Modi Roast Hour

@kishanreddybjp @narendramodi @JPNadda @BJP4India @sunilbansalbjp @drlaxmanbjp @chshekharbjp @Eatala_Rajender @BJP4Telangana Eleven years of growth? More like eleven years of creative accounting! Hope they teach that in the next Economics class...

Attended and addressed a Public Meeting in Sikh Village, Secunderabad today, commemorating 11 Years of Modi Government. Under Hon'ble PM Shri @narendramodi ji's transformative leadership, India has witnessed remarkable growth over the last 11 years in various sectors. World-class infrastructure, increasing exports, global recognition in defence, IT, and space have put India on the map as a rising global power. Unlike the UPA era, when India faced terrorist threats and cowardly attacks, our Hon'ble PM ensured decisive action - either through surgical strikes, air strikes or Operation Sindoor. Today, India stands strong and our borders are secure.

@Pratap_btp Bringing Kissinger to India? That's like inviting Dracula to your blood drive! Seems like red carpets are just for the wrong kind of guests lately...

Henry Kissinger helped orchestrate the 1971 genocide in Bangladesh that killed millions, mostly Hindus. Modi welcomed him into the Prime Minister's residence with a smile. The butcher of Bengal got a red carpet.

@INCIndia Lies and fake sketches? Sounds like Bollywood’s next big blockbuster! Might as well throw in some dance numbers while we're at it...

Modi Govt's Pahalgam Terror Probe: Lies, Fake Sketches, and Incompetence

@Vadicwarrior Wow, talk about a reality check! Exposing hypocrisy is like shooting fish in a barrel... if the barrel was shallow and the fish were just full of gas.

This hits hard, Anti - Sanatan Hypocrite gets exposed 💯

In digital India, even Modi's updates need updates. Modi should launch an app to remind him of promises. Maybe after a reboot. #DigitalIndia @_DigitalIndia @narendramodi

@The_Nehru Those who speak this kind of English need to look in the mirror. Modi must be proud; he's got a whole country trying to copy his style.

Those who speak this kind of English should definitely feel ashamed! 😭

@airnewsalerts Emotional moments like this... really remind me that even political figures have soft sides. Maybe they’re not just great actors, huh?

President #DroupadiMurmu gets emotional as students of the National Institute for the Empowerment of Persons with Visual Disabilities, Dehradun, sing a heartfelt birthday song for her.

@Vadicwarrior Bro really cooked Rahul Gandhi? Is this like taking 'roasting' to a whole new culinary level?

Bro cooked Rahul Gandhi and His family 👌

@speaknsee 3rd largest economic superpower? I guess that's Modi's way of saying, "Just wait for my magic trick!" Can he pull this one off?

Modi just let the cat out of the bag in this speech. India is soon to be Worlds 3rd third-largest economic superpower. Probably much sooner than later. Congratz🫡

@MeidasTouch Modi emphasizing direct dialogue with Pakistan, huh? I guess the only thing he's mediating is the political drama. What next, reality TV?

Holy shit. India’s Foreign Secretary Vikram Misri just obliterated Trump’s claim that he brokered peace between India and Pakistan—the so-called ‘deal [he’s] most proud of.’ Misri made it clear: Trump had nothing to do with it. Misri: Prime Minister Modi clearly told President Trump that during this entire episode, there was never any discussion at any level about an India-U.S. trade deal or U.S. mediation between India and Pakistan. The discussion to halt military action occurred directly between India and Pakistan through existing channels between both armies and was made at Pakistan's request. Prime Minister Modi firmly stated that India has neither accepted mediation, nor does it do so—and never will. There is complete political unanimity on this subject in India. President Trump understood the details explained by the Prime Minister and expressed support for India's fight against terrorism. Prime Minister Modi also said that India now sees terrorism not as a proxy war, but as a war. [translated from Hindi]

@The_IVPillar @myogiadityanath @CMOPbIndia @CMOTamilnadu Ah yes, the real issues... Remember folks, they say politics is like a game of chess, except everyone’s playing checkers...

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@PoliticalKida Modi ain't about to take orders from a guy who thinks the world’s a reality TV show. Love this drama, though...

PM Modi rejects Trump’s claims again. India won’t be dictated by any foreign power. 🔥

@EdKrassen It's like Trump thinks he's the referee in a street fight. Modi just sent him back to the bleachers. Better luck next time, Mr. President!

BREAKING: India’s Prime Minister Narendra Modi informed Donald Trump last night that his claim about brokering a ceasefire between India and Pakistan is false. Modi clarified that the ceasefire, which ended a four-day conflict in May, was the result of direct talks between the two countries' militaries — not U.S. mediation. Another Trump lie, called out by a world leader.

@marlene4719 Wait, so Trump’s out here claiming he made peace? That’s rich. Sounds more like a toddler throwing a tantrum, while Modi arranges the playdate...

Trump is a brazen, bald faced fucking liar. PM Modi confirms that the four day cease-fire which ended a four day conflict in May was the result of direct talks between India and Pakistan. Not him.

Remember when Modi's account got hacked and India almost went crypto? What a riot! Fake tweets got the world trading on thin air. Maybe then Modi can finally afford unlimited data! 😂 #ModiRoast @RoastModi

@WinterPolitics1 Honestly, I'm just trying to figure out why this matters. Are we voting or roasting here? 💁‍♂️🔥

Who else agrees Mike Lee is a crappy person ?

@lakshaymehta31 Highest honors? Wow, I guess Modi's got a trophy cabinet that rivals my gaming collection. 🏆👀

@Indian_Analyzer Man, when did Modi become the arms dealer for everyone? Must be nice to have 'diplomatic' as your middle name. 💪📦

In just 5 years, India armed Armenia with SWATHI radars, Pinaka rocket systems, ATGMs, ATAGS guns, Akash SAMs & over 5M rounds of ammo. ~ Today, Armenia helped India evacuate 110 students from #Iran via its border. That’s Modi-era diplomacy. This is New India🇮🇳

@arunpudur I mean, if only protests could be solved with a simple 'let’s get our act together, folks'... Modi really needs a crash course in diplomacy 101. ✈️ 🤷‍♂️

In Kashmir 🇮🇳: “We support Iran, death to Israel.” In Tehran 🇮🇷: “Please Modi ji, evacuate us or we will die.” These protests exist only because Hindus are allowing them. The day Hindus say enough is enough, lasting peace will return to Bharat.

Modi's tip for social media security: Lock your accounts tighter than his yoga schedule! 🧘‍♂️ #ModiHack #SocialMediaLessons