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"Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told! Think about it. Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ‘til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money, and people actually buy into that bullshit! ” ~George Carlin

The gas prices are probably the reason the armies in the Book of Revelation are riding horses.

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

Me realizing that the Epstein files were so bad, they started WW3 and faked another moon mission.

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The @NDP convention was held yesterday. It went exactly as you'd expect. Here's what it was like: 👇

Shout out to all the strong dads 🫡

This is a funny argument between this Husband and wife! 😂😂🤣🤣

The last thing you see before Canada puts you down for seasonal depression

This should be the orientation video at every blue collar plant.

Iran just unveiled their secret air defense: the Goat Launcher 9000! 😂

@rawsalerts How much you wanna bet not a single Indian is on that list?

🚨#BREAKING: Officials report that Canada is on track and set to pass 100,000 assisted su*cides early in 2026 which is higher than the country’s total military fatalities in World War II

JUST IN: Justin Trudeau Arrives in Tehran to Pay Respects to Ayatollah Khamenei

Canada is now euthanizing 2X more people per year than dogs. 16,425 people vs 7,644 dogs

😂😂😂

A daycare but no kids

Chicago high school janitors have found a faster way to clean up after functions:

YOU’RE GOING HO HO HOME.