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@BladeoftheS @snevinoj Despise Philips!

Mick Lynch "Zack Polanski isn't inciting hatred for Jews he believes he is an agent of peace and that Israel is carrying out Mass Murder in Gaza and the West Bank, and I believe that too." When Mick Lynch speaks sense, he speaks sense.

This is Reform UK's party chairman announcing that a Reform government would deploy state infrastructure, detention centres, as a reward for voting Reform and a punishment for voting Green. Two days before an election. The Electoral Commission should be examining this today. @ElectoralCommUK

The Nigel Farage Guide to Being a Working-Class Hero Step 1: Be born to a City stockbroker. Step 2: Attend Dulwich College, fees currently £53,000 a year. Step 3: Skip university. Become a City commodities trader instead. Step 4: Run one of your metal broking firms into insolvency. Step 5: Get elected to the European Parliament. Spend the next 21 years drawing a salary from the institution you're paid to dismantle. Step 6: Claim £15,500 a year in expenses for an office your party was given rent-free. Step 7: Put your wife on the EU parliamentary payroll. Take her off only when the rules force you to. Step 8: Get investigated by the EU's anti-fraud office. Eventually have half your MEP salary docked to repay misused public funds. Step 9: Throw a Brexit victory party at the Ritz. Decry the "professional political class" to a room of millionaires. Step 10: Take £450,000 in personal gifts from Arron Banks. House. Car. Lifestyle. Step 11: Take £5 million, undisclosed, from a Bangkok-based crypto billionaire. Days later, announce you're standing for parliament after all. Step 12: Win Clacton. Take the £93,904 MP salary. Add £1.2 million a year from GB News at £2,300 an hour. Become the highest-earning MP in the House of Commons. Step 13: Speak in parliament fewer times than any other party leader. Fly to America at least nine times in your first year. Refuse to hold in-person constituency surgeries. Holiday in France while parliament is sitting. Step 14: Tell the working class you're one of them. Tell them to vote against their own interests, over and over again. Pint, mate?

@zatzi God, you’re horrid!

Trump is more of a British & English patriot than our own current political masters. Listen and remember why our nation truly is Great Britain 🇬🇧 - despite what the woke naysayers tell you.

@realmikolson @NatashaSerne Says something when Piers Morgan looks like the adult in the room. Brand always was a talentless grifter, albeit with a charismatic personality. Jimmy Savile for a post millennial 🇬🇧.

This is what Cluster B narcissism looks like btw - invading personal space to assert dominance - passive-aggressive insults draped in compassion - overly-poetic, performative, “spiritual” language in an attempt to take the moral high ground

@AllisonPearson @RachelReevesMP It’s hardly the fault of @RachelReevesMP that everybody now’s buys their tat from Amazon and Temu (at half the price). But then you know that, don’t you?

Another disaster to chalk up to Chancellor @RachelReevesMP Claire’s Accessories to close with the loss of 1300 jobs. Labour has created historically hostile conditions for the High Street. The People’s Revenge will wipe out Labour on 7 May.

@SoNowUknow2 @JeremyVineOn5 Yours is the stupidest post I’ve seen all week, and that’s saying something on this shit tip of a platform.

If you get in a lift and could smell perfume would you think the woman wearing it was a prostitute? You can smell it so are the trying to seduce you? So why make the assumption because you can smell drink the person is drunk? If someone is stinking of body odour are they hard working or just unclean mingers? Perception is not proof of anything.

Should MPs be banned from boozing in Parliament? Green MP Hannah Spencer has said she feels "uneasy" when she can "smell the alcohol" on MPs when they vote. She says people in normal jobs wouldn't be able to have a few drinks during a shift, so why should MPs? Do you agree?

What's your favourite New York based movie?

@AllisonPearson Better than right wing shills like you any day of the week.

We have the most unpopular Prime Minister in history. A strange soulless man, a Process drone enlivened only by his own sanctimonious. Yet, Starmer is Labour’s best candidate for the job. How did Britain sink that low?

@lucymarionbrown To be fair, if RB was my son I’d have done a runner too.

“I hate myself, Dad. I hate being alive” The rage formed in the space where love should have been has taken victim after victim, as these wounded boys try to assemble their manhood from the scraps of their fathers’ inadequacies.

This is what me and my wife are doing now. Seems like the right time. Let us know what you think.

@ATRightMovies Onibaba (1964)

What's the greatest non-English language horror movie?

@superTV247 Don’t know a single person who’s been watching this garbage!

That was the craziest 5 minutes of #ImACeleb in 25 years. I absolutely love the drama of live TV but David and Jimmy are EMBARRASSING themselves. To have Ant & Dec, the unbiased hosts, telling you you’re chatting shit? Pathetic. David is just a massive high school bully

@darrengrimes Well done the Greens!

Our Reform UK winner in Cornwall goes to shake the hand of his Green Party opponent, who refuses to do so. The Green Party are the most dangerous party in Britain today, but I would still shake their hand. You know why? You can be wrong and still be human. Performative petulance!

Caroline Lucas of the Green Party reckons that Water needs to be Renationalised. RT if you know it has to be.

In 2019, I warned that the NHS was being sold off to private U.S companies. The media's response? I was peddling Russian propaganda. One of those companies is Palantir, a company that has enabled genocide in Gaza. We were right then — and we are right now: Kick Palantir out.

@bmay @kennethcurrie Old Cumshott is the dregs!

Man’s girlfriend is very annoyed that the free press she champions, despite having emigrated to a dictatorship without one, is investigating her boyfriend for stuff she says people who aren’t her boyfriend, like Angela Rayner, should resign over.

@OneOutOf4 Always was shit!

This is just painful to listen to….

Rhetorical question for @Ofcom , is it right that the ‘International Editor’ for @TalkTV should appear on air for the sole purpose of defending her fiancé over his tax affairs?

Please enjoy this video from last year in which Richard Tice opines liberally about Angela Rayner’s tax affairs and calls for her departure. I’m sure it’s only a matter of time before he applies this very strict moral principle to his own tax arrangements.