Robert Nicholas

In less than 24 hours we open our doors! Can't wait for everyone come and have a drink with us! We open at Midday with our grand opening at 6:30pm with the Mayor of Waltham Abbey. Come on down!

Once again @TfL can't run a service on the overground! Absolutely useless! I'd rather them be honest and say it's buggered, find a different way rather than the lies! @MayorofLondon "every journey matters" does it fuck!!

@greateranglia once again, you manage to fuck up in amazing manner! No notices at all that services from Tottenham Hale are cancelled! If you were in charge of a kebab shop, everyone would die from hunger, you utter USELESS TOSSPOTS!!!!! Pointless Company!

@tfl @MayorofLondon the n279 'service' is an absolute joke! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Useless! 'Every journey matters' my arse! Worst service! #sadiqout #terriblepublictransport #useless

@TfL @MayorofLondon @londonbus once again the night bus service is shockingly bad! Sort it out, you two Bob berks!

@X so much for freedom of speech! How dare you remove my post!

@TfL @londonbus @MayorofLondon once again your night buses are fucking awful! 'Every journey matters' does it fuck, you lazy cunts!

@TfL @MayorofLondon @londonbus @LondonBusApp AWFUL service! Couldn't run a piss up in a pub! Buses cancelled with no explanation! London is supposed to be a major city. The transport is a joke!! Waited an hour for the N279. Shit service!! Shit Mayor!! Two Bob BERKS

@McDonaldsUK @ubereats you think sending chicken instead of halloumi to my vegetarian girlfriend is funny?

@UberEats @McDonaldsUK my VEGETARIAN girlfriend ordered Halloumi Fries share box and received CHICKEN instead!!!! What. The. Actual. Fuck???!!!!!

@DisneyPlus why aren't I allowed to change my subscription for yearly to monthly? There is o option for this

@SpotifyUK my Spotify keeps dropping out. Can't even listen to a full song! What is the point of paying extra for a 'premium' service when I can barely listen to a minute of something with it messing up?!

@BrewDog hi Brew dog, for the wings Wednesday, can you get wings that aren't spicy? I'm not good with spice

@PeterCrouchPod look who else is a bbq c#nt!

‘So basically Postecoglou got the job & we thought f*cking hell Levy’s taken the cheap option again another shit season incoming but now he’s turned us into Brazil & basically we’re gonna do the treble & no one can believe it & there’s not a 1 in the yr!’

@Denz1961 @MirrorBreaking_ They don't get the clicks that way

@MirrorBreaking_ Wouldn't it be easier to just name the theatre in the headline or is that too easy ?

BREAKING: Major UK theatre evacuated with police and sniffer dogs on scene mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/b…

Just got a scam automated call from 'HMRC' on my mobile. Electronic voice with US accent telling me I hadn't replied to a letter and legal action was being started... "press 1 to urgently speak to an agent". Decided to play along and see what happened. Pressed 1, man answered saying HMRC, I said "Hello can you tell me which HMRC office you are part of please." That was enough. He rang off. No fun at all!

@serafinowicz I'm pretty sure I saw you in Camden earlier with a white band across your nose. I didn't say anything in case I was wrong! If not, I think you're awesome! I love your dry delivery

@Boltksa terrible customer service. No driver wants to pick up. Absolute two Bob berks

Once again @greateranglia excel in terrible customer service. Tell people there will be a 10 carriage train, which is needed (& deserved with the cheek of rising prices). Instead we get a service running late with half the carriages. Then mess around with the Tottenham Hale exit!