Ryan

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Ryan

Ryan

@RyanCMcCallum

Residential Go-blin. The Rust Foundation is run by the deep state. JavaScript is the work of the devil, and Typescript was made by witches.

Katılım Mart 2020
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@ThePrimeagen You telling me that eliminating a poisonous carcinogenic depressant from your diet will make you happier?
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Rustafarian 🦀 Dev@rustafariandev·
My wife is officially a French citizen now. I guess I need to learn French.
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@trashh_dev Most sensible countries use metric because we don't have the same foot fetish that Americans do
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trash@trashh_dev·
when someone tells me the temperature in celsius
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@teknium Because it is Hermes, he just ate more than a calculator this time to gain its power
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Teknium 🪽@Teknium·
Wonder why IBM's Granite model thinks it's name is Hermes 😘
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@ThePrimeagen The great thing about the shape is that it's designed to provide the optimal amount of surface area so you can taste it for the entire length of your tongue
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TECTONE 🇺🇸@Tectone·
Tectone confirms that his 2025 twitch contract are there were once they are did. He became the first ever to have the first as in the space of that when of a streamer and career began. Congratulations Tectone!
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@techsavvytravvy As a Go developer, don't listen to them, Trav! You keep doing God's work by riling them up. Any time they come to you with "B-b-but my DX! Go has a good DX!," you look them dead in the eye and ask "Where's your sum types, buddy?" and walk away.
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trav@techsavvytravvy·
go is so uninspiring
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ThePrimeagen@ThePrimeagen·
core utils rewritten in rust git is now going that direction RIIR movement is alive and well
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@theo Ah, yeah, I definitely wouldn't put the substance issues there on the same level as in SF. If that's the comparison, it's pretty clean! Just gotta beware the Canada geese who decided to keep some students hostage this year (this is another true Canada fact)
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Gotta betray my country for a sec Waterloo > MIT
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@theo Waterloo is great if you can get over the rat and crack problems in the region. This isn't a dog whistle, it's just a thing. Ontario's Premier was also a drug dealer too, so I guess that tracks for one of the best Unis. Lots of fun facts about Canada's most sane province, really
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Don’t let it get to your head Canada, you still suck at everything else
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@tekbog @ptr_to_joel Don't worry Tek, my boy! I'm sure there's some lovely JBoss jobs available if we look hard enough. We will find the finest legacy product for you to work on!
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Joel 🇦🇺@ptr_to_joel·
someone hire @tekbog before i send him into the australian enterprise java 8 mines
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@PirateSoftware Can we all just take a moment to appreciate that they didn't even try with the spray painting skunk? He just mists the wall with the white paint and suddenly an elaborate tag fades in
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@tekbog It's genius. All of the ADHD zoomers can put subway surfers on in the background for everything they're doing to help maintain focus like it's Tiktok. It's the ultimate life hack
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
@imjaredz Steve would have murdered the family of whoever was responsible
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Theo - t3.gg@theo·
Hot take: Zuck handled this incredibly. Can’t imagine how stressed the team must have been. He went out of his way to not put any additional pressure on them. When the lead came out, he consoled them and said “don’t worry, we’ll share a video of it soon” Great leadership 🫡
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feeling really bad for the Meta OS team

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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
Starting to think someone should make a course to teach software development without rhythm to help people avoid Shai-Hulud in the future ox.security/blog/npm-2-0-h…
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@WarrenInTheBuff On the one hand, shiitake mushrooms are great. On the other, learning why shiitake mushrooms are called the "brooms of the stomach" after eating a lot of shiitake noodles is not so great.
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WarrenBuffering@WarrenInTheBuff·
1) Shiitake >>> Cremini 2) I can't believe how long it took me to start rolling my own compound butter. Absolutely furious with myself
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@WarrenInTheBuff In fairness, they've had millennia to streamline the process. In 1268, it took three years to elect a pope after limiting visitors, restricting rations, boarding up the windows, and eventually removing the roof of the palace of Viterbo before anyone was confirmed
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@htmx_org - Unhinged public rants. - Challenges the societal norms in tech. - Suspected to live in a large pithos instead of a house. The HTMX CEO is clearly the Diogenes of software development.
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@htmx_org OK, but now where's the mug that has the eldritch pickle whispering into the sleeping ears of the HTMX CEO Collective about the horrific truths of HATEOAS?
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Ryan@RyanCMcCallum·
@spaceghost It already looks like an anime weapon, so remember to loudly exclaim "Persona!" when using it. You'll either find out you have magic stand-esque superpower or you, uhm, wont. But at least you tried
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