Rich

@jslater88 @fesshole No, but I can fully get behind it 😂

@fesshole @RichAsh88 this you? 😄

I begrudgingly tell my wife and kids I'll go do the big shop like it's a hardship. Truth is I love it. I pop my headphones on and drag it out for a long as i can. And if it's nice out, I'll buy a 330ml can of beer and stop at the park for a sit down on my own on the drive home.

@AsdaServiceTeam scheduled delivery between 5-6pm still hasn’t arrived means kids gone to bed hungry and customer services put the phone down

@horreurzontal Incredible scenes! Some great play, every attack you expect a goal 😂

@RichAsh88 this is madness

Lampard after taking Derby from 6th to 6th, Chelsea from 3rd to 4th, getting Fulham relegated on a net spend of £200,000,000 and finally being given the 'much deserved' England job.

@jonmtaggart 🤯🙌🏻

"Do you own a chainsaw?" "Indeed." "Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?" "Where is it?" "At my house........... but the house is just 3ft away to the left & a shed 1ft away to the right. You need to miss both of them. .........Can you do it? yes indeed..

😂 twitter.com/SheffieldUnite…

@instagram great to see that you take security seriously! Despite numerous people reporting a fake account for @chloefoster352 you do nothing about it! Great service! #useless

Footballing moment of the decade for me. Will always get emotional watching this. What a Summer 2018 was.

@jslater88 @Boosen11 @unrealxherdan @IggieMilsom 😂😂 @beano1 @NicholasDAshley @nigelpl89

@Boosen11 @unrealxherdan @RichAsh88 @IggieMilsom Amazing

If all Premier League managers had a normal job thread:

@nigelpl89 @SoccerAM @jslater88 @NicholasDAshley

@SoccerAM @RichAsh88

🎃Mick McCarthy gets scared by...absolutely nothing! 😱 #HappyHalloween

Eliud Kipchoge! Wow! 🤯 #INEOS159

2 tickets to see @CamelPhat at @stealthclub later. Face value or better, £16 each or both for £25 going to be a belted! #camelphat #stealth #notts #tickets

@frankieashley @ClaudeDalex Could be worst one of lads put an electric kettle on the hob 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

@jslater88 @LeedsUnited_MAD You forget football isn’t a contact sport, oh wait! The way Atwell ref’d the game I’m surprised he didn’t blow for this!

@LeedsUnited_MAD @RichAsh88 we should of kicked the ball out for this?! We've been overly generous I would say

The pineapple headed striker is doing his best to take Cooper out but only ends up injuring himself. So if anything a free-kick to us. Ref plays on allowing #lufc to continue. Villa players try to ref game with some stopping. We score. 1-nil. End of!

@morethandivine @Lord_Sugar @jeremycorbyn *you’re

@Lord_Sugar @jeremycorbyn Lying is he? I would trust Mr Corbyn before you Lord Sugar. I think your just a little bit worried you may have to pay a little bit more. We won’t miss you 😘 Oh and by the way being poor and born in a council flat doesn’t give you values...caring for others does.

Don't lecture me. I was born in a council flat in hackney. I know what it's like to be poor. @jeremycorbyn is lying with his Robin Hood approach.It's great to get naive people to vote for him. Don't be jealous of those who succeed in life. youtube.com/watch?v=2aFWEJ…

@beano1 @SkyBet 🙄 @IggieMilsom

@SkyBet @RichAsh88 😫😫😫

👀 What 👀 A 👀 Bet 👏 If you don't shoot, you don't score. #bettingbetter

@nigelpl89 @jslater88 🙌🏻

@RichAsh88 @jslater88

There won't be a better press conference this year and it's January 16th. #LUFC