I Drink and Know Things

I really like my cover photo with @ArtAcevedo when he was Chief of HPD in Houston. #artcarparade

@denverpost Whatever puts an end to the lunacy, I’m all for.

Children’s Hospital Colorado says it reinstated gender-affirming care in response to a court order, but transgender patients can’t actually receive it because the health center’s doctors refuse to write prescriptions, fearing federal retaliation. denverpost.com/2026/06/17/chi…

@Christophe37461 @jarvis_best

@jarvis_best Taste Gavin’s grapes.

Just learned you can buy wine that tastes like Gavin Newsom for $2,211 a gallon.

@Tenn_MAGA2 @Ascent2Victory Are AK & HI on team 3?

@Ascent2Victory I’ll do the map in grey, orange and green next time. This isn’t a map of left vs right It’s just the way I broke it down.

Civil war, who wins?

@oobekkaoo @BradWCAttorney 👆

@BradWCAttorney Me reading the comments:👀

Perhaps I was a little hasty in swearing off the World Cup

@land10k_gophers @bonchieredstate

@bonchieredstate You all voted in a POTUS who was found liable in a court of law for sexual assault… think you guys can sit this one out. Oh, and fraud, and charity fraud. And 34 felonies as well.

“Oh, you didn’t believe Christine Blasey-Ford, but you believe this?! Way to flip-flop!” Guys, we never said “believe all women.” We said take each case individually and judge their merits and probability. YOU said “believe all women.” You’re the hypocrites here.

@ShemekaMichelle @grok who is right, Charles Barkley calling these Ds or @BradWCAttorney calling em DDs?

Charles Barkley references Cardi B’s breasts as Cardi Ds!! 😂😂 How long before he’s made to apologize?

@RAMAustin @FactsAboutTexas And they never broke the treaties they made.

@FactsAboutTexas German settles in Texas also made peace negotiations with the Comanche instead of fighting and conflict, unlike the Anglos.

@SmashStros @ranchmemaw @trevorsaxiom @AustinJustice 281 runs from the Rio to the Red, which part we talking about?

@ranchmemaw @trevorsaxiom @AustinJustice Let me guess, you live on the good side of 281

In Austin, you can walk your dogs on a quiet Sunday morning and get randomly shot. "I don't know why they would shoot me." Sean Fuentes keeps repeating it from his hospital bed. A car ran a stop sign in southeast Austin and three men opened fire. The first shot dropped him, and he felt the rest hitting the dirt next to his face as the shooters stayed and emptied the clip trying to execute him. Bear crawling home, he heard his late father's voice -- a Marine who served two tours in Vietnam: "It's go time." He crawled and walked a block and a half home bleeding. His wife saw the dogs running back alone, leashes dragging. Three teenagers stole a 9mm Glock from a shop on Ben White, took a stolen car, and spent the weekend firing into homes, vehicles, and strangers across Austin. 105 rounds across 21 incidents with four people shot. Sean’s twin sister is in the ICU waiting room with him, and wants justice: "They stayed there and shot him multiple times and then watched him. Like, you're watching somebody die.... I want to see them prosecuted to the full extent. They should be tried as adults."

@Moodasf17 @MatrixMysteries Yes it does matter, all that is spelled out up front when you apply for the loan. It’s called “the truth in lending statement” and I’m willing to bet her signature is on it. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Robert_Rieman @MatrixMysteries It doesn’t matter all that, she’s still paid 25k and still owes more than she started with

An American checks her student loans. She borrowed $49,548.74. After 120 payments, she’s paid $25,558.36. Her current balance? $50,121.33. After PAYING $25k… she now owes MORE than she originally borrowed. This isn’t aid — it’s legalized USURY.

@FactsAboutTexas Big Bend or Garner in my younger years but a shout out to Ratcliff Lake during my SFASU days.

What's your favorite state park in TEXAS? 🤠

This is what I voted for and better pound cake recipes 🤦‍♂️

@jasonrantz I haven’t read the Washington income tax legislation but I’m willing to bet there is a backdoor way for cities to impose their own income tax in some form or fashion.

Even the New York Times noticed Seattle’s ‘socialist’ mayor helped drive Starbucks out seattlered.com/taxes/nyt-call…

@NewsFromGoogle @spencerpratt @Google Best get with your PR Dept. to spin this another way, we ain’t buying the BS.

@spencerpratt @Google This is a technical issue triggered by a recent, routine update to satellite imagery in Google Maps and Earth, which accidentally restored old imagery from before the fires. We’re fixing it ASAP.

dear @Google Wtf is this

@Tulsabill55 @Heminator Opinions are like assholes, everybody has 1.

@Heminator If you do not recognize that Obama was a vastly superior President to Trump in every meaningful way then you are not worthy of being taken seriously. Accepting that proposition is a basic test of your judgement.

Obama’s presidential comportment and “likability” aside, his presidency was a total failure. Mediocre to poor economy; signature domestic initiatives were ARA and Obamacare—both wildly dysfunctional and unpopular. Foreign policy? Iran deal, rise of Isis, and Syrian genocide.

@SpikeEskin Did he have to sacrifice a live chicken or multiple live chickens?

In the 16 games that Don Mattingly has been Phillies manager they have committed one total error. In the 28 games prior they committed 19 total errors.

@barstoolsports They need to drag a couch up there

Building a giant platform in your backyard >>> paying money for PGA Championship tickets

@2kfins @CPowers14 @rskellogg It keeps the double Bloody Mary at a proper temperature.

@CPowers14 @rskellogg It’s the Rolex cup for me…

Pre-round fit of the century from Cameron Young

@altering_egos @TurdQuarter @godlywomanhood @3YearLetterman

@TurdQuarter @godlywomanhood @3YearLetterman That's up to their husbands...

Mothers, raise your daughters to be hard-working homemakers who know how to keep a home clean and tidy and cook nutritious, delicious food. Most mothers are too busy with their careers that they fail to teach their daughters one of the most important things in life.

@JebraFaushay @3YearLetterman @shakira @PandaExpress RIP Francis 🍋‍🟩

@3YearLetterman @shakira @PandaExpress In 1862, Francis Perkins left the Civil War for Mexico where he fermented the agave plant and developed tequila. We celebrate him and his drink every May 5. Abraham Lincoln was allegedly, among the first to try a margarita.

Tomorrow we celebrate the Independence Day of my favorite country in South America, Mexico Wishing a happy holiday and day off to my many South American friends on X!