@cursedconnector Fun fact: Two of the three holes in a properly wired outlet are perfectly safe to stick screwdrivers and paperclips into.
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Jeff Voight
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Jeff Voight
@Roman_Fyseek
Computery guy https://t.co/PUvr22OYPn
Katılım Ağustos 2011
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Buddy do you know what a circuit breaker is, and if so, y u no use?
Abaraxoid@Abaraxoid
Who thought that flathead screws were the optimal choice for an area where one slip means you can’t feel your arm for the rest of your day?
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One aspect of canonization I’m not clear on: do they fire the canon at the saints, or put the saints inside the canon and launch them?
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@MyNameIsRickyM If I'd found it, it'd be broken down to the pins in that trash can and the lower would be with the bartender.
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Me in some random field after finding a national guardsman’s loaded ass weapon in a dive bar bathroom
Weapons Daily@WeaponsVault
National Guard leaves rifle in New Orleans bathroom
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@robertgraham I think there's supposed to be one where you start from 100 and subtract 7 until you can't.
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Cognitive tests do not do this. They ask simple questions that everyone is expected to be able to answer, like identify these three animals. The questions are so simple the average person is expected to get 100%.
Trump is simply lying about the tests.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump on cognitive test: These are tough questions. They say take a number, any number. I say ok, 99. Multiply it by 9. Divide it by 3. Add 4293. Divide by 2. Subtract 93. Divide by 9. What is your answer? I got it right. It was actually more complex than that.
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@Mandatoryfunday My barracks policy said no electric heating devices without the Fort Drum Fire Marshall's approval... which turned out to be this CPL dude named Kevin who lived next door to me in the barracks... so, that was an easy hack. He made me show him the UL label and signed my memorandum
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I still haven't solved the CO2 bedroom challenge
You open the window and you wake up from a 6am garbage truck or barking dogs and sunlight
You close it, you suffocate in 1200 ppl at 5am
I guess you really need some mini tube in your wall with a vent that opens and closed based on internal CO2 but how do I build that?
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Someone put audio from CASINO over Looney Tunes and its perfect 🔥😂
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@TanMart03 I’m Considering taking cheaper regional flights to other airports to get a deal. Or fuck it even driving to other states.
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SLC flights to Maui are like $700. Which isn’t actually too terrible. LAX to Maui with a layover in SLC and the SAME FLIGHT TO MAUI is like $475.
Ed Bastian deserves prison time.
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@maddieegrace1 @peoples_unicorn My best PT score ever was after not having done PT for 10 months because 'reasons'. I was *REALLY* worried because I literally hadn't done PT for 10 freakin' months.
I mean, I was doing tons of actual work that whole time, so that probably contributed to my success, but still..
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IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES
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@shenetworks You can claim that with your insurance even though you pre-paid it. If nothing else, it goes toward max out of pocket.
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My 9 month old son was referred to a cardiologist to get an echo done and they just sent me the price estimate 😭
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Sergeant Major of the Army announces new ‘I hate soldiers’ initiative duffelblog.com/sergeant-major…
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@OfAthenry What was your thought process for that fourth burger in the sixth column? My OCD brain needs to know.
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Your boy is manning the flat top for the company cook-out today.
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King Charles gave him a bell.
The primary British slang related to "bell" is bellend (or bell-end), a vulgar insult used to describe a stupid, annoying, or contemptible person, referencing the head of a penis. It is similar to calling someone a "dickhead".
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@maddieegrace1 Now you can buy a 55 gallon drum of flour or cereal!
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@Iraqveteran8888 Had a bit of a change of heart, eh?
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Iraqveteran8888@Iraqveteran8888
There are many things I disagree with Trump on. One being what I believe to be poor advice he’s received on how to deal with gun issues. His VP wants to defund the ATF. Kamala is a communist. A vote for anyone but Trump is a vote for a communist. He’s the best shot we have at turning this thing around whether we like it or not.
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@fishPointer I learned Morse Code in two weeks and every bone in the human body in the 30 minutes before the exam. That's gotta be as hard as learning Chinese, right?
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@Astro_ChrisW @Space_Station Fingers crossed for space alien invasion.
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On April 27th at about 10:40 PM GMT, I was in the @Space_Station Cupola and saw something really neat. I was scanning the sky to try to catch a glimpse of the approaching Progress MS-34 vehicle bringing new supplies. Just as we were passing over West Africa, I saw a bright object directly below us, streaking through the upper atmosphere. I saw its tail grow and then split apart into a shower of smaller pieces. I think it must have been some piece of orbital debris or a satellite breaking up as it entered the atmosphere. It was quite a light show!
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