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@Channel4News She is clueless.

"Just because you’ve got a flag in your van and you scream at people in the street doesn’t make you a patriot." Chancellor Rachel Reeves tells Channel 4 News' Economics Editor Helia Ebrahimi that being a patriot is about "loving this country and treating other people with respect", after being heckled during a previous interview.

@johnnnyknowall @hiltonholloway @RupertLowe10 They're all the same. None of them have ever done a real job which is why they have no idea how business works.

Andy Burnham has NEVER done a proper day’s work in his entire life. Cambridge posh boy → straight from uni into researcher gigs, spad, union pen-pusher, Football Task Force pencil-pusher… then parachuted into a safe seat at 31. A lifetime on the taxpayer-funded political gravy train: MP, Cabinet Minister, Mayor. Zero real jobs. Zero trades. Zero private sector graft. Just endless Westminster/Labour insider games. He’s a charlatan and is using Makerfield, like a one-night-stand! Makerfield rejects this out-of-touch careerist.

Rebecca Shepherd and Restore Britain can win in Makerfield and send the biggest shock in British political history.

@melindiscott @sharrond62 @iancharris They're all the same.

@sharrond62 @iancharris Me neither. He'll say anything at all

I don’t believe him

@AutoPap Won't they tow it away?

Valet parking at the hotel $60 a night, car park is $35. So I park on the street and get a $20 a day fine to save money. Makes sense right?

@hiltonholloway Trifle.

'Er indoors is the hardest worker in town. When she's very tired, she forgets the names of things. Today's attempt to name something came out as 'summer pie'. Any guesses what she meant?

@moving_charlie @hiltonholloway Had vendors removing flock wallpaper on completion day.

No. This is why you must ALWAYS do a last minute inspection before exchange. So many sellers pull this last minute shenanigans and if they do, you have to adjust the price accordingly. Mickey-takers.

The Met Office is set to issue an AMBER heat alert later today. 😱 If you’re over 40, you’ll probably know this as “a nice sunny day.” ☀️

@DavidLammy Skin colour doesn't absolve you of your inadequacy to do your job.

As the first Black Lord Chancellor, I’m determined to widen opportunity, break down barriers, and ensure talent, not background, determines success. A judiciary that reflects modern Britain is a stronger judiciary. theguardian.com/law/2026/may/2…

@DailyMail Because it's heading towards summer.

Why is it so hot in the UK? Scientists credit a large block of high pressure over western Europe for the bank holiday heatwave - as forecasters predict highs of 33°C trib.al/clGN79m

@DailyMail I think you mean illegal immigrant.

Knife-wielding Afghan asylum seeker goes on rampage in Morrisons as terrified staff are forced to evacuate shoppers trib.al/ePN0b1i

@EDP24 Took them long enough to acknowledge the law.

Norfolk Constabulary forced to tear up its trans policy ift.tt/V3XipJn

@elliegoulding @absolutegazelle Laughing all the way to the bank on the clickbait revenue.

@absolutegazelle This is not fake news , where IS he! we all need to know this information

Ellie Goulding says she can’t believe Katie Price’s husband is missing “Where the fuck is he?” she said

@London_W4 Thank heavens for the bloke in the rib.

I know you like to keep abreast of my adventures so today I have excelled myself. I’ve come to Woodbridge in Suffolk to spend a few days on my sailing boat that I bought a few weeks ago. Packed loads of stuff. Bought a secondhand dinghy from the local boat sales place here, rowed out to my boat and the dinghy started sinking. Slowly at first and then boom, it was gone and me and all of my stuff were in the water. I had my very heavy backpack on. The duvet managed to wrap itself around my left arm and body and was pulling me down. At this point I thought I was going to drown. I managed to somehow free myself from it and swim to my sailing boat and reach up and cling on. Anyone who knows boats however, knows that you cannot pull yourself up out of the water. So there I was clinging on to my boat, backpack still on and wondering how long it would be before my arms gave way and things got even worse. Well, the world’s most wonderful bloke in a rib saw me and sped over. He got my backpack off and I got into his boat. He saved my life. Back on dry land and I assessed the damage. My Fujifilm xpro3 is deceased. Totally filled with water. Various other electronic items are destroyed. That involuntary swim has cost me thousands of pounds and no, there is no insurance I can claim from. I’ve lost it. The dinghy should never have been sold. If I’d had more experience I’d probably have realised that before getting in it. At least he’s refunded me the purchase price! So I’m sat in soaking wet clothes in the sunshine outside a pub now. I’ve booked a hotel and I’m going to have a glass of wine. Or two. Or three and reflect on an exciting Thursday. Just not exciting in the way I’d hoped. P.s. I’m sure there are those who will wonder whether I made parts of this story up. Well I didn’t. It’s exactly as I’ve told it. It was actually worse than I’ve told it. So I’m poorer and somewhat fed up about that. Anyway, cheers 🥂

Giant pandas are officially no longer classified as "Endangered" But it was nothing to do with them

@10DowningStreet It's not free. Taxpayers are paying for it.

We know that families are still feeling the cost of living pressure, so we’re delivering immediate support. Free bus travel for children this August and action to cut the cost of everyday food. Helping families get through the holidays and putting money back into people’s pockets.

OH DEAR Rachel Reeves heckled by white van man as she visits a petrol station. “Get Starmer out! Get Labour out! You’re ruining the country! Are you going to arrest me for having an England flag? Get Farage in!” She lectures the guy about “manners”

@ArchRose90 @rawlimark Because they're all related.

Jurors unable to reach verdict in retrial of two brothers accused of assaulting a police officer at Manchester Airport. Unbelievable! Something is not right with this.

@RachelReevesMP You're deluded.

The war in Iran is pushing up prices at the pump, so we're stepping in. We are extending the 5p fuel duty cut until the end of the year- keeping costs lower for millions of drivers. We have the right economic plan to protect households and build a stronger Britain.

@Timoldland Electric turbo?

😐 Ghastly.

@Keir_Starmer It's only a fucking game. Haven't you got more important things to worry about.

22 long years for the Arsenal. But finally, we’re back where we belong. Champions!