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@Yolli_xo Which someone came? Abie someone has been doing parallel dating... Them dey carry marry like that? We met n in 3 months I want to sign forever contract with you, when no be say I done dey collect cookies for the cookie jar before. Auntie had her scheme planned n executed properly

@toshine4u End the co tact with him and sign a new one with the wife. Simple, short and morally right. He has taken his decision and you have yours to take

My tenant called me last week from Nigeria that he has relocated to abroad, leaving his wife and children at home in Nigeria. He said he doesn't want to have anything to do with them again and ask me to help him evict his wife from the house and threatened that if i fail to evict his wife He will will SU£ me for adultery cos he is the one who paid for that apartment and i have no right to let them stay there since he is not there anymore Meanwhile, the wife called to renew the rent this morning not knowing that the husband has called me not to accept the renewal I ask her to hold the money and promise to get back to her this evening Pls, I want to know if i can accept the rent renewal from the wife cos i don't want any case.

@vdmempire Person way you marry for Nigeria, wan divorce you for UK court and you no smart enough to refuse that. Drag her back home to start the divorce process in Nigeria. Nigeria court will frustrate her if her grounds for divorce holds no water.

Sabinus thought he was smart. He thought that his wife truly loved him, so he built a 4 Bedroom bungalow for his wife's parents in Isiokpo, granted her desire of living in London after she complained that the mansion he built in Port Harcourt is polluting Port-Harcourt atmosphere. He saw her through her education to her masters level in the United Kingdom after she graduated from Uniport. According to him, he spent over £50,000 pounds monthly to keep her and their kid comfortable in London. Before Okoko could realise, his wife, Ciana Chapman, filed for divorce and took Sabinus to court in the UK over allegations of infidelity, neglect of their child, and domestic abvse. When I said that men are in love while weemen are in business, some men will come out to argue, saying that his woman is different. When I tell men that weemen are loyal to their feelings and they don't care about your sacrifice, SIMple men doubt me. When I tell men that during divorce, weemen don't ask for more love from their men or how to settle their differences, instead they ask for their man's assets and money, SIMple men think am just creating content. When I tell men never to invest in a woman, send or take their Nigerian wife or girlfriend abroad, they say I talk from a place of pain. But every day weemen keeps proving my teachings right. Is God not wonderful?. The only time a man learn lesson is when he sees his grave with his own eyes. A man was meant to breath the harsh dust of Sahara desert. I have no pity for Sabinus because the red flags were there but he was busy looking at her nyash, beauty and pvccy.

@AnyanwuMalachy @NigeriaStories Someone said one mumu will make it bigotry and you proved to be the one.

@NigeriaStories Nigerian keh? Abi just go straight to the point, IGBO-AMERICAN because that's what she is. If it were for a crime now, you'll even write her state of origin boldly

BREAKING NEWS: Nigerian 🇳🇬-American 🇺🇸 Ifeanyi Umunna Elected President of Harvard Law Student Government

@PRINCIPAL_XYX @AutosZola5427 @OzorNdiOzor Only you dey accuse, na still you dey defend... you're a confused fellow

@AutosZola5427 @OzorNdiOzor Yes, because they are the reason the commander and so many other soldiers were keeeeel

" Our formation had over 200 soldiers but when the Boko Haram terrorists arrived, several soldiers fled. Only 36 soldiers including the base commander remained. Four were beheaded. " When the GOC came, instead of commending our courage and resilience, he started shouting at us saying we did not give our best. " We asked them to provide us with MRAPs and other equipment but they refused. Even the Brigade commander could not sleep in Ngoshe when he came here the last time. He returned to Pulka. " It is not possible for the 36 soldiers that remain to face the terrorists. " As I am talking to you now , I am looking for a vehicle that will convey me to Maiduguri where I will board a commercial car to my hometown. In fact I am tired of this job." —Surviving soldier speaking to Daily Trust

@kenkenlewu @JahBlesssaint21 I see most people under this comment lacks conflict resolution skill. First if a man's presence is not recognized by both wife and mother, then there's a problem. Staying clear will cause both of them to call themselves to order.

If I were the man and saw my mum and wife fighting, I wouldn’t get in the middle. I’d step aside, give them space, and find somewhere else to go so the tension doesn’t escalate. After a few minutes, I’d call each of them individually to check if they’ve cooled down. If either of them starts complaining or trying to pull me into the argument again, I’d calmly switch off my phone and wait until the next day. I would not try to solve the issue while emotions are high. I know that trying to mediate in the heat of the moment often makes things worse. Both of them need time to calm down before I can address the problem rationally. Once they’re calm, I’d bring them together for a respectful conversation, listen to both sides, and help guide them toward understanding. My goal wouldn’t be to take sides but to restore peace and prevent future conflicts.

