolutely fabulous.

@danidonovan No other choice. People rely on us. Our Children. Our employers. Ourselves.

how tf do people get shit done when they’re tired???

@trevor454545 @meishato Dead ACTUAL children, instead of fetuses. 🙄

@meishato What does the power being off and the war with Iran have anything to do with abortion?

If you are against abortion but are fine with power being cut off FOR THE ENTIRETY OF CUBA WHILE WE BOMB SCHOOLS IN IRAN you aren’t pro life, you’re pro human suffering