Richard Pennystan

@paddypower Also Slot rhymes with plot. Which seems to be what has been lost.

If you rearrange the letters in ‘Slot’, you can spell ‘Lost’. That’s funny because Liverpool lost again this evening. Haha.

@AdamP1242 Surely spying on Boro is impossible, how can they see through the smog?

It is so over for Southampton 😂😂😂😂

@gphillips1945 @RomileyJn @GroomB I was living in London and applied for a job & the same happened to me. It’s a great place to end up in.

@GroomB I used to catch the fast train to Altrincham in the 1960s, after work. One very foggy evening I hadn't spotted a platform change and ended up, I think, in Romiley. 😂

Central Station, Manchester, opened late 19th century, closed 1969. Modelled on London St Pancras. Now a conference centre.

@BBCMOTD 💔

😳 This is the Premier League table if Newcastle had held onto all their leads... They've lost more points (25) from winning positions than anyone else in the league this season 📉

@NoThirdMan Interesting, turns out I’ve been wrong on this for a number of years! - helpful article thanks.

@RevRLP and yet it's not as big a factor as you may think it is... onemoresummer.co.uk/post/are-schol…

FACT: A quarter of all male professional cricketers (101), who grew up in England & Wales, went to just 23 independent schools. 🏏🧑‍🎓 Which ones are best at developing England players? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@thecricketdraft Ouch, I got close this morning with -50 by 11.10am

Wow! Sorry Tim but this is fantastic!

@TheBarmyArmy 2005 classics, Harmy slower ball, Ponting r.o. Pratt - S Jones to Clarke. Beyond all of of those, in 2018 I was umpiring @RomileyCC U11s vs @HydeCC_SC - my son bowling first ball of the season to his best friend from school, perfect ball pitched middle hit top of off. 🍑

Your favourite wicket ever - GO!

@mattylufc_ Westley is a top class batter who wasn’t out & was well set & has his eye in, but was stopped short by an injury. A substitute comes in, Hants will still have to take the same number of wickets in the inns. In this inns this rule makes sense

Now I’m a cynical individual but for me the first ever injury substitution in County Championship history immediately makes the whole thing a joke. 12 batters in an innings do me a favour

@topskillsportuk @martynziegler Newcastle missed a trick here. If they'd sold it for £115M then UEFA would have ignored it. They tend to ignore any breach of their rules if that number is included in the headline.

@markgoldbridge this aged well

Ref in the England game has been brilliant at letting the game flow. Checked his nationality and he's German. This is why the Bundesliga is so easy to watch. Their refs are brilliant and getting the game flowing

@LewisfknMiley Not if we don’t replace them all with better players

#NUFC would you be happy if we saw following this summer: Gordon > Arsenal (£75m) 🟥⬜️ Livramento >City (£70m)🔵 Tonali > Man Utd (£90m)🔴 Total = £235m

@heis_fede one of many.

No card for this? twitter.com/fede5z/status/…

@readswithravi Amor Towles, Lisa Jewell, Haruki Murakami

Have you ever read a book by an author that was so good it made you want to read everything else they've written?

@Im_RobM football is entertainment. UEFA get their income from big TV companies Yamal is a big name. UEFA pay the referees wages and choose who officials are.

HOW HAS YAMAL NOT BEEN BOOKED!? #NUFC

@DougieCritchley He was brilliant

He’s taken a lot of flak since joining Newcastle… In fact his move has been one of the most heavily criticised transfers of the entire season… But credit where it’s due… Anthony Elanga has been very, very good tonight.

@Rob_G1979 @NUFCgallowgate He had to wait until after the 4mins were over. But he had the whistle, so why would he worry about things like clocks or justice or fairness or being consistent for both teams.

@NUFCgallowgate Ref couldn’t wait to give that pen

Yamal not getting a yellow because he’d miss the second leg. UEFA as bad as the FA. #NUFC

@MUFC2021 @Regista10_ Admit you didn’t watch the game, without admitting you didn’t watch the game?

@RevRLP @Regista10_ Barely a second of football was played between the 90th and 93rd minute

45 + 3 is 48 lads. Not 54. Just making that clear. Of course Man Utd score with the last kick. #nufc #NEWMUN

@MattW36565526 So if 2 yellows can’t be appealed, can the ref stick his hand up and say “I’m really sorry, I got that all wrong”?

So will that ridiculous Ramsey red card be rescinded or what, and does he just miss the FA Cup game, or can he play in that.