Your mother slaps your wife, and your wife slaps your mother back. Your wife asks you to make your mother leave immediately, while your mother demands you choose between her and your wife if you make her leave the house. What would you do immediately?

@kenkenlewu @OladejiTolulo11 @JahBlesssaint21 Someone that's denser than vibranium...

@OladejiTolulo11 @JahBlesssaint21 You're daft! I have checked the comment session, I can't even find yours. I was thinking I will see something sensible from you since you have sense. Ode.

@GMotati @BSAT_Properties Generosity isn't giving out of abundance but the will to give out of the little you have. That's why the hands that gives is blessed than the one who receives.

@BSAT_Properties So South African football league is paying well.

Super Eagles goalkeeper, Stanley Nwabali, just did what many Africans and Europeans would never do — and it even prompted a U.S. man to swear he would carry all Nigerians free of charge. While on vacation in the U.S., he met a taxi driver who had once picked him up from the airport, now homeless and now living in the street after losing everything to a robbery and eventually lead to eviction. Touched by his story, Stanley asked him to wait, then went to a dealership, bought him a brand-new taxi, and also got him an apartment. The man was overwhelmed by the unexpected kindness and, in his excitement, vowed to carry all Nigerians free of charge — but Stanley humbly told him not to. © Daughter of Sarah TV

@thenihiin Giving her 5m... she's good with finance

How much?👀

@lorddrey The fact that I know you in person and hear you say this makes me laugh so hard. I know you don't believe in God, hence you can talk from weed. When it comes to critical thinking, just fund a cave to hide coz you don't have that brain power.

This God must be very useless to torment a human being like that. If you have to wait for 23 years for God to bless you with 6 children all born at once at your old age when you should be making retirement plans then that God is sick in the brain. That is a curse not a blessing.

@EMMANUEL1758245 @Okoarewa01 @sparkliin You're one of the fools that foolishness is displayed on their profile pictures before they say a word

@Okoarewa01 @sparkliin Did u even need replying these sadists ? Isolate them ,... Reason why only fvvlish people will vote their obi.. I can't vote any region that sees no good in my country

Namibians 🗣️: We have electricity. Our country is clean, we have good roads. Our national grid doesn’t collapse like yours. Agbado ruffians 🗣️: Wizkid is richer than your president. Ghanaians 🗣️: We have constant electricity; we don’t rely on power banks. Agbado ruffians 🗣️: Nigerian jollof is better than Ghanaian jollof. Davido can buy Ghana and use it as a museum. 🗣️: South Africa is more developed than Nigeria. We have better infrastructure and constant electricity. Everything works in South Africa. Agbado ruffians 🗣️: Ayra Starr is bigger than all your artists combined. 🗣️: It will never be well with Tinubu and the APC for what they have turned Nigeria into. Agbado ruffians 🗣️: Seyi Tinubu can feed your family for 200 years. 🗣️: Dino Melaye did nothing for his constituency when he was a senator for years. The only thing he’s good at is flaunting wealth in Dubai. Agbado ruffians 🗣️: He get money pass your papa. 🗣️: No Nigerian hospital has snake antivenom. Agbado Pulse Nigeria 🗣️: Pray for Namibia, because if we win a Grammy today, this app won’t contain us. God will take you all.

@Amy_beke In my younger days, I was on the path of an Olympian until life asked me to choose between my bank account or my physic. Omo, I choose account ooo, I'll come back to looking like a Spartan again but for now, let me gather the money while doing some Cardio

If you’re not built like this as a man, shame on you!

@creative__ui I've met a couple of good landlords and that includes my current landlord. We talk about the property like I'm part of their family. My opinion is considered on decisions and most times, my opinion is acted on. Just keep an open mind

Yesterday, I asked my Landlord's son if I could plug my extension at the varenda of their apartment and charge my stuffs, he agreed and set it up for me and I sat there to work. His dad, (My Landlord) came back and saw me sitting in his varenda and asked if I was working, I told him Yes. He went on to ask if I've been offered anything, like drink or snacks. I appreciated and told him I was good. He went further to ask me to come inside if I'm not comfortable outside. Omo. I declined, still telling him I was okay. At this point. Hope I'm safe. 🥹 Can Landlords be this kind? I'm not up to 2 months here yet btw.

@kenkenlewu 2 shall become 1. He didn't give his wife, he gave himself the job. You'll be married, pray you're married to a man that thinks of his family before the family he comes from. When he's gone, his wife should have something to carry on with the family. She needs to be patient.

I stopped talking to my only brother because he gave the civil service job slot to his wife instead of me. She has just 8 years left before retirement, while I finished NYSC 2 years ago and still have 30+ years ahead in the service. My brother said they only gave him one slot. Now, my husband is telling me I must either make peace with my brother or forget about him. From my DM.

@TobySkusha @AbassFx_ I'm that rude guy that don't shake strangers, I just give fist bump. My combat flip knife is always with me and ready to use when I sense danger. I'll take someone with me if we get to that point l.

@RepairerTable @AbassFx_ All they do is install small fear, once the fear show for your face dem fit reap watin dey no plant in bundle, many film under bridge agege. When some even see you wear black, dey start dey alter you slang with handshake anything to rob you. People wey fit stab and beat you.

I mentioned this the other day, but some people were busy defending these guys. When I said it, someone told me I don’t have street sense and that the guy should have just spoken “street” to them and they would’ve let him go. That’s a lie people tell themselves. In Lagos, it’s getting to the point where they won’t beg you for money anymore. They’ll tell you straight up: give it or get robbed. If they can do this to DJ Chicken with people around him, imagine what they’ll do to you driving alone at night. These are the same guys who shot Salo and Lil Kesh not long ago just to collect chains and valuables. This isn’t about street sense. It’s about criminals who don’t care who you are. It’s only a matter of time before they start stopping cars and robbing people at gunpoint.

@TobySkusha @AbassFx_ I got same experience in Ajah. It happen in front of my estate and I already punched his eyes when he delivered his message then ask him to go call his sender.

@AbassFx_ Iyana ipaja boys call me one say number 1 dey call me I first laugh, he say make I answer or number one go smash my phone I tell am me and you and your boss go die for here na so he leave me

@ruddytruth @QUEENOFDBLUES1 You really don't have sense.. Instead of a counter opinion, you went for insult like you're dumb.

@QUEENOFDBLUES1 Shut up joor. It's You posting rubbish that needs a psychologist.

Those of you defending Victor Osimhen should go back and watch his tantrums and his reaction after. After his tantrums, the coach told him to calm down and instead of calming down he asked to be substituted. While he's still on the pitch, he stops engaging the play and deliberately refuses to join in the next couple of attacking runs. After the game, he didn't also acknowledge anybody, he didn't gather around his team mates, he just walked away and moved straight to the tunnel. I saw it and I know you all saw it too but pretending here and trying to gaslight people that it's because they dislike Osimhen that's why they're speaking up is very bad. This showed Osimhen needs a psychologist because he usually lose it occasionally for no reason.

@azakegrn Nigeria 3 - Mozambique 1

@Hon_Uche1 @GeneralSnow_ It counts.. rigging is done with available live data

The fact that the vote of the citizen doesn't count makes them behave this way, we are already in a failed country and the only way to fight corruption is with corruption Tinubu will still be the winner of the selection in 2027 and nothing anybody can do about it, we are all gone

Yesterday, five NTA staff dièd in a car accident while serving this country. They gave their lives in active duty, yet your attention went elsewhere. Tinubu issued posts mourning Anthony Joshua’s friends, but not a single word for these workers. Just last week, a fire broke out on the Island, destroying billions in goods. Later on you were there to celebrate the Eyo Festival, cameras flashing, yet not even a pause, not even a stopover, to acknowledge the suffering of the people you claim to lead. No empathy. No recognition. No life is more important than another. The office you occupy, though temporary, exists to serve all Nigerians, regardless of fame or status. Selective attention is not leadership. It is hypocrisy. And come 2027, you will ask these same citizens for their votes? We go dey wait for you. Every life matters, Every Nigerian deserves the acknowledgment from the presidency,not just the celebrated few.

@tajudine2013gm2 @Montero1016 Let there be seaports in other states then you will understand better why lagos is congested..

@Montero1016 If they can do better, let them return home and develop their regional economy to reduce South West overpopulation.

This is what happens when u refuse to call a slave his name; He would one day claim he's more important than ur child. This mistake is on our fathers! These economic refugees came to Yorubaland to escape poverty but in their delusion of grandeur, they boast of enriching the land which rescued them. This clown would have been an herbalist or shrine assistant if not for same Yorubaland ooo!😂 @TYFLagos @TYFOgun @ThinkYoruba_1st @aniky_bee @Oton_0ritse

@Adewale0486 @Shadrachisa @sureBigbro Na you God go help me punish you coz if na me do am by myself, you fit die.

@Shadrachisa @sureBigbro God ll punish you. Haaa u people can lie, garri that I still bought abt 4 weeks ago for 1250 nd its still dropping, God ll punish you. Abi u re paying supermarket to get garri that u can buy in a local market. Mad people

We cannot continue to criticize blindly. In 2024, inflation was unbearable, yet in 2025 we are already seeing a decline. Prices are easing, and the evidence is in our local markets—garri now sells for ₦800–₦850 in many areas. These facts cannot be ignored. Governance should be judged by results, not noise. If we condemn failures loudly, then honesty demands that we also commend progress. The president may not have solved everything, but where improvement exists, credit should be given. That is how accountability truly works.